The story from Aurora, Colorado goes like this: A man jumps out of his vehicle after dropping a lit cigarette down his jacket. He then stumbled while leaving the van – which was still running without its brakes on. In the process, he got caught under one of his own wheels. Doctors say the man is in critical condition but will likely survive.
Amou Haji is an 80 year old man who has chosen to live a solitary, nomadic life in Southern Iran. He hasn’t bathed in 60 years and smokes a pipe filled with animal feces. Haji believes “cleanliness brings him sickness,” according to the Tehran Times.
Though his chosen lifestyle may seem a little off, including eating his favorite meal of dead, rotten porcupine, Haji may be happier than many who live that of a more conventional lifestyle. He says the lacking of material possession actually makes him happy.
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KNEE HIGH next week?
That is an industrial strength wedgie.
That deserves a double tap with a follow up to the head for good measure.
I’d have shot that nigger
Remember, carnivores got to eat too. No burials needed.
Sheerly buttiful.
I didn’t get enough Oktoberfest.
Ja
Damn Mr. L, nice. Thanks for the input.
Thanks, Liberty, I love those dresses.
From the movie, “Catch-22”, starring Alan Arkin as Yossarian.
BOOOM!
Its dove season in Texas
If they explode, then it likely was a government drone…..get the hell out!
4 man limit in an hour and a half SE Colorado 9/1/20 none exploded
No dogs?
FYI
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I can live with the navel piercing but those fucking tats, no…..NO NO NO!!!!!
When I was young I only had 2 stipulations : They had to be alive and they had to be clean. Now I have to add : Had to be born and still be female (no switch’n boats in mid stream).
liberalism is like permenent…….
nkit, that’s just naughty ?
Yes, I will atone for my sin, perhaps next week….perhaps not…
War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
Benjamin Franklin
Apparently from another nightmare:
didn’t know McCain flew copters too
The pilot was put on temporary leave…
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The ultimate fail..I guess they don’t believe their own shit any more…
Don’t get in to town much, but today while I was out I saw a number of Trump signs out in the open. The signs for Biden…well, they must be a hiden.
You have to look in the basements to find the Biden signs.
Umm–Canada IS in North America.
Can only wish and pray.
Til’ next week, later.
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