A comment from a Yahoo article. I thought it was pretty witty.
“11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal and the
Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing with Pow Wow Chow autograph
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee – Stacy Abrams – Popeye’s, The Varsity and Hardee’s in the White House kitchen
8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hosted by speaker Barack Obama and Dudechelle
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag
11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
12:00 Group apology for being white
Is Teddy Kennedy proposing a toast from the Chappaquiddick Bridge?”
Quite hilarious Glock! One correction though. When Barry Soetoro was masquerading as potus, he said “the other 57 states”, which implies 58, because he was in one already. Don’t mean to be a party pooper. Still funny tho.
No worries, I wouldn’t expect anything less from Burning Platformers.
Thanks.
Is this fake news? Sounds right to me. Well done.
That is trés drole.
Loved it, WIP!
Thoughts for the day
Can’t wait for next year. Should make 2020 look like a picnic.
I was talking with a friend yesterday and we explored the prospect of Biden-Harris “winning” in November and being installed next January, followed by Biden promptly having a stroke, resigning, or being 25th’d.
Imagine that.
A Satanic, part black, part Jew, whore/lawyer in the Oral Office.
Why would the Democrats waive a white flag? It’s the GOP that has unequivocally surrendered.
You must have missed the 8 year sentence We The People Of The United States had to suffer through when b h o was the White House occupant …
I suffered through every day disgusted like every other conservative. The GOP was a bunch of impotent, pantywaist manlets back then too, who did nothing about Fast and Furious, IRS targeting conservatives, etc etc. Maybe I missed the point you were trying to make?
This sites Boomer humor is embarrassing.
Lefties don’t have a sense of humor, it seems.