Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
Joe Biden, the Chauncey Gardner of American politics, the guy Elwood P. Dowd thinks is cracked, used to be sort of amusing. Except he’s not amusing anymore. His decline is sad to see, but the obnoxious sense of unearned entitlement he projects – as demonstrated by his outrage over that uppity working-class guy who dared question the ancient job applicant – is intolerable.
Buzz off, you crusty, credit card company-shilling jerk.
Think about the image his latest confrontation projected, of a guy who sweats while he works getting an incoherent, finger-wagging lecture from a pompous clown steamed that this peasant isn’t on his knees genuflecting before the Democrat Demigod of Dover. There once was a time when the Democrats styled themselves as the party of the working man – for all his myriad flaws, Biden’s crustacean competitor Bernie Sanders at least pays lip service to the workers – but that day is long past. Begone, you dirty-nailed cis-trogs, with your uncurated ideas of gender identity and upper body strength.
The Democrats are now the party of the Pumpkin IPA-sampling hipster, the woke tech tool, the militant diversity consultant, and the cat-fancying public school teacher whose husband went out to get her some Diet Coke when she was 48 and never came back.
Construction workers, cops, auto builders, truckers, soldiers – you need not apply. You are not appreciated, much less wanted. There’s no place in the 2020 Democrat Party for real men, men who make things and who break things. Today, none of the Village People could be a Democrat, not even the Indian – just ask Big Chief Warren.
The Blue Checks of Twitter thought this was great, and it probably played great in Manhattan and Santa Monica. In America, not so much. Likewise, with their fingers on the pulse of the people they have girly cocktails with in Georgetown fern bars, the Never Trump sissies were in full Ahoy! effect, delighted at that nasty brute getting what-for from the candidate of the True Conservative™. You could feel the underlying sense that they saw this opportunity to gloat as their pinchy, hair-pully vengeance against the kind of men their wives prefer. That is, men.
It’s not only that Biden was wrong about everything, but he was. Just the other day he was blabbing about putting the Waco Furry in charge of destroying the Second Amendment – you know, the same skateboarding quarter-wit who promised “I will take your guns.” Yet that promise appeared to slipped Joe’s well-greased mind. He thinks AR-15s are illegal – they aren’t, but his position is to make them illegal and turn millions upon millions of American citizens into felons even while he advocates letting illegal aliens and actual criminals run free. He thinks an AR-15’s usual capacity is 100 rounds, for some reason. And it’s not an AR-14 – he’s one AR off. Ugh – if you’re going to fascist, is it too much to expect you to understand what you are fascisting?
Oh, and the buried lede was that “his sons” hunt and own shotguns. His good son, by all accounts a decent guy, passed away, leading to the other son Hoover getting with is ex. So, that’s awkward. And now we learn that the Stripper Tapper is strapped, that the guy who got booted from the Navy for drugs is packing? Is that even legal?
It doesn’t matter. We all understand that the rules that apply to us don’t apply to moronic mandarins like Gropey Joe or to their relatives like Hunter, the Snortunate Son.
And that’s how the Democrat establishment wants it. Or, rather, that’s what it wants to return to. By rallying around the tattered banner of Joe Biden, the Democrats have forfeited the chance to offer the candidate of change. Rather, they seek to offer the candidate of change back, back to the ineptly managed national decline of the Barack Obama years. If Joe Biden wins, he will not serve – he will be out in the Rose Garden frying bugs with a magnifying glass while a brainless trust of Obama retreads gets to work transforming all of America into Scat Francisco.
Donald Trump, amazingly, has managed by his aggressive agenda and by the utter political incompetence of the same people who never tire of letting us know how much better and smarter and more moral than us they are, to run as both the incumbent and the candidate of change. Moreover, this billionaire has also managed to run as the advocate of working Americans. That construction worker was the same kind of guy Donald Trump grew up around, the same kind of guy Trump knows how to talk to, the same kind of guy Trump appreciates. That’s key. Trump spent decades helping put up skyscrapers; Joe Biden spent decades getting sucked-up to in the Senate producing only hot air and sketchy but lucrative business opportunities for his family and friends.
Besides oozing with early stage senility, Biden’s disgusting performance oozes with full-blown contempt for the kind of Americans the Democrat Party has declared unworthy of attention or respect. And those great Americans, those men and women who defend us and feed us and do the hard work that allows Biden’s soft, gooey fans to live better than 99.99999% of all human beings in history, will remember in November who has respect for them, and who has contempt for them.
A victory by Joe Biden would lead to the kind of hellish scenario that is the setting of my latest conservative thriller, Collapse, and of the other entries in the best-selling series, People’s Republic, Indian Country, and Wildfire. These action-packed and hilarious novels describe an America post-liberal victory, with all the failure and misery that entails, and the fight for freedom. Get them all, and also check out my Townhall VIP podcast, “Unredacted” every Monday as well as my new Hugh Hewitt-affiliated Salem podcast, “Fighting Words”!
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I don’t think Biden is in the early stages of dementia. He’s well on his way.
I would say he is early late stage and already showing signs of Alzheimer’s, with his fits of rage.
“No Malarkey” Joe™ is just a placeholder for that 2nd+ ballot contested convention when Hillary™ with a rich VP gets the nod for the Demo ticket. Add to this the economic implosion resulting from the perfectly timed Operation: Pandemic Panic which may bottom out ~2 months prior to November 3rd, then look at Trump, “America’s Next Top President™” getting unelected.
Some great satire (but inadvertently suggesting this) here:
https://www.accredited-times.com/2020/03/12/adios-trump/
Snortunate son.
Biden is just a temporary place holder for Hillary.
He’s there to get rid of Bernie via the rigged process, that’s all.
Only Corona can save us now.
sao,
biden was the demo establishment choice,imo–however,he is reaching the point where something has to be done–
however,look at the %s he has been getting in the primaries–he is popular w/the average brain dead demo voter so it will be a risk to replace him–
Biden is going to have an ‘issue’ soon and he will no longer be a contender. This will happen AFTER Bernie is trounced by a rigged polling system and a rigged convention.
Who KNOWS how Bernie is really doing when the polling organizations are bought and paid for by the DNC? They telegraph to the public that he’s done for and it becomes a self fulfilling prophesy. The numbers for Biden are probably as accurate as all the other numbers the Fed Gov puts out – bullshit.
When Biden gets the official nod, Bernie is history. Then Biden croaks, gets Arkansided, or something else that removes him from the process.
Oh, what to do, what to do. Look! There’s Hillary to save the day.
If I can write this script, so can they.
I wonder what the rule for that scenario is. The obvious thing to do is to take the next most winning contender, which would either be Bernie or someone who beat Bernie, which would be redundant and pointless. But there is a way to move the choice down to #3, and TBTP can think of that too.
I think the biggest thing is that we don’t know why Bernie is persona non grata. What can he do when the deep state has so much power, and liberal judges that have zero limits (unlike ‘conservative’ judges)? Can it be anymore than narrative conformity. Bernie is not a true Democrat. These vermin are that petty? The elite have not planned for a transition to authoritarianism? No one is more connected to NWO than Obama and he declared to ‘fundamentally transform America’.
Why not Bernie is the million dollar question. Jew? Check. Communist? Check. They guy might survive one term as president, and they treat him like the devil inside. We don’t know the answer.
Rule? Rule? We don’t need no stinking rules!
“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality – judiciously, as you will – we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.” – Karl Rove
They make stuff up as they go along. Simple!
Not so fast. They win as a team (in narrative at least). There are some rules, on the brain stem. It’s not random or they will loose support, not ours, but the libtards. At some point the autocrats just dictate, but I don’ think we are there yet. These processes go on forever. The culling is serious business for those will something to loose still. How they treat us is not necessarily how they treat each other. In fact, I think it is very different until the power move is made, i.e. Weinstein is no longer too big to fail and becomes too big to not fail. They have a glue of some sort. Don’t underestimate the sophistication of winning dumbasses. Primitive sophistication is a thing. For adequate proof, I present woman. She works assiduously for certain penis and pretends to love other penis but does not, or did and now hates, or who the hell knows in general, but there are operating principles in play. The transformation of the West by feminism is clear enough. Useful idiots will convert to useless eaters, but every tedious step of the way is required because those on the gravy train will not willingly disembark from or dismantle their political machine. Think of how police enforce ‘the law’. They protect their interests. The betrayals are tolerably gradual until it’s one own ass without. Anyhow, maybe we will see. Certainly, the VP inherits the office, but that is a rule. Just make Hillary VP candidate of the winner. That could be acceptable to the Democrat faithful for a posthumous handoff before actually being P and VP. I’d love to see the domestic commies react to such a thing, which is why it probably won’t happen even if a substitute candidate were needed. I think you are looking 10 or 20 years ahead of this election, SAO.
One must suspect vote-tally fraud. We are hip deep in it now. The Dems do it. We know they do it. It’s their primary, and they can only cheat more than in the general election. Maybe voters are that stupid, but they had so many choices to be stupid. Why Joe? Until I see an officially executed official, I assume corruption and complicity first.
Maybe voters are that stupid …
The primary piece of evidence is in that snippet itself. Voters vote ergo they are stupid. Stupid people are easily led around by the nose via propaganda and like magic the deep state gets whatever it wants.
Let’s not forget that the deep state owns the ENTIRE election system, democrat or republican. They only put up candidates for any office that they can live with, so it doesn’t really matter which Bozo gets the nod on election day.
“The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” –
Joseph Stalin
Why Joe? Because Joe read the memo and Bernie either didn’t receive it, didn’t read it, or trashed it.
The devil is in the details of ‘memo’. I don’t know what that means. Could instead the radicals he has attracted turn off the status quo libtards? I understand Chris Matthews had received a threat from Bernie folk, which is why he made his Nazi comment. Glad the white male useful idiots are getting some payback from the devil machine they supported.
Collapse is about six weeks away, or we’ll see its all another hoax.
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Did China collapse? No way the US collapses first from this trigger. Fool me once, …
Biden was drug czar in the 1980s.
That means he did the most drugs (and washed them down with Scotch).
Imagine saying with a straight face that you support Biden and think he would be a great leader!
It worked for Obama, Bush and Willy Clinton….
That’s what separates the winners from the losers. I recommend training oneself to lie. Those of you who play office politics already do. See what I mean?
People tend to get unreasonably irritated when they have Alzheimer’s. Hell he probably doesn’t even remember he said it today…..
Said what?
Say what you want about his lack of a functional brain, but Joe Biden is the only candidate who can effectively combat the epidemic of Malarkey that has been ravaging our great nation for over a century. Every single issue we currently face – financial, societal, cultural, spiritual – stems from the scourge that is Malarkey. We must put aside our differences, come together as one, and support Joe Biden in his quest to rid the world of Malarkey once and for all. I have personally spoken to the Biden campaign, and they has assured me that once Malarkey has been eliminated from the face of the earth Mr. Biden will shift his focus to fighting poppycock, hogwash, balderdash, codswallop, and tomfoolery (in that order). I truly believe this is a platform we can all get behind. Plus, Joe Biden looks really cool in those aviator sunglasses!
I resemble that remark!
How dare that elitist in a hard hat talk to Working Class Joe in that manner in a holy “Factory” no less. Ok, sarc off.