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Raise your cup by standing up…for whats right.
E: All of the above
People that don’t believe their BS.
I thought they hated themselves most.
The democrats are not the party of hate. That’s why he looks like he is struggling to answer the question.
Can you show me Dems who love Trump, guns, facts or differing opinions? Because they’re in the news every damm day for getting violent over those four items.
Trigger!! No sense of humor?
Doesn’t know you well enough to see the Sarc
I figured as much. A close friend(RIP) once described me as “an acquired taste”. That was 31 yrs ago.
Not any more. You make the same mistakes as before, then the teacher passes you after you’ve learned nothing other than history doesn’t matter.
I was failing my Lesbian 101 class but now I’ve got it licked.
What’s the best 3 yrs of a dindu’s life?
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6th grade.
I had thought third grade; I didn’t know Dindus ever made it to 6th grade . . .
3rd grade is the 3 toughest years for a dindu!
Most of history as we know it, is a lie . What we have been taught is a very light shade of truth.
They missed the first step: Empty-headed professors teach empty-headed students how shitty capitalism is and how communism can fix everything!
And the “Take all your shit and redistribute it” part.
You left out destroy the belief in God.
And make sure you have all the guns
And re-write history.
Go right to the source: Seize all assets of Soros, Gates, and the rest of their ilk.
Then try them in a military court on charges of high treason.
I’ve heard they are working on it.
barr has been working on it for years now.
Thanks for the downvotes !
It’s always nice to know that I am successfully pissing off the commies…
I doubt that most of them make more than $7.50 an hour so there will still be a shortfall. Mommy and Daddy’s assets are not theirs…
Cut off welfare to them.
You mean all the people I told to eat shit after they told me WTF, were actually saying Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?
Her Paypal should have been ashleighthefatfucksealion
Ghetto potamus would work as well
And all women are submissive. Check out the wore out knees.
White plastic forks, knives, and spoons put her into a frenzy.
“All white people are racist.” If they were’nt before, they will be.
This just shows to go ya that………………..These……………………….PEOPLE………………………………….HAVE…………………………………..NO…………………………………………………SHAME!!!!!!!!
Remember in the pics up front the sheeboon taking a dump on the subway car. Real ladylike, eh? Like I said………………….NO………………………..SHAME!!!
Whale lives matter.
Yea !! And so what? You don’t like it? At least I’m not shit ugly.
Up until yesterday I would not have known the significance of your OUT STANDING user name.
George Orwell was a freaking genius. That he is not required reading in high school is our doom. George Orwell Nineteen Eighty-Four in high school and Alexandr Solzhenitsyn in college.
Always in for the irony… cow doctor posts an Angus with a paypal account…
Should be Hillary’s cellmate @ GITMO.
This stuff just shows again that no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the average American.
Take note blue helmets.
At night aim a little low.
When in doubt aim low. Ricochets kill.
21st century colander.
Post-impressionist artwork?
UN peaceful targets wearing equipment by the (rigged) lowest bidder (who ignored whatever specifications were supposed to be followed anyway.)
A Kodak bear? I thought it was a Polaroid Bear! 😉
Hence Friday Fail
He was a knee-ler anyway. Pa dum tish
That would’ve been very clever if the sweater said vice versa (yes, I know that’s rather English teachery of me).
Hence Friday Fail and it’s your kinda shirt Bob.
In real life the Democrat would be pushing the boy under the surface and the little girl would be black.
and still be mad.
The dems would see the drowning kid and say “we need to fund more social lifeguards, while I’m over here instructing the protesters how to be peaceful.”
There are some hilarious videos on this theme. My favourite:
Now that’s F’ng funny
This was my favorite:
The irony, with california on fire, they had to move the “Burning Man” activities.
BLM = Burnt Leg Meat
Take off the NFL shirt dude, THEY HATE YOU!!!
I have that same red T-shirt!
Santa Claus is more believable than 90% of this covid horseshit.
Rudolph with ur covered up, how ya gonna find my house that night?
Then Piglet said, “Oh, d-d-dear, Pooh, d-don’t bumfuck Lebron.”
“Gonna get me some Pooh poo”
That’s Albert PUJOLS inside the suit…
I never really understood why this Chinaman would tell me, “Iw leev au ova da woord an nobodee lika neeger”. Just sayin’.
.357 mags are $1 per the places I watch. Everything has doubled, minimum.
Just wait to a couple of targets line up to get your money’s worth.
Best shoot ball if your going for doubles
When Federal EFMJ first came out, years ago, I fell in love with its obvious capabilities. If I liquidated my supply I would be a lot closer to wealthy between inflation and appreciation.
Ahhhh, Yes… Ammo is now worth it’s weight in gold and much easier to distribute…
Peter Weller was the James Bond type villain in the series, “The Last Ship” which ended last year or the year before on TNT. It was like a script for what is happening. Pandemic, traitors everywhere, and a single Arleigh Burke Class destroyer single handedly fighting for the survival of the US.
With the CNO and skipper going on all the raids.
Good show.
Hey, Verne, I got me a gender-fluid-but-feminine-of-center creep.
That’s nothn’, Wilbur. I got me a Demiboy/Demigirl, dependin’ on the day.
That’s why you can’t tag em, don’t know what sex they are ????
Do like with skunks and raccoons. Cut off the head and send it to the state lab.
El Rabido
Bill and Hillary were taking a Sunday drive and Hillary saw a skunk in the road.
Hillary told Bill to get out and get it before it got hit. He picked up the skunk, tossed it in the car, and drove off.
Not long after, a cop pulled up behind with his lights flashing…
Hillary panicked and asked: “What do we do with this skunk?”
Bill: “Put it under your skirt.”
Hillary: “What about the smell?”
Bill: “Hold its nose.”
No bagging required, just leave’em.
Scalps? Just to keep score
Ears, like old back in-country.
This Butthurt Report was what caused my butthurt (along with Lance last night). It triggered me so much that I have to hug a blankie for a day in my safe space. Shame on you, Cow Doc!
I serve the, you know, you know, the deep state thing. Hey, your hair smells real good, boy.
That fucker don’t work! Lunch bucket Joe, MY ASSS!!!
The lunch bucket is to hold all of the bribes & kickbacks
That’s what the specially equipped Hillary Van is for:
Joe should have one already. Doesn’t he?
I don’t think he gets out often enough to need one. Maybe he can borrow Hi LIAR y’s medical van for the next 8 weeks.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing.
– Joe Biden
Doesn’t this jokers phony indignation just make you want to hurl? Bbbbbllllaaaaaahhhhh.
“I don’t work for you!”- Joe Biden. I have a feeling this statement may have been more prophetic then he intended it to be.
It definitely is truer than just about everything he says (or tries to).
Now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.
– Joe Biden
Add another 150 million dead from gun violence and I am starting to think I should be in the Funeral Home business.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/02/25/fact-check-150m-americans-died-gun-violence-2007/
This is cruel! How is he supposed to snuggle up to little girls?
I’m sure he will still manage to stick his foot in his mouth.
Prediction: Joe Biden has a stroke before September is done.
Stop it! Ya big tease.
thx, woodie…
Trump is the one to have a stroke before the election; he has so much hate and anger in him – drives his blood pressure up.
He regularly takes 75, or so, strokes every week or two. It helps keep him in shape.
If you mean with a big stick; that could be arranged.
Only in 2020 and only in Colorado
At least there’s a place to go and warm up.
Colorado…if you don’t like the weather wait five minutes, it’ll change.
Wish I could say it about the politics too. Thanks Gov Pole-ass
And in early September – two days after Denver was 100F!
Yep shorts to snow boots within 12 hours.
We have an epithet for him too: flaming faggot.
Him? Or her, maybe. What the hell is that thing? Don’t touch it!
Might catch something, and it won’t be Covid-19 . . .
Why is it that these “Workers of the World Unite” people never work.
“Careful little Billy, you don’t want to get to close to this one, for the estrogen is strong in it and it might rub off on you”.
Whatever this is, it will fit into a woodchipper.
Feet first, of course….
Great idea! Bag the result and mulch around your rose bushes!
Every time I see one of “these”; I am saddened to realize I live on the same planet as such *******.
It’s Pat ?
They’re not alone.
Move that foot and make room for my half foot.
I am sorry to hear about your losing half of one of your feet. I hope it was not too traumatic. (he he he)
Picasso’s first attempt at nude photography.
Oh……My……God! More knots!!!
I walked up, put a quarter in the lower slot and looked thru the upper…all I saw was her knee cap.
Ok, me change, me like pole ass now.
The buttons never had a chance.
Those girls are bustin’ to get out!!
Instead of redheads this week, how about girls in red uniforms?
One for knit.
I tell you, with women like this, if Japan wants to shore up its declining population and they don’t mind half breeds, I’d volunteer to help increase the population (I wouldn’t tell them my wife had me neutered after our fourth child).
I’ll go to Japan and be a Social worker….helping unwed mothers get their start!
I like the way you think Mix ?
Girls, today’s lesson will be about submission. Ready……….class, cum to order.
Sex Doll
If there ever was a look of seduction! WOW!
The Canadian epithet for this is, “Perfect tits!”
It’s a trap! Ever get your winky caught in a zipper?
I don’t care…it looks sooo beautiful!
I’d lick that like a melting ice cream cone.
Show me again what you’ll do to me.
Profile reminds me of Kim Basinger. Sweet.
Our unabashed dictionary defines her as “suggestive.”
Funny – my dictionary shows that as “focused intent”
Pessimistic zipper.
I’m sure by now you all know that…………..I…………..LOVE…………COWGIRLS!!!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ6aaMHSXWrq5pNSSKFjFKtPeTvJpiMESltAA&usqp=CAU
The Farmer’s daughter?
Mademoiselle, may I take all day to lick your legs?
I know a way to make her more pidgeon-toed.
When that hour-glass runs out the fun part is flipping her over.
Yes, those girls are amazing!
The comments are as good as the fails above. Thanks!!
TGIF and UR welcome
Still room for Red Heads Mix
If I’d known the Spiderman mask concealed a pair of huge tits I’d have read all the comic books.
Damn near looks like a mannequin.
I think it looks more like your blow up doll.
The answer is, there is no answer
HILARIOUS !!!