Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: “The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky.”
Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.
The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders “balloon” by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.
Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.
Michael Smith of Maine just wanted to warn some local contractors to get off his property on a Tuesday morning. But after the workers mistook his gun tattoo for the real deal the police were at his house with armed backup in the driveway. Another friendly reminder to think about your tattoo choices, folks.
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Bob P wakes up, finds his package is gone. Things got progressively worse that day.
If I woke up looking like this, I’d play with myself all day and go where lesbians hang out all night.
Lesbians don’t hang out.
Therefore, lezzies.
Ooooh , good one (EC) !
Pink hearts, blue moons, yellow clovers……..
Me lucky charms.
“Spunk on the mirror”
Did you catch the bus?
No it caught me.
I got run over by a bus today.
You think you’ve got problems? Somebody called me by the wrong pronoun, so try to keep things in perspective, and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Bus slapped by a purple meanie.
Wise choice.
Always carry a rifle. And keep a bbq nearbye.
Not a pea shooter, either.
Amen to all three of you .
People don’t realize how mean moose are.
NOT Baltimore.
Yes, ma’am, I have been very, very bad!
Whip it, Whip good! We are Devo.
Thanks, Dad!
Why God made fathers.
Little kid would have been better off getting run over by the inflated sled.
We deserve a better, more clever troll than you.
Or maybe we don’t, but you lack any real talent for it.
WORD !
Shave my balls, ELF.
Can’t shave what you don’t have !
BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !
ya walked right into that one , fool .
Your mean.
No . I just calls em as I sees em .
Your wife deserves better.
Holy crap, flying alligators!
looks like a croc.
The way to tell the difference. An alligator eats you later; a crocodile eats you after while.
Ooooh , I see what you did there . Well played !
I know you meant it just for play, Anon.
Skynet created some devious Terminators.
Gov Northam did that is a coal bin.
Racist in 3 2 1 …
The old blow-the-bottle-to-hide-the-nipple trick.
There was one? Funny, I missed that..
Surely it’s just a piece of duct tape.
A nip before noon
Tits are a slippery slope
SSS, gone too soon.
Tweeeeeet!!!
That’s a 10 yard penalty for violation of the no nipple rule.
I think it is just a 3D tattoo.
Partial nipple…Perfectly legal under the new rules..No harm, no foul….play on
This play is under review. The call on the field is partial nipple. However, at full slow motion, there appears to be 1/10th second of full nipple exposure. The call on the field is overruled. However, the penalty for such blatant disregard for the rules is declined.
and to think the censors missed the bare nipple…
and now for the Nadler pumpkin
Let this be a lesson. Always downshift when a brick flies through your windshield.
Revenge of the Trees
A hardhat will NOT prevent that kind of injury.
Yes, honey, you can drive.
Let’s practice before you try the real wheeler. Lots of practice.
A 10 on a 800.
Unskilled labor .
I did this once with an aerator. The thing was 300+lbs and all 90* angles. I was trying to do the job without all the painful lifting, rotating, and setting down at the end of each row, so I chose to run back and forth making wide looping turns. At the end of one row, as I ran into the turn, the corner of the machine dug into the bank and I flew right over it as it instantly stopped and turned right. My watching buddy laughed his butt off at my feat.
I suddenly want to do crack.
That used to cost $100 at the strip club. Only place you don’t have to shower before work.
A down vote?
Some people are just brain-dead.
Or queer.
Yes, you can date BobP.
I fancy myself the very best way to disappoint a father.
Don’t worry, they don’t call Bob Plum ‘plumb bob’ for nothing.
Mom at the gun show .
Wish they were all that easily fooled.
Oh yea….I am so gonna pull this one on my grandson!!
and now for my pants trick…
…but yet she mastered calculus…at 4…
Take THAT , antifa !
I long to go for a dip, beginning with a full-bodied belly flop.
Great way to save gas.
Come along quietly now .
That cat is more athletic than I am , for sure .
“Fun with claws”, advanced edition.
Rubber targets on ax-throwing ranges were discontinued after several fatalities.
Pure luck .
Hard hat ain’t gonna save you from this type of injury, either.
One smart doggie !
Some bitches have the most talented tongues.
Picture of perfection.
Overdressed with all that jewelry.
OK, you can trash my comment now.
Game, set, match.
Anyone for a game of quadruples?
Tennis grand slam.
Friends don’t let friends , OR strangers drive drunk .
A down vote ?
that’s gotta be you (EC) , just baggin on me .
NOBODY should be driving drunk !
Drink all the likker down in Costa Riccer if you want ,
but stay home !
( I’ve lost way too many friends to drunk drivers )
Democrat fuktard rideshare.
Take my favourite table, will you!
Great save by dad.
Uh oh, BobP has been on a panty raid.
The guys were always impressed that I took them right off the lady, though they did wonder why I left with the panties at that point.
Being shaved the day.
MAD SKILLS !
2hrs. 47min, 12 stitches later, on take #149.
Well , that’s probably true too ! Ha Ha
Ok, the possibilities are interesting.
I’m picturing a simultaneous French kiss and ball wash.
Lesbian
No doubt . The one on the right sure is , check that
eyebrow lift at the end .
The deepest of friendships.
Facial plastic surgery by railroad track !
Looking Good !
I went into a bar last night, knocked back a few, then said to the friendly bartender:
“I’ve got a good joke for you. A Jew, a Mick, and a Wop walk into a bar, and they all believe the earth is a globe, not FLAT like it really is…
The bartender’s face got instantly red, and he threw his hand up into my face in a traffic cop stop gesture, then angerly said:
“Listen asshole, before you continue I need to warn you I believe the world is a globe…that’s right I’m a proud globalist…because I know my teachers, the government, and NASA would never, ever lie to me! And you see that waitress, she is a 10th degree Karate black belt and she is a round earther, NASA believing globalist too. And you see that 300 pound bouncer by the door with arms thicker than your legs, he is a round earther who knows what he see on TV is real, a globalist beliver too. And RiNS is sitting in a booth in the back with some real big guy named Odin and another dude named Martel, and they are all round earthers too! So you better be careful on what you say next! Now, are you sure you want to explain FLAT EARTH to all of us???
“Nah, forget it” I said, “I don’t want to have to explain it six times.”
Just because the people who have lied to you about everything else important, also believe the world is round, does not make it flat.
Jeezzzzzz Louise….lighten up Mr. TouchySeriousLiberty…it was a tease…a JOKE!
Me thinks thou protests too much…ehhh????
Should have put you in the booth with RiNS, Odin, & Hammer Time, but then I would have had to explain it 7 TIMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czmb6tEwFE8
Sam the Slam flatly explaining the Earth to Mr. Liberty….
aside from all the obvious stuff, nice boots
http://www.vidmax.com/video/193229-The-Moment-This-Skier-Realized-He-Made-A-Terrible-Mistake