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nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:24 pm

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1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:14 pm

Push up bra.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:57 am

I had a gf that looked like that. Oh yeah, it was the sexy mulatta.

ELF
ELF
  1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
February 15, 2020 12:32 pm

Without pictures , it didn’t happen .

(EC)
(EC)
  ELF
February 15, 2020 1:52 pm

I know what you mean, bro. However, you will just have to take my word for it that she was slamming hot back in the day. Whoever invented the word Latinas was thinking of Salvie women, I’m sure.

ELF
ELF
  (EC)
February 16, 2020 1:15 pm

OK , I’m feeling generous , so I’ll cut you slack today
and take your word for it . guess I’m gettin’ mellow in my old age .

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:26 pm

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Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  nkit
February 14, 2020 3:39 pm

Next thing I knew, 5 hours had passed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Yancey Ward
February 14, 2020 10:53 pm

The gif that keeps on giffing.

DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
February 14, 2020 5:44 pm

The more fun kind of Bouncing Bettys.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:15 pm

Nice!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:24 pm

If she only went for a swim first………..

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:26 pm

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Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  nkit
February 14, 2020 3:39 pm

WTF was that?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Yancey Ward
February 14, 2020 4:51 pm

Looks a lot like the sand crabs I used to dig up at the beach in Malibu when I was a kid (no, not a resident, just the closest beach).

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
February 15, 2020 12:08 pm

Should have posted this along with the reply. Some get quite large.
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nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:27 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
February 14, 2020 7:29 pm

Tell us how you Really feel .

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:16 pm

Smokey’s old crib.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
February 15, 2020 4:10 am

I like it.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:27 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
February 14, 2020 6:06 pm

Failed at boiling the water. But, who cares?

troy
troy
  DinCO
February 16, 2020 9:48 am

What water?

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:17 pm

Never let a bitch sleep over, they think they can stay.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:27 pm

Paddle included.

(EC)
(EC)
  Mix
February 15, 2020 1:54 pm

For some reason I saw ‘puddle included’ and I thought mine or hers?

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:28 pm

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1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:19 pm

I’ll pick door number one. Her nose is cool.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:30 pm

Three cheers for “Old Glory”.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
February 14, 2020 6:55 pm

Good tactic – he can’t get under you and bite your nuts.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
February 14, 2020 7:31 pm

OOOOH ! Somebody brought Scooby Snacks !

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:31 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
February 14, 2020 7:12 pm

Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re drunk.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:21 pm

Bob P didn’t think we’d find the Vegas video.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:35 pm

Shouldn’t have had that second beer.

ELF
ELF
  Mix
February 16, 2020 1:17 pm

Or the 22nd .

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
February 14, 2020 4:53 pm

Motorboat for sale.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:22 pm

I’m thinking young Maggie.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:42 pm

A mother guarding her puppies………………………………

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
February 16, 2020 9:50 am

She obviously needs help holding them. I volunteer.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
February 14, 2020 6:55 pm

….take 67.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:32 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
February 14, 2020 4:54 pm

I would think that would make a great “toy” for him to play with. Quite creative. Beats the hell out of him breaking your knees or your balls.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:34 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
February 14, 2020 4:55 pm

Looks a bit nippy outside…and inside.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:23 pm

Sex doll. Nice try, old man.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:47 pm

Serious woman, straight to the point.

(EC)
(EC)
  Mix
February 15, 2020 1:57 pm

Dude, she is a silicone doll or she’s from New Hampshire. Freakin’ nkit is trying to skimp on the pics.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:34 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
February 14, 2020 4:55 pm

Definitely ask for ID.

DinCO
DinCO
  MrLiberty
February 14, 2020 6:57 pm

Good idea. As the saying goes – “15 will get you 20”.

1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
1/20 is the new 9/11 (EC)
  nkit
February 14, 2020 10:24 pm

Gorgeous.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:50 pm

Tramp stamp approved.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 3:35 pm

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M
  nkit
February 15, 2020 12:55 pm

All dressed up and nowhere to go. Thank you, lord.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 14, 2020 3:58 pm

How long do you have to “cook” ham at 98.6F for it to be fully cooked? Seems like there must be a better way.

TC
TC
February 14, 2020 4:42 pm
ELF
ELF
  TC
February 14, 2020 7:34 pm

NO , JUST NO !

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  TC
February 15, 2020 5:07 pm

You should add that to Sunday Funnies. A better fit.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 4:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
February 14, 2020 6:09 pm

WHO says coming to an elevator near you

DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
February 14, 2020 7:14 pm

Think about how those toothpicks were stuck into the syrofoam. Between coughing spasms. Yea…

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 4:46 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
February 14, 2020 7:36 pm

UN – FREAKING – BELIEVABLE !

TC
TC
February 14, 2020 4:48 pm
nkit
nkit
  TC
February 14, 2020 4:54 pm

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mark
mark
February 14, 2020 5:44 pm

A Chinese patient told his doctor he thinks he contracted Swine Flu, Avian Flu and the coronavirus at the same time.

The doctor tells him “I’ll believe that when pigs fly out of Wuhan City.”

ILuCO2
ILuCO2
  mark
February 14, 2020 6:58 pm

We all need our bacon, just cook it crispy to kill the virus.

mark
mark
  ILuCO2
February 14, 2020 9:19 pm

And you can use the wings to dip salsa!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  mark
February 14, 2020 10:17 pm

This makes me want to eat bacon and smoke a doobie. But I’m an old fuck so I’ll stick to CBD.

ELF
ELF
  ILuvCO2
February 15, 2020 12:40 am

Good album !

Suds
Suds
February 14, 2020 10:22 pm

End of the evening music vid.

Imagine, in your mind’s eye…
You’re in you mid 20’s, early 30’s..

You have musical talent, and you’re popularity, fame, and riches are rising…

It’s the mid 1970’s…the heyday of creative rock and roll…

Ahh, but, the album sales are one thing, but the big money is in live concerts, and the grind that entails…

Spotlights…the crowd…sold out arenas…but, at what cost?

Fitting, that Ace Frehley of KISS is featured in this composite vid.

FWIW, Kiss was the first concert I ever attended. In Detroit.
Cobo Arena. Tier B, at a 30 degree angle from stage. Mid- level price.
1975. Ticket cost $ 6.00.

But this guy…one of the better acts to see live in concert in those days.

A rare tune, seldom heard on radio that captures the essence of those shows.

Roll in that stage set, and those stacked Marshall amps, Roadies.

Sound check: 3:00 p.m.
Showtime: 9:00, after the warm up band.

Can you feel the adrenaline?
What a rush, that must’ve been.

nkit
nkit
  Suds
February 14, 2020 10:39 pm

Check it out..

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Suds
February 14, 2020 11:10 pm

Bob Seger, really???? Where’s Hyperborean when I need him?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  ILuvCO2
February 14, 2020 11:29 pm
ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  ILuvCO2
February 14, 2020 11:34 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  ILuvCO2
February 14, 2020 11:44 pm

Go suck a tail pipe, Chip.
Couldn’t just ignore it, eh?
GFY.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anonymous
February 14, 2020 11:51 pm

You want to suck my what?

ELF
ELF
  Suds
February 15, 2020 12:56 am

Bob Seger and Gregg Allman , both have/had that gravely , road weary voice .
I’m SO GLAD I grew up in the 60s and 70s , we had the BEST music !
I can’t play a note , but I’m still rockin’ to this day !

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Suds
February 15, 2020 9:39 am

My first concert was Three Dog Night, labor day weekend 1970, just as I was starting college. 6,500 seat arena, hot as hell with lots of smoke. When they sang “Open up the windows, let some air in the room”, the crowd went wild.

Mix
Mix
  Suds
February 15, 2020 1:03 pm

Pink Floyd, “Dark Side of the moon”, “75”, Olimpia Stadium, Detroit.

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 11:15 pm
nkit
nkit
February 14, 2020 11:25 pm

This one goes out to my neighbor, T-Red. Dedicated by Fatisha:

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
February 15, 2020 8:02 pm

Dedicated to nkit for all his hard work on Friday Fail:
Sina plays a cover of “Wipe Out” by the Safaris.
I like this. She’s is so talented on drums it’s ridiculous.

nkit
nkit
  Vixen Vic
February 16, 2020 11:39 am

Thanks much, VV. That was great! She is talented. Cute, too.

ELF
ELF
  Vixen Vic
February 16, 2020 1:27 pm

GOOD ONE VIC ! Chicks on drums are always cool, specially if they can do the “stick twirl” thing . I’m not much good at internet , so I can’t tell you where to find it ,
but I’ve seen a vid ( youTube perhaps ?) of a 60+ YO grandma NAILING Wipeout !

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
February 15, 2020 1:40 am

You can tell the first photo, the dashboard Putin, was made in America. They robbed him of his muscular, sexy body!