The State of Michigan has approved the formation of Superbia Credit Union …. the first ever not-for-profit lender designed for Homos, Lezzies, Trannies, and other deviants. Really.
I thought it would be fun to help them come up with a Gay Banking Motto!
—- Please be respectful, inclusive, and diverse. I will be submitting all entries to the bank. The winner will get a complimentary APE (Anal Penetration Experience) for every account they open.
The credit union says it will use its profits to fund direct benefits for its members and for grants to organizations that support LGBT-related initiatives.
“I can walk into a bank or credit union and apply for a loan or credit card or savings accounts and frankly, no problem. If I walked into the same institution with my husband, we can come across different responses and welcome. And this is where it all starts to change for the community.” —- Myles Meyers, founder
“Condoms required for all deposits”
Come one, cum all.
Not sure if your a man or woman! No worries!
Thinking about surgically removing your penis? Going through hormone therapy? Having doubts? Erase those doubts by signing up for an account today.
What does banking and sexual identity have in common? We don’t know either!
Stop by and make a deposit in your very own LGBTQP Credit union! The ultimate safe space for your wads of cash!
Superbia Credit Union: Serving your hole-n-1 needs with Teflon coated mulligan chips…..
I stopped reading at (not for profit).
(((Myles Meyers))) to run a not for profit where he draws a huge annual income profiteering off the gays. Par for the course……
IF YOU LIKE GETTING IT IN THE ASS, WE’RE THE BANK FOR YOU
I like it…goes with my crack theme.
Damn, you beat me to it!
LET US HELP YOU
PUT THE S TO LGBTQ
We’re a bank … prepare to get shafted. But then again … that’s what you’re looking for … right?
Similar to my slogan:
“We don’t fuck you up the ass – unless you want it”.
And you know you want it.
Sounds like something a date rapist might say.
Mr. Cosby is that You?
No you can’t touch my pudding pop!
I think he was framed by Old Weird Harold.
We bend over backwards for you.
When you ask for a loan, and the loan officer says “Blow Me” – he means it!
Banking to fit your lifestyle, make deposits or withdrawals around town even after midnight.
That is too subtle. Could just be regular thieves and prowlers.
Vegas has their slots, we have the loosest ATMs.
Loans for any purpose, build your SM dungeon today. Free ball gag with every new account.
Ball gag? Is that what the Vet used to band Stew?
It’s what Rob used to gag the squirrels.
It’s just a joke, moron.
no it wasn’t a joke–
I am confused. Is it or is it not what Rob uses to gag squirrels?
If you like getting fkd up the ass so much, try our 1.5% 12-month CD!
Faggot Financial and Bathhouse, for all your high-risk activities.
Here at Buttplug Bank, we’ll ease you into that sporty little hatchback with our down low rates.
The only bank in America with back-door service. Our assets are the most liquid in the market. Deposit must be finalized before withdrawl. Friendly tellers offer baby photography while transacting business.
We don’t care if you pitch or catch, swallow or lick, we will take care of your money
Tell ’em Hollywood Rob sent ya.
Winner winner chicken dinner. Nothing else compares.
Uncle!
More noodles for you oodles of moolah! Without a catch in your snatch!
Banking with a twist.
Lez be friends
“Seamen and semen both welcome”
Moan with Mona. Delve with Delbert. Call now, dominators are standing by. Free MAGA hat (just kidding).
Former TBPers welcome!
One more reason to come out.
We’re at the corner of Sodom and Gomorrah, right next to Quik Lube.
Service with a smile. We treat your assets like they were our own.
Instead of save and stack cum and hide it in our crack.
I heard the groan.
Do I get my participation ribbon?
On the corner of Hillary Ave. and Michelle St. – where the cunts meet.
A triple entendre. Top that, Uncola.
How about a play on the old beach movie WHERE THE BOYS ARE…making deposits and the girls are taking it in and lapping it up.
Oh my….I think it is time to put oils on some nuts.
No faggoty stuff here!
This is why we can’t have nice threads.
Roasting walnuts.
Nick’s nuts roasting on an open fire…
Two dykes walk into the bank. We want to preserve our eggs.
I’m sorry, says the teller, this is not that kind of bank.
We got them from a couple of Trump voters.
Would you like them kept in alcohol or formaldehyde?
We have 3 new laying hens…I think it was the beef tongue!
Up yours,EC.,
Stay away from my womyn or your little Mexican jumping beans will be simmering in my chili pot.
“Three dollar bills gladly welcomed”
“Fagbank ™ – for those who prefer to make their deposits in the back.”
“LGBTQPBank ™ – When an Ordinary Screwing Just Won’t Do.”
“LezBank ™ – Banking Done Lickety Split”
“GheyBank ™ – We Penetrate Deep into Your Wallet”
“FagBank ™ – We Put the Homo in GloboHomo”
“HomoBank ™ – Put Your Money Where Our Mouth Is”
The only Translender in town.
Senor Lopez.
It was a whisper so soft that Leopoldo wondered at the sound. Nobody ever called him Senor Lopez. It was always Leopoldo at work or don Leopoldo at the Mexican Mercado. He turned slowly and there was la Parca, death’s shroud. Ah, said Leopoldo, you are looking for my father? No, his date was on the 23rd of Septiembre, 30 years ago.
Leopoldo thought furiously about so many things he had to say to death. Why did you take my wife before me? Do you receive suicides in heaven? He never had the nerve to find out. The only thing that occurred to him to ask was if he could go get his broom. You won’t need it, said la Parca.
Death never makes an appointment, there was so much left undone. The least he could do was sweep for the inevitable visitors later. Leopoldo ran for it. His feet felt light as he ran faster than he had run in years, almost as fast as when he was a child. He felt a pain in his chest.
Leopoldo, tra’eme la escoba – bring me the broom.
Si’ mama’ said Leopoldo as he ran back with the broom.
Almost as good as the light hazing I got years ago at a certain job in DC, with those pricks “proving” to the ladies I was a fellator. They put an author-signed copy of this book on my shelf with all of my engineering manuals.
I would like to know where Bob REALLY got his copy.
Your a butt pirate?
HAHAHA I guess so, the book was on my shelf!
Damn, EC, you’re really into this aren’t you?
Unlike you, I have nothing to hide since I am hetero, I was born this way. If you’d like to come out of the closet just say so and we will throw you a coming out celebration complete with oodles of homo jokes all in good fun.
Slogan of another bank that seems fitting:
“We make our customer’s problems our problems.”
Oriental Bank of Commerce once had the slogan: “Where every individual is committed.”
I would go with “Where every individual SHOULD be committed.”
Instead of stuffing it in his back door, stuff it in our front door and get a free gerbil with your new account.
Gerbil? Mathis Bros rumor?
Speak with our financial anal-yst.
Free fisting
Want a bank account, we do that too
The Best Homo For Your Money. (C) (TM)
$5 will get you Iska
EC- that bank has the song, “Tubesteak Boogie” on a continuous loop.
Superbia – where the back door is always open!
All your TRANSactions are good here
Niddly Diddly, oh fuck you, stick it in my ass, I love you too.
I knew this thread would go off the rails, thanks for the laughs guys. (BL)
* You too Mags!
we don’t have a gay bank yet but we do have a law firm that specializes in lgbtq & whatever other letters go on there issues–
a few weeks ago i was driving on busch blvd just west of our beautiful & exciting gardens & i saw a sign in arabic & english —
it’s a law firm 4 muslims–
Tred- Not surprised, the law office in my condo building specializes in ghetto kneegroes, I would welcome the sight of towelheads over Tyrone and Shenaynay.
Open an account with us if you enjoy getting fucked in the ass.
Bank o’ the West….. Hollywood
Put it in easy…
Pull it out quick!
The Bank that love’s to screw you.
When I suggested “The Bank that love’s to screw you” I forgot that that is already the banking industries motto.
Hey Stucky Stick this
Listen, big guy. I know we let you survey silliness devolve into nonsense.
This one has “contest” which implies PRIZE.
who gets the prize(s)?
Teaser: Ruth and Naomi travel to gather grain and Ruth sits at Boaz’s feet all night and they were at peace? Think about cultural implications of such a transaction now.
You don’t say… great peace. Your say Awesome Piece!
Here is my well thought out creative entry.
Welcum all Spenders and Genders to deposit your Wad in our Rear-entry vaults freshly lubed for ease of access for deposit.
If you prefer washed feet or carpet munching, our cuntsultants will be wrestling in mudbaths in private offices where you may join them or watch for all your faggot banking needs.
(I am an overachiever at this lingo.)