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Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: “The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky.”

Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.

The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders “balloon” by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.

Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.

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Michael Smith of Maine just wanted to warn some local contractors to get off his property on a Tuesday morning. But after the workers mistook his gun tattoo for the real deal the police were at his house with armed backup in the driveway. Another friendly reminder to think about your tattoo choices, folks.

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nkit
nkit

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(EC)
(EC)

Bob P wakes up, finds his package is gone. Things got progressively worse that day.

Bob P
Bob P

If I woke up looking like this, I’d play with myself all day and go where lesbians hang out all night.

Cogito, ergo (EC)
Cogito, ergo (EC)

Lesbians don’t hang out.
Therefore, lezzies.

ELF
ELF

Ooooh , good one (EC) !

Mix
Mix

Pink hearts, blue moons, yellow clovers……..
Me lucky charms.

nkit
nkit

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Mix
Mix

“Spunk on the mirror”

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Did you catch the bus?

No it caught me.

Bob P
Bob P

I got run over by a bus today.

You think you’ve got problems? Somebody called me by the wrong pronoun, so try to keep things in perspective, and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Mix
Mix

Bus slapped by a purple meanie.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Wise choice.

Francis Marion

Always carry a rifle. And keep a bbq nearbye.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Not a pea shooter, either.

ELF
ELF

Amen to all three of you .

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

People don’t realize how mean moose are.

Mix
Mix

NOT Baltimore.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Yes, ma’am, I have been very, very bad!

Mix
Mix

Whip it, Whip good! We are Devo.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Thanks, Dad!

Bob P
Bob P

Why God made fathers.

(EC)
(EC)

Little kid would have been better off getting run over by the inflated sled.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

We deserve a better, more clever troll than you.

Or maybe we don’t, but you lack any real talent for it.

ELF
ELF

WORD !

(EC)
(EC)

Shave my balls, ELF.

ELF
ELF

Can’t shave what you don’t have !
BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !
ya walked right into that one , fool .

Anno Domini
Anno Domini

Your mean.

ELF
ELF

No . I just calls em as I sees em .

(EC)
(EC)

Your wife deserves better.

nkit
nkit

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Holy crap, flying alligators!

(EC)
(EC)

looks like a croc.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The way to tell the difference. An alligator eats you later; a crocodile eats you after while.

ELF
ELF

Ooooh , I see what you did there . Well played !

(EC)
(EC)

I know you meant it just for play, Anon.

Book-Where Did the Towers Go
Book-Where Did the Towers Go

Skynet created some devious Terminators.

nkit
nkit

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Gov Northam did that is a coal bin.

Mix
Mix

Racist in 3 2 1 …

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

The old blow-the-bottle-to-hide-the-nipple trick.

nkit
nkit

There was one? Funny, I missed that..

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2

Surely it’s just a piece of duct tape.

(EC)
(EC)

A nip before noon
Tits are a slippery slope
SSS, gone too soon.

Francis Marion

Tweeeeeet!!!

That’s a 10 yard penalty for violation of the no nipple rule.

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot

I think it is just a 3D tattoo.

nkit
nkit

Partial nipple…Perfectly legal under the new rules..No harm, no foul….play on

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2

This play is under review. The call on the field is partial nipple. However, at full slow motion, there appears to be 1/10th second of full nipple exposure. The call on the field is overruled. However, the penalty for such blatant disregard for the rules is declined.

Mix
Mix

and to think the censors missed the bare nipple…

nkit
nkit

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Mix
Mix

and now for the Nadler pumpkin

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Let this be a lesson. Always downshift when a brick flies through your windshield.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Revenge of the Trees

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

A hardhat will NOT prevent that kind of injury.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Yes, honey, you can drive.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2

Let’s practice before you try the real wheeler. Lots of practice.

Mix
Mix

A 10 on a 800.

nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

Unskilled labor .

gilberts
gilberts

I did this once with an aerator. The thing was 300+lbs and all 90* angles. I was trying to do the job without all the painful lifting, rotating, and setting down at the end of each row, so I chose to run back and forth making wide looping turns. At the end of one row, as I ran into the turn, the corner of the machine dug into the bank and I flew right over it as it instantly stopped and turned right. My watching buddy laughed his butt off at my feat.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

I suddenly want to do crack.

(EC)
(EC)

That used to cost $100 at the strip club. Only place you don’t have to shower before work.

Mix
Mix

A down vote?
Some people are just brain-dead.

(EC)
(EC)

Or queer.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Yes, you can date BobP.

Bob P
Bob P

I fancy myself the very best way to disappoint a father.

Mrs. P
Mrs. P

Don’t worry, they don’t call Bob Plum ‘plumb bob’ for nothing.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

Mom at the gun show .

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Wish they were all that easily fooled.

mark
mark

Oh yea….I am so gonna pull this one on my grandson!!

Mix
Mix

and now for my pants trick…

Anonymous
Anonymous

…but yet she mastered calculus…at 4…

nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

Take THAT , antifa !

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

I long to go for a dip, beginning with a full-bodied belly flop.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Great way to save gas.

ELF
ELF

Come along quietly now .

nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

That cat is more athletic than I am , for sure .

Mix
Mix

“Fun with claws”, advanced edition.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Rubber targets on ax-throwing ranges were discontinued after several fatalities.

ELF
ELF

Pure luck .

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul

Hard hat ain’t gonna save you from this type of injury, either.

nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

One smart doggie !

Igor Stravinsky
Igor Stravinsky

Some bitches have the most talented tongues.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Picture of perfection.

Mix
Mix

Overdressed with all that jewelry.
OK, you can trash my comment now.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Game, set, match.

Bob P
Bob P

Anyone for a game of quadruples?

Bob P
Bob P

Tennis grand slam.

nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

Friends don’t let friends , OR strangers drive drunk .

ELF
ELF

A down vote ?
that’s gotta be you (EC) , just baggin on me .
NOBODY should be driving drunk !
Drink all the likker down in Costa Riccer if you want ,
but stay home !
( I’ve lost way too many friends to drunk drivers )

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Pequiste
Pequiste

Democrat fuktard rideshare.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Take my favourite table, will you!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Great save by dad.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Uh oh, BobP has been on a panty raid.

Bob P
Bob P

The guys were always impressed that I took them right off the lady, though they did wonder why I left with the panties at that point.

Mix
Mix

Being shaved the day.

nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

MAD SKILLS !

Mix
Mix

2hrs. 47min, 12 stitches later, on take #149.

ELF
ELF

Well , that’s probably true too ! Ha Ha

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Ok, the possibilities are interesting.

Bob P
Bob P

I’m picturing a simultaneous French kiss and ball wash.

(EC)
(EC)

Lesbian

ELF
ELF

No doubt . The one on the right sure is , check that
eyebrow lift at the end .

Mix
Mix

The deepest of friendships.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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ELF
ELF

Facial plastic surgery by railroad track !
Looking Good !

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Francis Marion

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mark
mark

I went into a bar last night, knocked back a few, then said to the friendly bartender:

“I’ve got a good joke for you. A Jew, a Mick, and a Wop walk into a bar, and they all believe the earth is a globe, not FLAT like it really is…

The bartender’s face got instantly red, and he threw his hand up into my face in a traffic cop stop gesture, then angerly said:

“Listen asshole, before you continue I need to warn you I believe the world is a globe…that’s right I’m a proud globalist…because I know my teachers, the government, and NASA would never, ever lie to me! And you see that waitress, she is a 10th degree Karate black belt and she is a round earther, NASA believing globalist too. And you see that 300 pound bouncer by the door with arms thicker than your legs, he is a round earther who knows what he see on TV is real, a globalist beliver too. And RiNS is sitting in a booth in the back with some real big guy named Odin and another dude named Martel, and they are all round earthers too! So you better be careful on what you say next! Now, are you sure you want to explain FLAT EARTH to all of us???

“Nah, forget it” I said, “I don’t want to have to explain it six times.”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Just because the people who have lied to you about everything else important, also believe the world is round, does not make it flat.

mark
mark

Jeezzzzzz Louise….lighten up Mr. TouchySeriousLiberty…it was a tease…a JOKE!

Me thinks thou protests too much…ehhh????

Should have put you in the booth with RiNS, Odin, & Hammer Time, but then I would have had to explain it 7 TIMES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czmb6tEwFE8
Sam the Slam flatly explaining the Earth to Mr. Liberty….

nkit
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Anonymous
Anonymous

aside from all the obvious stuff, nice boots

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