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Nice cushions!
Is rearendmotorboating a word?
It’s called brown-nosing
Now that’s one couch potato I would surely enjoy eating.
Lottery ticket, pronto!!!
Harvey Brake lived and went on to invent the brake.
At first I thought it was a Buster Keaton routine.
Don’t worry #6 got him.
The newest reality game show…Human Frogger.
You’d think the idiot would move after, like, the second time.
Thank Bob, my drink spewed everywhere.
Melancholy baby
Awwww, Somebody got tits for their birthday. Wear them in good health.
Hispanic girls get Quinceaneras, White girls get implants, Black girls get Welfare.
That’s all black girls will ever get because they damn ugly. FFS even their niggers prefer fat smelly white/latina trash, over them. Not one absolute stunning black woman ever posted on FF for as long as I can remember. Whites, tick. Asians, tick. Latinas, tick. Niggerettes, a big fat FAIL.
I think there’s been a decent quadroon or two posted.
That’s the ¾ white part that makes them appealing. Halle Berry is a good example. I’m talking black as in “black as the ace of spades”.
I would have a better chance finding rocking horse shit than finding a sexy sheeboon.
Exactly. Damn fucking ugly. She got more side than an aircraft carrier.
Goodness me. That thing probably has muscles on its shit.
WTF is that?
That’s Mike before Barry femmed her down.
Michelle O. during transitioning?
I’m going to have f…..g nightmares for a month!
What’s with the picture switcheroo? The fucking aircraft carrier you had before was disgusting. This lass is a fine example of a mullata. So it’s whites, tick. Asians, tick. Latinas, tick. Mullatas, tick. Still no cigar on niggarettes.
I refuse to help you,Fatman. Wrong venue..I can rec a few spots, but I won’t bespoil TBP…
Holy shit nkit. Im in love. Hahahahaha
Where’s the person in seat 14A?
I take back my nkit purty pictures comment from earlier.
High crimes against ugliness.
Thanks NKIT – your timing is good. That last one damn near killed me.
I couldn’t figure why I was drawn back to her, until I realized it was the color of her polish.
There’s one of those on 395 in DC.
DC has a Golden Gate Bridge, too?
With this much makeup I’m guessing she looks like Nancy Pelosi.
Can’t be Nancy…the pets are heading TOWARD her.
Mary Kays’ pets are amazing.
Te amo, mi amor.
If you’re suppose to be “36 in. Tall To Ride” her, does it mean standing up or laying down?
Carnies sure have changed.
I thought she was going to wrap her legs around her head until she finally liked it.
My wife tried to teach me this for decades but I always forgot it after a few minutes.
Me trouser trout might
emerge from me fly,
Should Trixie in lacies,
come wandering by.
A dip in the brook,
the creek, or a stream.
Those pointies be showin’
Trix on high beam.
In cold water, me trout
wouldst suffer some shrinkage;
But, then do most fishies
Reek of some stinkage.
But anglers with wimenz
who love the outdoors
Landed a keeper
for lovin’ and chores.
Should I be so lucky
to catch Trixie some day
I’ll drop me line,
to Nkit and say:
Thanks bud.
A fine job,
well done today.
Three fingers of W/R, over rocks. Cold long neck back, and close at hand.
-Preferably outdoors, on a deck in the back yard,
surrounded by nature, friendly critters, and good company,
as twilight fades, and the filet mignon get pulled from the grill, at just the right time.
~Cheers!
“Somewhere under the rainbow”.
She’s looks ready for Toto.
only 4 thumbs up for this vixen? Yeah, I know. My wife’s hotter too.
Whoa!!!! OH MY, OH MY, OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY, OH MY…………Oh My……oh my…….oh……my……..oh……..o…..
Just enough headspace, perfect.
I had the same idea.
Strap a fin on my back, funny, real ******* funny. Bitch.
I hope that’s not her inviting look.
That’s the “Did you really just wipe your dick on my favorite blanket?” look. Yep. Seen that one before.
I’d be like a dog wearing a fin.
I’d like to explain to her that she doesn’t need to do that by herself. I’d gladly lend a hand.
Heard over the PA “Is there a lawyer in the house?”
Hasn’t he ever been taught not to go down stairs horizontally?
Yep, gravity still works.
I appreciate your fish pics nkit. Thanks.
dickto. sorry, Freudian slip. I meant ditto.
Two-person threesome, kinky.
Thank god for the guy who invented scratch-and-sniff!
Insert “imaginary” fart sound NOW.
Happiness is a warm bum.
But only one can keep you warm all night long.
A 3-foot high fire can sometimes really burn my ass.
That is cruel & unusual punishment!
Fly Walmart Air, cheaper than Jet Blue.
My thumbs up gave me a two-count, wonder why?
50 gallons latter, still watching.
Waiting for Bob’s Viagra to take effect.
Who the hell is wasting my Viagra?
Skin to win. Winner, winner, taco dinner.
I wonder if she is thinking about her darkest, deepest, dirtiest fantasy. I’d like to tell her mine.
Nice job in relief, Gadabout…good save… your first? Thanks my friend.
My pleasure brother. No fish caught today but there’s always tomorrow.
get’em tomorrow brother
“Fringes of censorship”.
This cowgirl is udderly gorgeous.
I don’t see why the Christmas card is on the list.