During an NFL pregame show on WUSA-TV in Washington, DC, Manley employed dumbed-down, reckless judgment on par with a Buffalo Bills tailgater who thought it’d be chill to jump onto a flaming table today.
Manley was speculating on Cam Newton, who might be selected as the first black quarterback ever named NFL MVP. Newton’s had 626 rushing yards this season, which is in every sense of the word, ‘madness.’
You can pretty much see Manley’s co-host bow his head, and die on the spot. Like, wow man.
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First! Beat Mark, nkit, ILuvCO2, EC, and MG!
I have nothing funny to offer. Thank you, that is all.
Baiting the trap with food again.
Probably a Dude .
Most assuredly…..
This one needs that truck from the Omen that is delivering sheets of glass to come in from the left side of the image.
This is what we have to face if it comes to civil war. Our biggest risk will be dying of laughter.
(Referred to the queerbag with the cake.)
That will be a hit at the range!
That thing is Creepy !
And snowflakes don’t know what fascism really is .
I’ve lived in a Communist country ,
I know what EVIL looks like !
Most of the people in management
that I’ve worked with .
I think she’s surrendering to me.
(This referred to the lady raising her white top–flag–to reveal her boobs. I’m not sure why the comments appear so far under the picture–when subsequent pictures/GIFs are not indented–but the comment loses any relevance when this is the case.)
Very nice! She must’ve been the one to comb Bernie’s hair!
Big Deal !
They got nipples on them, just like ALL of them do !
Now , if you can show me a pair with EYEBALLS
where the nipples would be ,
I’d be impressed !
Faggot.
Mags will be pleased that the no nip rule was followed here. Me, no so much.
SSS instituted the no nip rule. He left in protest over 2 years ago. It seems nobody had the foresight to institute a no Nazi rule.
I think it was the Green Day vids I posted that put him over the edge.
He claimed to be CIA.
izzaat you?
OK, that one made me laugh.
You and I are on the same wavelength !
I’ve been saying that for years .
Like I need hemorrhoids !
If you think it’s okay for the US to destroy Syria, you might be a Democrat. If you think it’s okay for the US to destroy Iran, you might be a Republican. If you think neither is okay, welcome to Friday Fail.
AoC –
“All hands, all hands; this is the captain speaking. That is all.”
LMFAO!!!
Nobody has anything funny to offer. Thanks to TC, Friday Fail has gone political. Feel free to rant about anything anti-Trump that’s itching your cajones.
It used to be fun…
Hold still, Big Red
Yeah, bondage can get old, Steve. Maybe you should find a dominatrix.
After a debate about it, I reluctantly agreed to support me sweetie, and reluctantly allowed her to get breast augmentation surgery…implants.
Much to my horror, they came out lopsided and misaligned.
Pissed off, I raced to the clinic and demanded to see the plastic surgeon responsible for such a botched job.
WTF?
And then, I saw it with my own two eyes.
The Doc was too young. Inexperienced.
Besides a couple other flaws.
I saw two men on the street the other day; they must have been magicians. They were just walking along and turned into a drug store.
nkit, not here tonight? Most likely researching flat earth and wondering why all the other _e_s, Baal worshipers that infest this site don’t want anyone to guess what you’re doing.
Carry on Baal worshiper.
How about a tune for the day? Leave the funny stuff to the pro’s… ?
https://youtu.be/-3KHJI9fVDA
(edit: and the T&A to T4C… wow)
Joe J was cool….
How is the anti-Obama truck a fail?? He even takes a nice dig at the feds with the Indian bumpersticker.
There was an assassination attempt on President Trump!
As the President was being interviewed by reporters on the White House lawn, a crazed looking man came outta nowhere shooting an assault rifle. The Secret Service Agents charged him without hesitation, overwhelming and disarming him and saving the President! All except for one agent who just stood still and screamed as loud as he could, “Mickey Mouse!”
After things settled down, the agent in charge called the agent who just screamed Mickey Mouse to his office and said to him is anger. “What in God’s name were you screaming about?”
‘I’m sorry sir, with all the chaos I seemed to have had a Freudian slip, I meant to say Donald Duck!’
…and Mickey left Minnie because she was screwing Goofy….badabingbadaboom
That joke’s still funny in Texas..
Not in Pasadena, I bet.
One winter day Mickey was walking down the street and saw ‘MICKEY MOUSE SUCKS!’ written in three foot letters in yellow piss in the pure white snow. He was enraged, called the Cops and demanded an investigation!
Then the next day the the Detective in charge of the case called Mickey back and said: “Mickey after our investigation I have bad news…and I have worse news.”
Micky said: “Give me the bad news.”
The Detective said: “After DNA testing we know the piss was Goofy’s.”
Shocked and then angered Micky Mouse then said…what’s the worse news?”
The Detective said: “It was Minnie’s handwriting!”
BADABADABADABADA BING BADA BOOM!
Obviously false evidence planted by the the Scrooge McDuck Dynasty.
False Flag!
Minnie was trying to help Goofy. The rumors were malicious lies.
It coulda just been some HAND JIVE….
Minnie & AOC weren’t in the vicinity.
Fucking Goofy.
Beat me by a minute, MGM. Time stamps tell the tale.
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge said:
“So Mr. Mouse I read here in your divorce filing you have charged that your wife Minnie Mouse is crazy, is that correct Mr. Mouse?”
Mickey said: “No your Honor, I said she is fucking Goofy!”
Did you ever play the Fuzzy Duck drinking game with friends around a campfire at a kegger?
DOES HE?
I will remind you that I know Donald Duck, who visits the VA hospital in Poplar Bluff, as I do.
He let me take a photo of his ID. He was on the phone with his brother. Ronald.
I removed that because I actually photographed HIS ID and signature.
This should be fixed…
He assures me Mickey and Minney are fine. After Pluto lost his planetary status, Goofy kind of drifted off into LaLa Land.
All that wood my husband finished.
Minnie was innocent. She was trying to help Goofy find a new dog. I hope he names him Marc Apollo.
Because that’s funny too.
Suds, you get the cleavage on the left, I get the cleavage on the right.
“…Cleavage (n): something you can approve of and look down on at the same time…” — W. Garnett.
That ain’t cleavage on Lefty, BP.
That’s Cleatus the plumber.
There’ll be no pipe laid there.
See?
I kept it nice, and made no reference to yer Mrs.
That kind of crack I avoid.
Sudsy can roll with the playful jabs, though.
Good one.
Well , you only have to worry if you’re a corrupt MF’er
who wants to control other people and enrich yourself
at their expense .
Otherwise , if you live and let live ,
we’ll be OK !
Theepers
this is a good one…
Poor Israelis. We should remove all our troops and leave them alone, then they can deal with a billion Muslims without our interference. That’ll teach us!
Who needs enemies when we’re doing this to ourselves?
If anyone makes a future grandchild of mine go to Drag Queen Story Hour, that anyone will receive a sex change operation from my foot.
Those totalitarian queers in Spokane are out of control. And what a festering, crime filled shithole it is. The next Portland, no doubt.
there might be a pattern here…..
There is , and it’s sad .
I know a man’s making you do this, sister. I forgive you.
what turned VA blue?
SA and USA coming soon….
I KNEW this would happen , sooner or later .
Meanwhile , the Australian Govt. welcomes the
white Afrikaans farmers with open arms .
Because they are hard working people .
Could have fooled me. We still make it as hard as fucking possible for them to come here, yet we get Malaysians piling in on “political asylum” and we bend over backwards to accommodate them. Them and the Indonesians are the worst, as they smile at you while greedily grabbing your generosity and then secretly spitting at you, your culture, your values and your religion.
I guess I’m reading the wrong news Fatman . Sorry .
You have my sympathies , cuz I know whereof you speak .
The bastards just want to come to a better country for the
“free stuff “, but they don’t want to BE part of that country .
They just want to turn YOUR country into another SHITHOLE ,
like the one they came from . AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH !
FF Bolton edition
