GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

south park its over stan covid is here soon only 99.98 percent of us will remain

joe biden hiding shades

pigeons save our statues sign

petty you see bubba wallace when you pull down on rope garage door closes

the purge election year guns mcclusky couple

joe biden completes a sentence you did it you crazy son of a bitch

wearing mask staying 6 feet because government told you glad didnt say suck a dick

like being black nice like being white racist

just in case youre wondering rest of 2020 next five months spell jason

Month 1: 1000 actual cases, 100 tests conducted, 5% positive rate = 5 total cases by official CDC totals
Month 2: 100 actual cases, 2000 tests conducted, 5% positive rate = 100 total cases by official CDC totals

So actual cases are 1/10th what they were, but official totals show an “increase” of 5 to 100.

Media: “CASES ARE SPIKING, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”

And we now know from antibody tests and asymptomatic positive cases the survival rate is over 99.9%, even factoring in the nursing home debacles that accounted for almost half of cases.

Translation: don’t believe the media bullshit. Let’s go back to our normal lives and get to herd immunity.

maduro venezuela blm founder picture together

tweet removing aunt jemima keeping high fructose corn syrup liberal hollow symbolic gestures

quote first epidemic in history accompanied by social network brainwashed entire populations fear hysteria

never underestimate power of stupid people in large numbers darth vader

started jogging today margarita truck didnt stop

are we only country stupid enough to start second civil war because offended by first one

japan sprays looters rioters blue dye so can be identified arrested

phase 2 new orleans opening going as planned naked guy

obama before presidency no blm antifa war on police i built that

have gun no gun class dismissed defense couple

tweet fortmeyer st louis ar 15 guy democrat conservative twitter loves him liberals devil

tweet bill mitchell republican turnout 33 percent 2016 polls are lying to you

tweet mini aoc teacher caught me cheating took her chalk classmates set fire to library

quote usa ended slavery elected black president twice steven crowder

liberal-privilege-believing-control-other-peoples-lives-rules-dont-apply-to-you-offended-never-hear-other-opinions

i cover face to show submission to god muslim face mask

shoot or dont shoot gun pointed at you

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Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs

Governor Abbott that rock solid conservative just pussied out and ordered all you tough tall texans to wear a mask beofre you go out.

Mygirl....Maybe

Governor Abbott has gone over to the dark side. Guess the state is hoping to make up some lost revenue due to the shut down. First time no mask is a warning, second time is a fine of $250. The good news is we don’t have to wear a mask while swimming, eating or driving alone in our cars. I’m not sure about showering but I suppose if you are alone then you’re good to go.

MN Steel
MN Steel

He’s just standing tall on his principles.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest

Those pigeons – smarter than most Humans.

I love the concept of the indelible ink on rioters. We in the U.S.S.A. are obviously too fucking stupid to use such tools.

Thaisleeze
Thaisleeze

They were using red dye in Malaysia as far back as 1999.

card802
card802

One of the best political ads I’ve seen, I don’t watch many because no cable, still pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvlIr-KbvZw&fbclid=IwAR3oYfXSOR1S-MiuDcsWGPdSlfyI2ZpPV1S71U307FjjUaX7USz5dXPudVM&app=desktop

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Good ad but the libs’ heads will explode.

niebo
niebo

. . . yay

doc
doc

I think I’ll send him some money and I don’t even live in PA. We need to be supporting people like this. We need to fight back with everything we have. These Marxists are playing for keeps. We better do the same.

Fedup
Fedup

Is that the vote harder plan?

10ffgrid

GREAT AD !

nkit
nkit

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest

just plain evil.

nkit
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AlwaysTrumperTampa

Why Moses was the one who received the ten Commandments:

God went to the Arabs and said,
‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’
The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’
‘Can you give us an example?’
‘Thou shall not kill.’
‘Not kill? We’re not interested..’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
‘Honor thy Father and Mother.’
‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.
We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
‘I have Commandments.’
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’
‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The French too wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’
‘Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’
‘They’re free.’
‘We’ll take 10.’

Great! There. That should upset just about everybody….

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest

All time favourite!

MN Steel
MN Steel

…Said the group that hangs a wire around their neighborhood and calls it an “air roof” so they don’t technically violate the Sabbath rule of staying indoors…

Russ Wood
Russ Wood

It may surprise you to know that most ‘regular’ Jews regard that (the ‘eruv’ enclosure) as bloody stupid

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