RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Republican National Committee has launched an ambitious fundraiser to help the Democrats televise a debate every weeknight.

The move is expected to drum up significant support for the Republicans, not on their own merit but on the wackiness of the Dems.

“Look, it’s tough for us to raise money by just saying the same talking points we’ve been using for years,” said RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel. “Frankly, a lot of our policy positions are kind weird and not all that conservative. But if we can just let the Democrats talk for hours every night, we’re sure to win.”

The RNC is looking to raise over $100 million for the campaign strategy.

Proposed debate topics include The Evils of Capitalism: A Town Hall, When Should You Force Your Toddler To Change Genders?, The Merits of Men Beating Women In MMA, and A Bidding War on Taxes: How High Can We Go?

At publishing time, Republicans had raised enough money in the first hour of the fundraising campaign.

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SeeBee
SeeBee
October 16, 2019 5:20 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76mqAOEraGg
(Sorry, I couldn’t find the song w/o the kids…but this was the first thing that popped into my head when I read the caption.)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  SeeBee
October 17, 2019 1:09 pm

Thank YOU!

Parris Island '69 ( formerly Bob The Retard)
Parris Island '69 ( formerly Bob The Retard)
October 16, 2019 8:18 pm

Joking aside, it would be devastating for America if Warren ever came close to the White House. The pathology of compulsive lying to others when you don’t have to denotes serious mental illness.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson

Liawatha Walking Eagle is nucking futs.

SeeBee
SeeBee

What? Compulsive lying? That makes her the perfect politician.

Persnickety
Persnickety

She’s not a tenth as evil as Killary.

Also, I suspect her own guards would terminate her before she did much. She doesn’t seem to have Killary’s lizardian self-defense instincts. Killary is like a cockroach – I despise her in every way, but she is remarkably durable.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Persnickety
October 17, 2019 1:17 pm

Same kind of SPAM on a different shelf! Nice moniker, Peace and Love Until When we meet antifa kunts I will have your back and I will die for my county! A VET!!