UNITED KINGDOM—As Brexit was finalized today, millions of Britons instantly dropped dead.
“Upon returning to the dystopian nightmare of self-determination and not being ruled by an elite group of unelected bureaucrats, millions died on the spot,” said an NHS spokesperson. According to official reports, millions gathered to scream at the sky but instantly died instead. “It is as though millions of voices suddenly cried out at once but were suddenly silenced.”
“They simply… lost the will to live,” he added somberly. “You might say they died of a broken heart.”
Remain voters said they tried to warn Brexit supporters that this would happen, but they didn’t listen. “We were very clear that everyone would die in the event of leaving the EU, and look what happened,” said London citizen Gaylord Mumfordshire III as he lay on his death bed. “EU… forever!” Mumfordshire III then breathed his last. There’s actually a cure for death by Brexit that could have saved him, but he was on an NHS wait list.
The few surviving UK subjects aren’t sure what they’re going to do, though some said they’re going to go to Disneyland now that they’re not limited to that fake, knock-off European Disneyland.
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal
-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Wouldn’t that be wonderful for them if everyone who worships the EU and licks their boots, just suddenly dropped dead over this? Instead, they will have to live side by side with those useless POSs, much like we have to live side by side with the Hillary/Sanders supporters. Expect them to do everything they can to make the future as miserable as possible in order to gain support for a referendum to move back in with “mommy.”
short article about how european fishermen are fighting brexit b/c they will probably lose access to british waters–
Just woke up after celebrating our release from tyranny – wow, free at last and not dead yet – miracle I guess!
And, along those lines….
Well done Anon, thank you very much – I had forgotten about F & S and what wonderful songs they put up. It took me back to my early days here when it was rather more civilised. Cheers!
Ok Brits, finally. Was seriously worried about you and in fact still am worried, but this is a good first step. Now, find an excuse to get the U.S. involved in your ‘War of Liberation” to purge the satanic cult from your once beautiful homeland, we will come over and kick some ass like the old times, and then, you come back to America and teach us how to speak proper English again. Deal????
:-)))) DEAL!
Could be a bit prophetic in light of the pandemic. Never thought of it being held as a latent threat against the UK pertaini9ng to the Brexit issue. If the pandemic sweeps Britain and kills millions, well then, there’s your answer.
I can’t wait to see the headlines when Hillary finally gets arrested.
You will sooner see her run for President-you know, the glass ceiling thing and “my turn”.
During the Dark Ages, Peasants weren’t allowed to have a grinding stone to make any flour; they had to take all their grain to the Miller who took the Land Lord’s cut, the Abbots cut, and his own cut. Their wives had to provide the King’s Official Ale Taster a sample of her brew (what everybody drank like tea or coke today) when he came around and if it was to good (ie, she might be taking business from the Official Brewers in town), the King’s Men put her out of business (took her license to make ale and maybe even smashed her pots) and fined her. The mini-Ice Age hit 1314 and on (10% starved) and the Black Death hit 1348 and on (50% died); then the Peasants revolted in 1381, sort of like the Brexit vote. I hope TPTB are prevented from murdering all the revolt leaders this time.
Great history, Robert, thank you and bang on. The elite are preparing the militia already and we don’t have guns – but we do have lots of English longbows. Actually they are more lethal that a gun, more accurate, more rapid fire, and harder hitting power (in the hands of a trained and skilled operator). Well, I exaggerate a teeny bit for effect!
“Longbows were serious weapons, and their power was immense. … Longbows were not so effective that they replaced the major medieval tactic of a cavalry charge; rather, they were used to harass the enemy and to prevent the enemy from spreading out enough to threaten the sides or the flanks of an army.”
“A trained archer could shoot 12 arrows a minute, but some sources say that the most skilled archers could fire twice this number. The arrow could wound at 250 yards, kill at 100 yards and penetrate armor at 60 yards.”
“The training adopted by the English was rigorous. All sports were banned on Sundays and men between 12 and 65 were expected to practice their archery. Every man with an income of over £2 a year was required to own a bow.”
In fact the law that an Englishman must practice his longbow on Sundays is still on the statute books: http://www.history-magazine.com/longbow.html
They didn’t have arrow-free zones and quivers limited to 9 arrows?
I think that came later, when the politicians got involved! In fact, the longbow was more equivalent to a machine gun.
Some people have forgotten that many legacy statutes have remained on the books for many centuries. An Englishman is still able, to this day, to go to sea without a licence or anything – it is our heritage from our seafaring history. And God help any politician that attempts to change this. Of course the EU have many regs and laws because they are stupid – Praise the Lord that we are finally out of their grip!
Very interesting Peter, thank you and good luck.
Thanks Jaz, you’re welcome; it’s good that an old guy from the old country can be made so welcome here on TBP – I feel part of the family now.
Ok Brits your free from the euro trash liberal bullshit now about your Muslim problem and your liberal acceptance nonsense .
Who will be swimming the channel for Europe ? True Brits or your invaders ???
I will try to not drag this out. The NS (National Health Service) has killed more people than the lack of same. This is due to the fact that the “wait” is so long to get in to see a Physician (I use that word because the only Doctors are of the “cognitive” persuasion, Surgeons are “Mr”) they “died in line”. My sister-in-law is from the UK and her mother died waiting to have her first visit to diagnose and/or treat her esophageal carcinoma. This is NOT the exception but the “Rule”. Only if you have money do you get seen in a timely fashion so I translate that as “your death sentence is dependent on a bureaucrat”. The problem with any Socialized Medicine system is that the “pot of money” is finite and the number of bureaucrats requiring an increase in salary to keep up with inflation becomes a “back breaker”. Thank God you are out and start to take your “health and welfare” into your own hands, if you have not lost the “will to be Free”!