SAN FRANCISCO, CA—A new mural in downtown San Francisco of Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg has a surprise for passersby: her eyes are equipped with high-powered lasers designed to seek and destroy carbon-emitting SUVs on the streets below.
“We want the mural to really make a positive impact in the fight against climate change,” a spokesperson told sources. “Greta’s pouty glare is certain to generate guilt and shame in many motorists, but that didn’t seem like enough. By adding the lasers, we can begin taking out the worst offenders in their Hummers and Land Rovers.”
When the lasers were first activated, they immediately targeted the carbon-emitting hydraulic cranes and aerosol paint sprayers used to create the mural. The glitch has since been fixed.
Sources confirm the lasers will be suspended when Al Gore and other climate activist celebrities visit San Francisco and drive through town with their fleet of Suburbans and Escalades.
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I have to wonder, how much that poor misguided girl being paid to spout her lies.
she is rewarded with jeffrey epstein who did not kill himself
Vehicles of the elite should be equipped with a transponder so they will not be targeted. Rules are for us, not for them.
Makes me think of the Big Brother murals in 1984. Eerie.
Babylon Bee has the most consistently funny headlines since The Dubious Achievement Awards back in the 70’s.
Have you noticed that the progs don’t have anything even remotely close? No sense of humor at all.
The problem is that I’ll go to the Babylon Bee website and read a few of their articles, then go to a regular news site and sometimes forget that I’m not on their site any more.
It’s getting harder to tell the difference every day…
Communism can be characterized by a single word: deception. Communists never disclose their real intentions. They are fraudsters who employ different identities, names and slogans, all for one goal: totalitarian enslavement. Since 1970, the goal of the Communist Party USA has been to subvert environmentalism and use it to advance their agenda.
Nothing easier to trivialize and dismiss than a hysterical woman with no idea what she’s talking about.