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Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.

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TC
TC
January 3, 2020 3:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  TC
January 3, 2020 7:11 pm

Maxine Waters never looked better.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:40 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:10 pm

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TC
TC
January 3, 2020 3:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:41 pm

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butt
butt
  nkit
January 4, 2020 2:14 am

more nip, nkit!

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:42 pm

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butt
butt
  nkit
January 4, 2020 2:14 am

atta boy!

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 5:09 pm

Angling for ass.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 3, 2020 10:54 pm

Guess what I’m having for dinner. Hint: smells like fish.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:44 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:29 pm

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:31 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 6:48 pm

This reminds me, Friday nights my wife and I play ring toss…with pineapple slices…in bed.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 3, 2020 6:51 pm

“Just some watermelon and dick… and I’m not listening.”

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 3:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:52 pm

Except for blowjobs

(EC)
(EC)
  Bob P
January 4, 2020 12:55 am

It ain’t gonna suck itself. Some people are content with pineapple slices, though.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 5:06 pm

A bunch of excellent contributions this week, looking at you MyGirl and others.

Steve C, the Far Side comics are outstanding and brilliant. Thanks.

Thanks to all.

~S
~S
  nkit
January 3, 2020 6:20 pm

I second that motion.
MyGirl stepped up and hit a few dingers out of the park today. Yowza!
Steve, keep ’em coming.
Bob, resist the urge to say MyGirl’s already done that.
Yance, some nods your way, too.
& Kit, you are the man. Consistently.
Well done, gang.
Anybody missed, …no offense.

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Plus some fine eye candy for hetero men to get stiffies.

Thanks in advance, and come back soon.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  ~S
January 4, 2020 1:45 am

I second those sentiments and thank Admin as well.

mark
mark
January 3, 2020 7:58 pm

Two friends were hiking in the North Carolina woods and came upon a huge hole in the ground. One guy picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole standing…listening for the rock to hit bottom…it took 15 seconds then they heard it faintly hit bottom.

He turns to the other guy and says “That must be one massive deep hole… let’s throw a bigger rock in and listen for it to hit bottom.” The men find a bigger rock and both pick it up and carry it to the hole tossing it in. They listened and heard it clearly hit bottom. Slam!

Again, they agree that this must be one huge deep hole . They look around to throw something even bigger into it. One man spots a five foot log nearby. They pick it up together, grunting and groaning then toss it to the hole, listening intently…… Slam! All of a sudden, a goat comes busting out of the brush, running like the wind, flies past them both diving head first straight into the hole!!!

The friends were astounded!

Tired of their hike, they walk back through the woods, and a little later meet an old farmer who asks the men if they had seen a goat? One man tells the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed…a goat came running out of the woods and dove headfirst right into this big hole! He asked the farmer if this could’ve been his goat?

The old farmer says “Naw, that can’t be my goat…he was tied to a big log.”

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
January 4, 2020 12:09 am

The credit union robber caught because of his footprints in the snow was funny, the baby on the couch always makes me laugh, but the idiot pointing a rifle at his crotch gets Moran of the Year Award.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  Vixen Vic
January 6, 2020 11:40 am

Just a vain attempt at getting a “Darwin Award”.