Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
I want to know why you Democrats are such cowards that you have not yet launched another civil war to free America of the totalitarian nightmare of President Donald J. Trump. I mean, if he’s truly Hitler 2: Electric Boogeyman, then isn’t it your sacred duty to remove this cancer on our body politic with arms if necessary? Look, I get that you Dems have a track record on insurrections designed to oppress the rights of Americans you feel superior to that is pretty poor (0-1) but come on, heroes of democracy, make your move! Just sitting here in the midst of this crisis you keep whining about makes you look like sissies or lying piles of talking garbage.
Actually, both.
Your hero, Jerry Nadler, while on parole from the chocolate factory, told the Senate this about our elected president: “Only his will goes. He is a dictator. This must not stand and that is another reason he must be removed from office.”
A dictator? Hey, that’s bad, right? I mean, unless the dictator is a leftist – wasn’t Castro dreamy? But since this is a threat to our democracy, because Trump is a non-leftist dictator, aren’t you guys morally obligated to take action and remove him? It’s obvious that those treacherous treason-loving traitors of treachery, the Republican senators, won’t toss the guy who did nothing wrong out of office so you can start working on throwing Mike Pence out of office, likely for the high crime and misdemeanor of trying to make America into The Handmaid’s Tale?
You must act now! Go home to your mom’s basements, dorms, tacky urban apartments and billionaire mansions and get your guns and…
Oh, right.
Awkward!
By the way, if Trump is a dictator, why do you want to disarm the American people so the only one with guns is…Dictator Trump?
Whatever, let’s focus.
Okay, maybe you don’t have any guns like real men. Let’s assume you can find some guns. Now you need to water the kale bush of liberty with the blood of patriots. Okay, you’ll probably want to find another word than “patriots” since the term “patriots” upsets you – but because Trump is a “dictator,” we’re obviously in an extreme situation that calls for extreme measures.
It’s totally time to figuratively fire on Ft. Sumter again, Democrats. Maybe this time it will work out better for you.
Jerry Nadler will lead his unit, the 5’1 Oompa Loompa Brigade, known as “Wonka’s Own,” against the perilous peril of a president who got elected without the liberal elite’s permission. Can’t you just see him standing there before his men, women, and non-binary others, a midget Mussolini, his belt cinched tightly around his clavicle so that no matter where he wears his pistol it’s always in a shoulder holster?
Then there’s the googly-eyed Audie Murphy of the Intelligence Committee, Generalissimo Adam Schiff, ready to lead the dreaded “Fighting Pencilnecks” of the 69th Brigade into battle uttering their unit motto “Ed Buck who?” Trump’s a dictator, so of course, Schiff will fight because if America falls under the rule of a dictator he has to be removed, right?
Others would join the fight too. Ted Lieu can be your JAG. Perhaps Rashida Talib could help lead the kind of battlefield victories her pals the Palestinian terrorists are known for. And Ilhan Omar, who still has a beef with the Army for running up the score against the scumbag murderers in Mogadishu, would no doubt resist alongside her brothers/husbands-in-arms.
Maybe “That’s Lieutenant Colonel to You!” Vindman could finally get a battalion command. Colin Kapernick could try out for a unit, and when no one calls him he can tell you how you are all racists!
Of course, cruise director Cap’n Bill Kristol and his crew of Fredocon swabbies can handle naval operations. Ahoy!
And even Eric Swalwell can contribute despite his well-known aversion to the kind of weapons that men use in the defense of freedom. He can be in charge of chemical weapons and poison gas.
Remember, removing President Trump is a sacred, somber, prayerful moral obligation because he’s a “dictator.”
Words actually mean something. “Dictator” means something, and a lot of Americans have had experience with real ones either before moving here or while deployed. So, the next time you pampered prisses want to spew your MSNBC-approved rhetoric, save it.
Pick up a weapon or shut the hell up.
If you want to see the only real potential dictatorship we might face, read my newest novel Collapse. America has split into red and blue halves, and as the blue gets much, much bluer, it creates a world of freedom, prosperity, and knowing which bathroom to use – not! Check it out along with the other entries in the series, People’s Republic, Indian Country and Wildfire. You’ll love the books, which Bill Kristol hailed as “appalling.”
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“water the kale bush of liberty”… good one
“Pick up a weapon or shut the hell up.” … Better one.
This actually makes me want to buy his book, just to read more phrases like “no matter where he wears his pistol it’s always in a shoulder holster?” I busted out laughing.
I’ve read the first three of his books and found them entertaining and sprinkled with humor. Not great books, but enjoyable light reading.
I always thought “Swallow-well” would be in charge of Nookular Weapons, as GW Bushie would say….
Truly sad that there are some here who still imagine there are two distinct teams.
The Left/DeepState won’t stop. I am sure this one will get posted separately. I am so sick of this. The Left is a rabid dog destroying America and must be stopped, they will never stop on their own, they are beyond redemption and love of country at this point. They will not take the L.
https://dbdailyupdate.com/index.php/2020/01/27/the-new-york-times-sets-the-final-desperate-impeachment-deep-state-narrative/
You are correct, the deep state can’t stop. A criminal can’t stop being a criminal if that is his stock and trade. Or, you can’t deny a snake its identity and nature of being a snake. The fact is we are in a fight for our country and how we want to live and be identified. Either we are a Republic or we are some other form of governance. We must choose! We let ourselves become fat, dumb and happy. Now we get to fight our way back to a Republic or roll over. I don’t have all the answers for sure but, the path before us is becoming frightfully clear in my opinion.
Demo-Commies are looking to “take up arms” in terms of taking your guns. VI is a prime example, alot of public pushback, and Demo Commies continue to pass bills to destroy the 2nd ammendment. Their goal is to use the Gov’t authority and powers to subjugate rural and small town folks. They know that the 2nd ammendment and 1st ammendment remain things held dear by many still, or at least many that aren’t part of the comrade movement. Turning citizens into peasants is the goal, and they will be pushing Britain like 1st ammendment destruction as well. That’s what Demo-Commies are really pursuing, don’t let you talk unless you repeat the neo-commie talking points, and make sure to turn everyone into victims that require Gov’t to either take care of you, or for you to be in fear of. This act has been done over and over again and it plays out all over the world. It’s just a bit slower here b/c of bill of rights and the non-city folk being more slow to buy into their bullshit.
So just like the endless bullshit with Mueller, impeachment, they look to use mechanisms of gov’t for authoritarian goals. That’s a far bigger more difficult problem then some wannabe commie thugs being violent, not enough of them willing to go that route to be much more than a bad thing for small numbers of people. But trying to ban and turn millions into criminals, that’s power, and a march in the street my be good for morale, but it doesn’t do much else. Hope VI finds a way to separate and become WV, b/c its clear that Demo Commies are pushing the anti-2nd ammendment stuff hardcore and they will find more and more bills overtime.
“… Oompa Loompa Brigade …”
And here I thought he was a Jack Nicholson style SuperVillain – The Penguin!
Speaking of “Fredocon” douche nozzles, National Review has delivered another Never Trumper declaration that no crimes are necessary for conviction in the Senate. WTF? As Anwar Sadat once said, “My opponents are all dwarfs.”
“Will Democrats Take Up Arms”
no. like many on the right, they’ll try to stampede someone else into doing it for them.
but they will throw the mother of all hissy fits.