WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at the National Archives, doctors rushed the United States Constitution to the hospital and were forced to hook the document up to a ventilator after it began having trouble breathing Sunday afternoon.
The document reportedly slipped into a coma en route to the emergency room and was in critical condition for many hours. Doctors confirmed the worst: the founding document of our nation was infected with the novel coronavirus. Finally, surrounded by one or two mourners, as most people in Washington abandoned it a long time ago, it slipped away Sunday night.
“Between both political parties constantly trampling all over the Bill of Rights and stretching and distorting the Constitution for political gain whenever it’s convenient, I just don’t know how much more abuse it could have taken,” said one doctor as he pronounced the Constitution’s time of death: 20:20, ironically.
The 232-year-old Constitution has had its share of health scares, nearly being killed in the 1860s, the 1930s and 40s, and the early 2000s, but medical experts say this last crisis was just more than it could take.
“It had many underlying conditions, of course, already being incredibly sick with Obamacare, Obergefell, Roe v Wade, the Patriot Act, and many more diseases,” said the doctor. “But it’s still sad to see this old boy pass on.”
The Constitution’s close relatives, including the Declaration of Independence, simply asked for Americans to send “thoughts and prayers” during this time of mourning.
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Not completely accurate, though more accurate than 99.9999999999% of what the MSM puts out. NO, the Constitution and Bill of Rights were MURDERED by the same pieces of shit from the republican and democrat parties that have ALWAYS shit on this document, shredded it when convenient, and ignored it the rest of the time. The virus is just a cover story for what they have ALWAYS been up to since their modern incarnations beginning with Lincoln.
Nope.
It was the fucking Democrats ever since 1910.
Let’s see what’s up after this November.
You can delude yourself into thinking the republicans are somehow different from the democrats, but history, economic data, freedom-index data, government spending, and countless other measures clearly show that BOTH have been part of the problem since 1860 at least. And Wilson might have been in power for the Fed and the Income Tax, but republicans have NEVER opposed either since…and they had plenty of opportunity to fix what they helped enact.
I have news for you, the Constitution has been dead for a long time. The Fed is unconstitutional. Income tax is unconstitutional. The draft is unconstitutional. US Border Patrol Checkpoints anywhere except the borders are unconstitutional. Drug laws are unconstitutional. Prohibition was unconstitutional. The Civil War was unconstitutional. The Patriot Act is unconstitutional. Gun control is unconstitutional. Asset forfeiture is unconstitutional. The TSA is unconstitutional. The FBI is unconstitutional. The FDA is unconstitutional.
Corona virus is not killing the Constitution, the Constitution has been dead a long time. It died when the people stopped being willing to die to enforce it.
So my timeline is pretty ok. I know the 16th Amendment was never legally ratified (See “The Law that Never Was”), but I’ve never read anything similar about the Prohibition Amendment. Unlike the drug war, at least an Amendment process was followed. What made it Unconstitutional? I will grant that 99% of the actions of others using it as “cover” were certainly Unconstitutional, but what specifically make the prohibition of alcohol that?
The Federal Government only has the powers specifically granted to it by Constitution.
The Constitution does not grant the Federal Government the power to dictate to citizens what they may eat, drink, or smoke.
A citizens body is their personal sovereign property, and they may do anything with it they please so long as they are not infringing on the rights of any other citizen.
Anything the Federal Government does, that it is not given the specific power to do by the Constitution is by definition unconstitutional and usurpation of powers not granted to it by it’s citizens, from which the power comes in the first place.
The government is our servant, not our master.