Trump Generously Offers To Do Jobs Of Legislative And Judicial Branches Too

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In the midst of political polarization and the threat of an increasingly dysfunctional government, President Trump has graciously offered to streamline the process by doing the jobs of the legislative and judicial branches in addition to the presidency. What a guy!

“The Republic… is not what it once was,” said a robed and hooded Trump as lightning crackled from his fingertips. “The Senate is full of greedy, squabbling delegates… so I’ll just do it myself! Way better. Way better that way. At least, a lot of people say so. I’ll write the laws, and then I’ll do the judging too! I mean, how hard is that, right?”

Congress erupted in celebration at the announcement that they no longer had to do any work. Republicans on Fox News have insisted this move is very fiscally responsible since Trump has volunteered to work for free.

At the time of publishing, Trump has set up a large royal chamber where he will sit in a “very big and comfortable chair” as people bring their cases for him to judge in his great wisdom. He is also turning the Senate chamber into an indoor pool and Trump spa. The traditional facilities will no longer be needed since Trump is now the Senate.

Trump’s first act as Protector of America will be to give every citizen free ice cream and cookies. May he reign for 1000 years.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

That’s how it starts….

Harry Browne and other Libertarian Party presidential candidates detailed all the thing they would do by executive order “before lunch” on inauguration day to cut government power and spending, and increase freedom.

Trump hasn’t done one of them. And without cuts in spending, cutting revenue is a recipe for disaster.

And nobody ever considers just how difficult it will be for every employer to suddenly stop being the tax collector, as if there is some “switch” they push to stop the withholding. And these two bankrupt Ponzi schemes need money to keep working. Will these same “beneficiaries” be future victims when the money comes up short that much sooner? I mean I applaud him bypassing congressional douchebags whenever possible, but actions have consequences.

Anon
Anon

Dude It’s just satire. God you must be a barrel of laughs at parties

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

I know its satire. But my point stands. He is using the power of the Executive Order to do THIS, while others have already laid out how huge amounts of freedom could be restored if one actually cared to. And he did actually do something, and that something will have consequences and have challenges in implementing, some of which will fall on employers who can barely stay afloat and deal with the Covid bullshit (as is also being proposed).

Common Cents
Common Cents

So vote for Biden if you don’t like Trump.

Davido
Davido

Satire? Sure. But sadly right on target.

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