Hey titface! You ol’ motorboatin son of a bitch, I thought that was you, how are you? I almost came right up and copped a feelski on ya!
They say you’re only as fast as the slowest member of your herd and I feel like this virus has really highlighted which humans are falling behind in the pack.
I’m at the stage of quarantine when I look at this thirsty Instagram model post and all I think to myself is “Dammit, I miss sports.”
Our modern day Robert Frost…
She looks like a character you can pick in a Walmart Mortal Kombat video game.
I’ve been racking my brain to determine if there is any combination of all these clothes that would make one seemingly normal outfit and I’m not sure it can be done. So I’ll leave it to Who Wears It Better: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match Edition.
F*ck you makers of the Snuggie! Since blankets with sleeves are so “convenient” compared to a blanket without sleeves, you are encouraging other companies to make blankets easier for us to use and thus making America even dumber.
I don’t think I’ve been excited about anything as much as this girl is excited about capturing this guy’s thong.
It’s getting to be summertime people, and you know what that means! Bottom biscuits are cookin’ everywhere!!! Whoop! Whoop!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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It’s not the sports per se but the scenery.
Women of Walmart is disgustingly PG. For R to XXX,try Waffle House after dark.If you only drop in during day time,you have no idea.Come to the dark side.