WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Hold on kids, mommas gotta get a new Tinder pic.

Geez. Toys R Us Geoffrey just doesn’t know what to do with himself. Don’t torture yourself by checking in on your more successful friend. That will just make you more depressed buddy.

I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.

I hope that’s the truth. I’ll never die.

Maybe this is the Walmart version of Santa, where he just sits in the meat section and passes out Johnsonville brats to any kid that sits on his lap.

Boy, I knew the Milf Hunter was big time in the porn industry but I didn’t know they started franchising their brand. Bold business move, but I think it will pay off.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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