WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hillary Clinton has announced that after much debate she will seek reelection as president of the United States.
Pundits on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have long pondered whether Clinton would seek reelection or allow someone else to step in, and now she’s made a definitive declaration.
“After much deliberation, consultation, and prayer to Moloch, I have decided that I will seek a second term,” she said to a crowd gathered at a local Wendy’s restaurant. “I feel I haven’t accomplished everything I wanted to in my first term, and I really need a full eight years to implement my final solution to all of America’s problems.”
“Orange man bad! Orange man bad!” she chanted at one heckler, though the heckler turned out to be a Wendy’s worker asking if she wanted the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger 4 for $4 or the chicken sandwich one.
Aides then gently ushered her back onto the bus to take her back to Bright Sunrise Home For Seniors.
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Babyon Bee got scooped by 22Winny. Their best bet is to double down and claim Michelle Obama will run as her VP.
I don’t remember touting Hilda’s 2020 run much, but the 19th turns 100 next year and wouldn’t that be such a precious orgasm for the next MANUFACTURED ELECTION.
The real issue (as usual) is not whether Hillary Clinton is a Greenscreen double or not, it’s that it doesn’t fucking matter.
We don’t read your idiotic MilesMathis BS….What states did Hillary win that are shown here as wins for Trump? Simple question WinMag…which states?
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/elections/live_results/2016_general/president/map.html
You could hear a pin drop on Election Night after they blatantly popped the Electoral cork 1-2 hours early.
The weird vibe and Trump’s family looking aghast.
The Election Night commercials for eye meds and Visine- what a sick joke!
Eye med commercials for all the tears of the stupid mainstream zombie fucks who believed the naked deception that was Election Night 2016!
The 19th turns 100 next year!
Feel free to go back to your Matrix and enjoy that juicy steak.
What specific states did Hillary win that the electors failed to follow thorough and vote for her? Put up or STFU! This is Martel.
Don’t laugh.
Clinton won 2016 in an electoral landslide.
The 2016 Red wave was a hoax, just like the “Never Trumpers” campaign was a MANUFACTURED HOAX.
At least educate yourself on electoral college hi-jinx before you open your mouth or downvote me.
Oh please fuck off… Chip
“implement my final solution”
ROFL
Hillary 2020: she’s not tanned, she’s not rested, and she’s not ready!
After all the democrat socialist douche bags fail or fall on their own knife Hillary just might run , can’t wait !
CNN and all the rest of the socialist NAZI media ass wipes will be scurrying about like cats covering up their own shit . It will be hilarious !
Click bait BULLSHIT… Chip
Ummmm. It’s The Babylon Bee.
Good morning, sir.
Two comments that say the same thing, Chipper.
I’ll be polite.
Trump’s handlers are to the left of Warren by a large margin.
Good grief!
Be fun to see her lose biggly again!!
When Netanyahu goes, Trump goes.
Remember that.
This might fly. People appear dumb enough. Just look at the current Democrat candidates. Drunk Hillary looks good to many. Trump will eat them all alive.