Media Offers Thoughts And Prayers That Someone Would Start Some Violence At Gun Rights Rally

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Somber members of the press offered their thoughts and prayers that someone would start some violence at the gun rights rally in Virginia today.

Reporters expressed their grief and condolences as the violence they hyped has so far failed to materialize.

“Nobody has so much as fired a shot. This is an unbelievable tragedy,” said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter, clearly caught up in the anguish of the moment. “It’s tragic that we live in a country where reporters who are just minding their own business trying to push a narrative can have everything ripped away from them in an instant when protesters refuse to shoot at people.”

A CBS News reporter called for a moment of silence live on the air. “Let’s all take a minute and cry out to a non-specific deity of our choice that any second now, a miraculous shooting would occur.” When it did not occur, she began weeping and gnashing her teeth before ripping her suit jacket in despair. “WHY, GOD, WHY!?!”

One CNN reporter has offered up to $1,000 for anyone who will start some violence to help out the narrative.

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16 Comments
Hardnox
Hardnox
January 20, 2020 1:37 pm

This is satire BUT more truth than fiction here.

Gee… tens of thousands of armed patriots and no one got shot. Heck, no one got punched. Antifa stayed home.

Neuday
Neuday
  Hardnox
January 20, 2020 3:49 pm

If only the protest was more diverse.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Neuday
January 20, 2020 3:57 pm

Sadly, the only ones openly caring about freedom and liberty are whites, while blacks who may care, are simply gullible enough to buy into the lies that these are “racist lynching rallies” that they will never come home from. Or worse, they don’t want to be seen at these rallies for fear of having to associate with their freedom-hating neighbors in the hood once they are back home.

Steve
Steve
January 20, 2020 2:13 pm

Antifa stayed home because soy boys can’t take the cold.

Huh, thousands of armed whites show up in Richmond and no violence reported. That doesn’t square with MSM propaganda of what we should be worried about.

Shocker. Across the nation blacks shot and killed by other blacks at post NFL playoff parties.

ZigZag
ZigZag
  Steve
January 20, 2020 2:55 pm

Kansas Shitty Chiefs winning Gangsta Bowl LIV should really boost the body count…!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ZigZag
January 20, 2020 9:34 pm

I don’t even follow football but I KNOW that the 49ers will stomp them

TampaRed
January 20, 2020 3:08 pm

i use yahoo as my email so i went over to check their “news”feed–this is what was there regarding the rally–
an msnbc reporter was heckled/cursed —

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/f-msnbc-reporter-heckled-2nd-181724108.html

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TampaRed
January 20, 2020 3:58 pm

I would hope so. THEY are as much of the problem as the scum that infest the VA house.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 20, 2020 3:55 pm

I would bet that more than $1000 was offered up…but no takers. I guess the prospect of instant death at the hands of everyone else was more than money could overcome.

John T
John T
January 20, 2020 6:52 pm

It’s funny because its true, and that’s scary.

James the Deplorable Wanderer
January 20, 2020 7:53 pm

Reporters cry when “white nationalists” (including the black ones) refuse to follow their script of violence and intolerance. Illegal infringement of the 2A not mentioned; denial of Constitutional rights for tens of thousands by ONE MAN (Northam) not held up to ridicule, abuse and criminal referral by media. Total failure of responsibility by press, publicity of intolerable tyranny not made, calls for criminal prosecution of VA government not made.
In other non-news, 16 died over the weekend in Chicago alone, from gun violence, by wrong subpopulation.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 20, 2020 8:14 pm

Sarcasm I know…but in reality ya know it’s true.

Thunderbird
Thunderbird
January 20, 2020 8:45 pm

I think the point was well made. The police were outgunned and the national guard did not show up. And notice was given to the legislature and Governor. Thousands of armed citizens cannot be ignored. I think the day went well.

If the governor and legislature ignore the warning then they do it at their own peril.

Actions speak louder than words. And actions have consequences. Laws are made for criminals not righteous people. First Timothy chapter 1, verses 7 thru 10. So the governor and legislature want to make gun owners criminals. But they are the criminals. They use laws for devious purposes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Thunderbird
January 20, 2020 9:37 pm

These scumbag politicians make their venal calculations based on a number of factors…
if 100,000 people had turned up, it might have scared them. I’m afraid 30,000 doesn’t move the dial for these cretins.

Thunderbird
Thunderbird
  Anonymous
January 21, 2020 10:33 pm

They make their calculations to their demise. No one knows how many armed and unarmed supporters were on the streets and how many were supporting from all over the country.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 22, 2020 12:42 pm

Isn’t it wonderful that KKKman was able to “calm” down the protesters?? Can’t believe this guy, claiming responsibility for NO VIOLENCE after he openly prayed for it to happen. My gosh, Virginia, how do you people sleep at night voting in these Democrats??????

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