Report: Kamala Harris Already Vetting VP Picks

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Supporters of Kamala Harris have been eagerly awaiting an announcement on who her VP pick will be when she takes over as president approximately 5 minutes after Joe Biden is inaugurated. According to sources close to the campaign, she is already vetting possible candidates for the job.

“I am proud to announce I will soon be announcing my pick for Vice President of the United States,” said Harris. “We have searched all across this great land. While I cannot yet confirm who my pick will be, I can say this: my pick for VP will be even MORE of a woman and even MORE of color than I am. It will be the most colorful and womanly team ever!” She then threw her head back and cackled maniacally.

Joe Biden was also thrilled to hear the news that he would be getting not just one, but two female vice presidents.

The VP search has stalled since it has proven difficult to find a woman of color who survived both Kamala Harris’ pro-abortion policies as well as her aggressive imprisonment of minorities. In a statement, the campaign also promised to announce a pick while all The Babylon Bee writers are sleeping so they won’t have a chance to write a funny headline about it.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

As always, the BEE is 100% right on the money. Pathetic to watch Cavuto on Fox Business “dance” around the demented elephant in the room, speculating about his age or her likelihood of becoming president during his first term, etc. When even the useless Fox can’t just spit it out, what is the point in pretending you are offering up something “different” to media watchers. Pathetic. Clueless Joe will either be murdered or taken from office in a white coat with wrap-around sleeves. Everyone knows it. Meaning of course that some criminal progressive POS former DA like Harris, will bring every fence sitter out to vote against her and the Alzheimer’s victim.

theOtherDan
theOtherDan

which begs the question…. why even go through w/ the charade? … hint, unless of course one has no intention of doing so.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

They need his pasty white male face to get the votes.

22winmag - TBP's Latter Day Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Latter Day Shit-poster

The Stormer is not amused with Harris.

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https://tinyurl.com/yxz6lt9t

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
theOtherDan
theOtherDan

how is it not blatantly obvious that elections (at least at the federal level) are a freaking joke?

Yahsure
Yahsure

Her being in charge is one scary thought. But thankfully she helps Trump.

EC 'splaining shit
EC 'splaining shit

This is classic Mexican politics where the outgoing PRI president would anoint his successor before the election. The practice was called ‘el dedo’ – the finger, supposedly because with one finger he selected the next president of the republic.

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