Biden Attempts To Win Over Youth With Appearance On ‘The Ed Sullivan Show’

Via The Babylon Bee

MANHATTAN—In a move tailor-made for his target demographic, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden announced Monday he will appear on an upcoming episode of television’s The Ed Sullivan Show.

“I think booking a gig on the ‘ol tube will boost my poll numbers with the youngsters,” Biden told sources. “This Ed fella seems to know what the kids are into. He just had that band with those 4 mop-headed dudes from England- what was their name again?”

Biden then explained how a prior connection with Sullivan helped him land the spot on the popular variety show. “I fought next to ol’ Eddie in World War 2. When I got home from the war, I bought that hotel in Vermont, but we’ve fallen on hard times. Ed suggested I come on the show and invite some of the guys from the old unit to come up for the holidays and enjoy the snow.”

When a reporter pointed out Biden was now referencing the plot of the classic film White Christmas, Biden shot back, saying a poor Christmas was just as bright as a white Christmas.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

But Ed told him SPECIFICALLY, that if he didn’t keep his hands off Topo Gigio, he would never appear on the show again.

Pequiste
Pequiste

An actual minstrel show would really be the home run hit for Joe and his electric campaign.

M G
M G

A really really big shoe…

Not Fragile
Not Fragile

Joe, it’s called nepotism, and influence peddling, something that you should not publicly admit, when on stage at CRF meetings, that are being video taped.

M G
M G

That is such a bunch of MALARKEY!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hey daddy-o, you’re way out there. You are waaay out there, man, I mean, you outta sight. Can you dig it?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
Iska Waran
Iska Waran

No one under the age of 55 even knows who Ed Sullivan was. An actual millennial joke about Biden would be that he started a MySpace account or still uses an iPhone 5.

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