Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.
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Maxine Waters never looked better.
more nip, nkit!
atta boy!
Angling for ass.
Guess what I’m having for dinner. Hint: smells like fish.
https://gfycat.com/whichidioticirishwolfhound
This reminds me, Friday nights my wife and I play ring toss…with pineapple slices…in bed.
“Just some watermelon and dick… and I’m not listening.”
Except for blowjobs
It ain’t gonna suck itself. Some people are content with pineapple slices, though.
A bunch of excellent contributions this week, looking at you MyGirl and others.
Steve C, the Far Side comics are outstanding and brilliant. Thanks.
Thanks to all.
I second that motion.
MyGirl stepped up and hit a few dingers out of the park today. Yowza!
Steve, keep ’em coming.
Bob, resist the urge to say MyGirl’s already done that.
Yance, some nods your way, too.
& Kit, you are the man. Consistently.
Well done, gang.
Anybody missed, …no offense.
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Thanks in advance, and come back soon.
I second those sentiments and thank Admin as well.
Two friends were hiking in the North Carolina woods and came upon a huge hole in the ground. One guy picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole standing…listening for the rock to hit bottom…it took 15 seconds then they heard it faintly hit bottom.
He turns to the other guy and says “That must be one massive deep hole… let’s throw a bigger rock in and listen for it to hit bottom.” The men find a bigger rock and both pick it up and carry it to the hole tossing it in. They listened and heard it clearly hit bottom. Slam!
Again, they agree that this must be one huge deep hole . They look around to throw something even bigger into it. One man spots a five foot log nearby. They pick it up together, grunting and groaning then toss it to the hole, listening intently…… Slam! All of a sudden, a goat comes busting out of the brush, running like the wind, flies past them both diving head first straight into the hole!!!
The friends were astounded!
Tired of their hike, they walk back through the woods, and a little later meet an old farmer who asks the men if they had seen a goat? One man tells the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed…a goat came running out of the woods and dove headfirst right into this big hole! He asked the farmer if this could’ve been his goat?
The old farmer says “Naw, that can’t be my goat…he was tied to a big log.”
The credit union robber caught because of his footprints in the snow was funny, the baby on the couch always makes me laugh, but the idiot pointing a rifle at his crotch gets Moran of the Year Award.
Just a vain attempt at getting a “Darwin Award”.