WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Heading to the only place left on Earth that’s safe. Down where it’s better, down where it’s wetter, under the sea!

Remind me to write Paddywagon and let him know he let his property go to shit.

How much Coronavirus protection you want hunny? Regular or Super Max Flow?

No better time to check the oil than when you’re getting gas.

Listen my adorable little Generation Z kid. One day you’ll learn if you treat them right you don’t have to hold onto them so they don’t run away.

Y’all so worried about covering up your face and washing your hands you forgot to see if the backdoor was locked. Nope, Coronavirus sneaking right in on ya!

Everyone sounds like Darth Vader with those surgical masks on, might as well look the part too right?

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 4, 2020 7:34 pm

Walmart in Vermont is apparently preventing people from buying vegetable seeds and other things in their stores that they have deemed “non-essential.” This was the result of more totalitarian dictates from the useless fucks in the governor’s office. No, not a “funny” Walmart story at all.