High School Runner Not Feeling Great About Her Chances Against The Girl With The Beard

Via The Babylon Bee

HARTFORD, CT—Local high school track runner Vanessa Vogel was excited for her track meet this past weekend, having trained many months for her shot at a record and possibly a college scholarship.

But when Vogel lined up and saw a brave runner with a beard from a nearby high school, she started to doubt her ability to compete.

“You know, I have a bad feeling about this,” she muttered as she lined up for the 800-meter dash. “I’m just not sure I can take this girl.”

Sure enough, she was blown out despite setting her personal best.

“I just don’t know if that was entirely fair,” she commented afterward. “I’m all for equality and stuff, but I dunno — the beard might have given her an advantage.”

Vogel has been suspended pending an investigation into her bigotry.

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gman
gman
February 12, 2020 7:02 pm

remember when something like this would have been a joke?

SmallerGovNow
SmallerGovNow
  gman
February 12, 2020 7:53 pm

This is our future. Expect it to happen more often until it is the “norm”. Expect pedophilia to be normalized in the media and become the “norm”. Can anyone say Sodom and Gomorrah? … Chip

gman
gman
  SmallerGovNow
February 12, 2020 8:01 pm

“Expect pedophilia to be normalized in the media”

well it’s certainly the norm amongst the media’s moloch-worshipping (((owners))).

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  SmallerGovNow
February 12, 2020 8:01 pm

We all know how Sodom and Gomorrah met their end, don’t we?

gman
gman
  TN Patriot
February 12, 2020 8:37 pm

“We all know how Sodom and Gomorrah met their end, don’t we?”

well … genesis says sodom was destroyed long before israel, and deuteronomy and isaiah talk about sodom as if it were destroyed long ago, but ezekiel talks about them matter-of-factly as if they’re still in existence in his time – “46 Now your older sister is Samaria, who lives [x]north of you with her [y]daughters; and your younger sister, who lives [z]south of you, is Sodom with her [aa]daughters. 47 Yet you have not merely walked in their ways or done according to their abominations; but, as if that were too little, you acted more corruptly in all your conduct than they. 48 As I live,” declares the Lord God, “Sodom, your sister and her daughters have not done as you and your daughters have done.” ezekiel 16:46-48. looks to my like somebody didn’t have all their ducks in a row when it all was compiled.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  gman
February 13, 2020 10:30 am

Sodom in this reference is not regarding the actual city, but of a particular lifestyle that was epitomizd by the wickedness of the people of the ancient city that will never be extinguished fully until the return of Jesus.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  Eyes Wide Shut
February 13, 2020 10:35 am

Looks like gman doesn’t have his ducks in a row.

gman
gman
  Eyes Wide Shut
February 13, 2020 1:01 pm

“Sodom in this reference is not regarding the actual city”

since it’s rhetorically paralleled with samaria, which was an actual place, and since it’s spoken of in the present tense, it reads as if it is. saying otherwise is an “interpretation” contrary to the actual words of the actual text. which people do all the time, so you’re in popular company.

Wuhanization of America (EC)
Wuhanization of America (EC)
  gman
February 13, 2020 1:31 pm

So who are the daughters, Mr. Literal interpreter?

Bob
Bob
  Eyes Wide Shut
February 13, 2020 6:47 pm

Then why use “lives” rather than “lived” and why reference its populace as “daughters” at all if they’re gone?

No, your mental gymnastics must point to the correct answer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  gman
February 13, 2020 12:50 pm

It is actually just a figure of speech, like calling an evil woman named Cynthia, Jezebel instead, just for emphasis.

old white guy
old white guy
  gman
February 13, 2020 7:21 am

It is still a joke only the terminally stupid take it seriously.

Believer
Believer
  old white guy
February 13, 2020 12:54 pm

Do you mean that believing the Biblical narrative is a sick joke that only the seriously stupid actually believe? If so please consider me seriously stupid.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  gman
February 13, 2020 10:24 am

It still is.
A really sick one.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  gman
February 13, 2020 10:29 am

Remember when something like this would never have been tolerated?

SeeBee
SeeBee
February 12, 2020 8:03 pm

I’m still questioning this…..
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gman
gman
  SeeBee
February 12, 2020 8:31 pm

oh there’s no question. at all.

gman
gman
  gman
February 12, 2020 8:57 pm

(gazing at the downvote) somebody has a doubt? or they don’t? or … something ….

StackingStock
StackingStock
  gman
February 12, 2020 10:40 pm

Most likely Michelle, I mean Mike Obama.

SlickWilly
SlickWilly
  SeeBee
February 12, 2020 10:04 pm

my my what a big camel toe you have

(EC)
(EC)
  SlickWilly
February 12, 2020 10:57 pm

Don’t judge a woman by the size of her camel toe.

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 12, 2020 8:17 pm

i mostly feel 4 these girls b/c they’re still kids but this is sweet justice against the overall women’s movement–
let’s face it,there really aren’t any differences between men & women,are there?
just desserts–

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  TampaRed
February 12, 2020 8:18 pm

I have noticed a few differences that are wonderful.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  TN Patriot
February 13, 2020 10:38 am

Hold on to that compass, lots of people can’t tell the difference anymore, what with all those genders out there.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

I embrace the differences as often as the wife will allow and feel sorry for those who are unaware of the wonderful things a woman truly is. I’m sure you feel the same for your sexy mulatta.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  TN Patriot
February 13, 2020 11:04 am

The grandkids were coming over last weekend and I was so excited that I grabbed her ass and tried to kiss her. She only said that I get rather strange – te pones raro. It’s called being happy. When my dad got excited at some happy news, he did the same, he grabbed my mom and started dancing.

Bob
Bob
  TampaRed
February 13, 2020 6:54 pm

“there really aren’t any differences between men & women,are there”

Not all sexual dimorphism is equal…

The neanderthals had more disparate bone proportions between sexes than the sapiens and logically the populations with a greater proportion of neanderthal dna reflect greater differences between their sexes as the bone formation results from disparate hormone concentrations (if you don’t realize the role hormones play in bone regulation, please recall that osteoporosis is far more common amongst post-menopausal women and is managed at times with Selective-Estrogen-Receptor-Modifiers and this is not coincidental).

In other words, there is far less difference between men and women of some populations than others.

Big Jilm
Big Jilm
February 12, 2020 8:43 pm

What kind of man cunt gets off on beating women at sports??? Though on second thought they do deserve it because for years & years, they infiltrated everything men only. Fuck em, you cunts want equality, here’s your fucking equality…

gman
gman
  Big Jilm
February 12, 2020 8:55 pm

“What kind of man … gets off on beating women”

well reality donut advocates it … or is it lil’ pooh, can’t remember.

(EC)
(EC)
  gman
February 12, 2020 11:05 pm

Sounds like Big Jism hasn’t gotten any lately.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  (EC)
February 13, 2020 10:39 am

I do like the term mancunt, it’s sorta like copfuk. You go, Big J.

realestatepup
realestatepup
  Big Jilm
February 13, 2020 9:28 am

When the pendulum swings, it doesn’t swing half-way. At least at first. It goes all the way the fuck over to the other side, which is where we are at right now. So yes, the feminists have very much reaped what they have sown.

Pequiste
Pequiste
February 13, 2020 12:16 am

Life imitates art or is it the other way around?

https://www.courant.com/sports/high-schools/hc-sp-ciac-transgender-federal-lawsuit-20200212-20200212-wjk3p4i3evh25ayp7kksefmf4i-story.html

Ought to make for some very fucking retarded and bizarre Liberal Law theatre with the ACLU (natch) office of LBGTQPIBN + HIV affairs defending males participating in girls sports.

This is truly a psychotic ideology at work.

Michael
Michael
February 13, 2020 1:35 am

Kick that girl in the nutz ! That’ll slow her down!!

apber
apber
February 13, 2020 6:40 am

Transgendering men should not be allowed to compete against women until their “junk” is removed permanently.

old white guy
old white guy
  apber
February 13, 2020 7:25 am

Also add that they are pumped so full of female hormones that they lose their muscle mass.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  old white guy
February 13, 2020 7:11 pm

That’s not really how humans work… If this WERE the case then post-menopausal women placed on hormone replacement therapy would become less ambulatory and more geriatric while in fact the opposite takes place (unless or until they get a stroke because of it). You probably also don’t realize that exogenous estrogens applied vaginally in geriatric patients actually INCREASES vaginal muscle tone.

Furthermore, without aromatase inhibitors the female-sex-hormones would naturally interconvert back to male-sex-hormones, and at a more rapid pace to boot a la Le Chatelier’s principle.

Bob
Bob
  apber
February 13, 2020 6:57 pm

How will that alter the proportion of their long bones which naturally yields a longer average stride for men?

Or did you think that genitalia were the only organs or tissues that were different between sexes?

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
February 13, 2020 6:47 am

Three Female High School Athletes File Federal Lawsuit to Block Transgender Students From Competing in Girl’s Sports

old white guy
old white guy
February 13, 2020 7:21 am

Good grief, today’s humans are stupid. When we can’t call a man a man and a woman a woman it is time for all those who think that way to commit suicide because you are too stupid to live.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  old white guy
February 13, 2020 10:16 am

Unlike Climate Change, the science really is settled on genders. If you have any “Y” chromosomes, you are a male. It has been proven over and over again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 13, 2020 8:11 am

“I just don’t know if that was entirely fair,” she commented afterward. Really? If she has to make a statement like that then she is too stupid to win and deserves to lose.

yahsure
yahsure
February 13, 2020 8:26 am

We live in strange times with strange people.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
February 13, 2020 10:04 am

Can someone help me? What is the term I am looking for … you know when you use an iron pipe to strike a competitors knee caps? It’s called … ? Any way, if this were done a few times, it might make a difference in the future caliber of the competition.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  The Thing in Room 101:
February 13, 2020 10:13 am

That didn’t work for Tonya but maybe a swift kick in the kahuna might even out the competition.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  The Thing in Room 101:
February 13, 2020 10:18 am

There are other ways.

Ricky Retardo
Ricky Retardo
February 13, 2020 10:52 am

I have no sympathy for these women, they brought it on themselves. They’re all for the feminism, multiculturalism, free love, civil rights, illegal immigration, and all the other liberal bullshit that has been destroying our society for decades. They support all of it. All of a sudden, they want to take a stand on the issue of trannies in women’s sports, only because it directly affects them. Fuck these women, I’m rooting for the trannies.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  Ricky Retardo
February 13, 2020 11:16 am

Stop calling it liberal, that’s an insult to liberalism. Without liberals, we would not have a 2 day weekend or an 8 hour workday. We would be working for less than minimum wage. In fact, there would not be a minimum wage.

You glorify Rush Limbaugh because you don’t know anything. I don’t like Carlin too much but at least he didn’t bullshit you into thinking rich people are your friends. They are not.

They pay for people like Limbaugh to split the hoi-polloi into factions like liberal/conservative and then demonizing each in turn. Then they use your USA USA USA chanting ass to go kill poor people somewhere else.

You poor deluded fucks.
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Liberalism is a political and moral philosophy based on liberty, consent of the governed and equality before the law. Liberals espouse a wide array of views depending on their understanding of these principles, but they generally support free market, free trade, limited government, individual rights (including civil rights and human rights), capitalism, democracy, secularism, gender equality, racial equality, internationalism, freedom of speech, freedom of the press and freedom of religion.

Ricky Retardo
Ricky Retardo

EC

You are correct, our Founding Fathers were guided by (traditional) Liberalism in the creation of our Republic. I concede the point. My statement above should have said “and all the other (((neo-liberal progressive))) bullshit that has been destroying our society for decades”.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  Ricky Retardo
February 13, 2020 11:59 am

I’ve stopped fighting the morons directly and usually only respond to brilliant or interesting comments on any topic. The script following morons, whom I call basket of delusionals, might go back and learn something from Carlin. I doubt it, Carlin was the culmination of the Boomer mindset. Those that came after were little more than brainwashed ballast.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 13, 2020 12:05 pm

I’m all for allowing these “transgenders” to compete against women, but they FIRST must have their balls and dicks cut off for at least 3 months in advance.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 13, 2020 12:07 pm

AND, since they “self-identify” as women, they must cut them off themselves.