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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:18 pm

Where do I get one of these fence ornaments?

Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 13, 2020 10:56 pm

And put your right foot down and spread it about….

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:32 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 7:22 pm

Maga magnum luscious

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 12, 2020 9:19 am

MAGA – Make All Girls Awesome!

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:34 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:14 pm

Always wondered why it was called a blow pop!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  1969Bird
September 11, 2020 7:07 pm

Because of what comes in the middle.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:17 pm

I’m curious. How many children fall down sewers wherever this is?

Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  Bob P
September 11, 2020 8:17 pm

Do you think they all float down there?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2020 7:15 pm

Hmmm, I guess that would make Juan in hole.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Anonymous
September 11, 2020 7:30 pm

Moped golfing

Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:50 pm

He shoots!!!…He scores!!!….

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
September 11, 2020 10:17 pm

Isn’t there a law about the “improper disposal” of a body?

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:39 pm

Love the videos of this kid, and the audio that go with em.
She’s a little pistol.

Congrats.
If some anti 2A Lib trolls are hanging out, and they see this,
they’re gonna blow a gasket.

Pogram
Pogram
  nkit
September 12, 2020 12:24 am

Just went and subscribed to her. Amazing kid, even better dad.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:14 pm

There must be a God; she can’t be by chance.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:12 pm

The agony of de back.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:52 pm

Wide Wide world of sports…the agony of defeat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2020 1:39 pm

I hear James Gowdy in my head.

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
September 13, 2020 11:08 pm

Curt

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:13 pm

It’s okay; they’re black and poor.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2020 1:54 pm

Amazon like their drones. comment image

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:50 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:01 pm

Now that’s F’ng funny I don’t care who you are!

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:51 pm

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Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:19 pm

Now I’m hungry for doughnuts.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mike Brown
September 13, 2020 2:02 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:25 pm

Dunkin’ Donuts…I’ll just stop now before I dig a hole any deeper.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 4:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:42 pm

Dan Rather: You really want me to read this? This is a stunningly ludicrous story. You think people are that stupid?
CIA: Yup.
Dan Rather: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Our lead story: After a whole 45 minutes of investigation, authorities tell us a bunch of evil Arabs armed with box cutters defeated the entire US Security State to carry out the caper of the century!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
September 11, 2020 8:05 pm

Oh, and they found one of the hijackers passports in the rubble, completely undamaged, on the street where the towers fell.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
September 11, 2020 8:22 pm

within their own footprint

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2020 2:09 pm

Towers 1&2, “never forget”, tower 7, “forget”.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:04 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 8:05 pm

THAT is a “come hither look” in case you were wondering.

E=mC2
E=mC2
  MrLiberty
September 11, 2020 10:50 pm

That’s a dude.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  E=mC2
September 13, 2020 2:13 pm

Sorry equation, but if that’s a dude, it deserves a good spanking.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:04 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:05 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:05 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
September 13, 2020 2:18 pm

The photographer lost his focus on this one.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:06 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:06 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:07 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
September 12, 2020 11:40 am

CD- You probably see most of you patients from this POV.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Muscledawg
September 12, 2020 8:58 pm

Yep…but they don’t look like that ????????

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:07 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:34 pm

Hold still, darling, while I remove each sprinkle with my tongue.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 7:22 pm

M R sugar tits

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 10:23 pm

Would love to find one with sprinkles and a cherry on top.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:08 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:08 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:08 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:09 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:09 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:09 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 8:07 pm

Be careful of those buckles.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:10 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:10 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:10 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:11 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 5:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 11, 2020 6:07 pm

Once lived in a semi-rural area in CA where one large animal was allowed on the property. A guy used to drive through the neighborhood in a panel truck with a large bathtub full of blood and a pig in it painted on the side. The company was “Custom John’s Meat Slaughtering.” Definitely NOT like having the ice cream truck driving down the street.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  MrLiberty
September 11, 2020 7:27 pm

I’m assuming it didn’t play happy music and bells? Abbatoir is just a part of life but that sounds a little creepy

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 8:08 pm

The smiling pig in the bathtub full of blood was indeed a creepy sight. No, no bells.

~L
~L
September 11, 2020 8:02 pm

Here’s something different.

Synth instrumental by Ray Lynch

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  ~L
September 11, 2020 8:08 pm

Great album.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 11, 2020 8:16 pm

More from the past.
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nkit
nkit
September 12, 2020 12:25 am
nkit
nkit
September 12, 2020 12:28 am

TGIF

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 12, 2020 8:55 am

Amen,
Whiskey and a good cigar ?

nkit
nkit
September 12, 2020 12:32 am

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ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
September 12, 2020 1:28 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  ZombieDawg
September 12, 2020 7:21 am

THE end.

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