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nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

C’mon, Dave! What do you have to lose?

nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Nature at its finest; a woman’s curves.

nkit

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nkit

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Not only curiosity, but also the octopus got the cat.

Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery

Why I taught I saw an octopussycat.

nkit

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nkit

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe

I love Dogs!

nkit

Since when, Jose? I’m surprised..

nkit

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EC
EC

That’s a dude.

nkit

No. No. Besides, the moose out front should have told you that this post is closed..

nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

A tea cup and a pair of B cups.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

B stands for Best

Igor Stravinsky
Igor Stravinsky

Perks you right up doesn’t it?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2

May I get rid of that statement with my eraser sir. No nibbling allowed. Or we can just enjoy a roll between the fingers.

nkit

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nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Nuthin like snokl’n down under.

nkit

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Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer

Dragon, baby. I can’t believe they’re still using them.

Ken31
Ken31

Javelin. We carried some, but never had need to use em. They are so bad ass.

nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

GIFs that end too soon.

nkit

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nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

I found one. I finally found one! A dodo egg! Absolutely priceless. I’ll be famous . . . what the?

nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

If he can’t find inspiration in the famous garter bridge spanning the pussy willow, he’s beyond hope.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Bob- that comment was priceless.

BL
BL

Above was I.

nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Miss Hofstadter, do you take dic . . . tation?

Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery

Hi teach. I’m ready for my organ lessons.

nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Professor, I’m pretty sure there are only two sexes.

nkit

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Igor Stravinsky
Igor Stravinsky

“Our ex-wife ejector seat is a very popular option”.

nkit

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nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

That is why I’m a swinger too.

nkit

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nkit

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nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Well, he shouldn’t have been cheating on his giraffe.

nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Gimme two fingers of milk, please.

Anonymous
Anonymous

That’s made out of more silicone than just the breasts.

nkit

Could you love her?

five, ten minutes tops?

razzle
razzle

That’s an it, not a her.

nkit

No, Raz..No..

razzle
razzle

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nkit

Yeah well, a doll worth takin home..that ain’t no tranny..

razzle
razzle

It is outstanding craftsmanship for sure.

Igor Stravinsky
Igor Stravinsky

“See anything that you like?”

nkit

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Sudsy
Sudsy

Yancy will have to step it up and be the comic headliner then, as I’ll be out next weekend too, BP.
Far removed from internet connectivity, and will dig the escape deep into the wooded areas.

nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Smackerel

nkit

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nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

In my imagination: “Oh, me first! Please, Bob”
“No, Bobby. Me!”
“No, me!”
“Ladies, ladies; patience. I’ll get to you as soon as I can. Meanwhile take off your bikinis and fan me.”

In reality: “What the hell are you doing on that computer all day? Looking at porn again? I asked you hours ago to do the dishes.”
“Patience, dear—”
“That’s what you said hours ago. Now get off your lazy butt!”
“Ah, shit.”

Igor Stravinsky
Igor Stravinsky

Doesn’t seem like a crowd to me.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

We will miss your witty comments.

TC
TC

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Mustang
Mustang

I believe the gentleman on the right is Tesla. Who the Cunt/Skank is on the left, I have no idea. Perhaps The Multi-Racial Messiah’s Mistress???

nkit

The audacity of your son to so rudely impose upon you like this is breath-taking and extremely inconsiderate. Further, the selfishness of Mrs. Bob P. is, well, frankly,unspeakably harsh and cruel. It must be a Canadian thing, eh?

I hope that you enjoy yourself, knowing that you have hung us all out to dry. It’s okay. We have plans. I have no doubt that the rest of the Friday Fail crew (you loyal contributors know who you are) will immediately adopt the “next man up” philosophy, bring your “A” game, and produce an epic Friday Fail while the Canadian hosers are sucking down strange brews like Molson and Moosehead. Yeah, take off, eh? This will go on your personal TBP record, making future employment difficult.

Not to worry, we’ll still stand on guard for thee..

Bob P
Bob P

To your separate points above: I agree; thank you, I look forward to hanging you out to dry; without me, Friday Fail will be Friday Epic Fail (i.e., even better); I don’t drink Moosepiss, I drink Canadian whiskey, which beats Yankee bourbon all to hell; my reputation has varied between highly dubious and utterly ruined all my life, so your threats are empty; stand on guard if you please, I won’t notice ’cause I’ll be drinking till the twilight’s last gleaming.

nkit

Wow, that’s as cold as a Nova Scotia winter…Polar Bears or not…Where is Sgt. RiNS?

nkit

Jays fans…what are you gonna do?

mark
mark
nkit

Wow! I love it when the team shows up to support Quinn head…

nkit

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