Sad: Antifa Rioter Excitedly Runs Out To Burn Down Neighborhood Only To Realize He Already Burned It Down In The Last Riot

Via The Babylon Bee

KENOSHA, WI—Tragic! This Antifa rioter was excited to go on a road trip and burn down a black neighborhood, only to discover he’d already burned it down in the last round of rioting.

After learning Trump was appointing a strong, brave, independent woman to the Supreme Court, he got really upset and decided it was time to show the right he meant business by going out and burning things down. Sadly, there was nothing left to burn down.

“Aw, man!” he said, kicking a piece of debris. “I really wish I hadn’t used up all my rioting in the last round of riots. I really wanted to show the right how serious I was with a sequel to the riots. We would just do double riots, or riot harder, or something. But now there’s nothing left to burn!”

His whole day ruined, the young man called his mom to come pick him up.

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Anonymous
September 26, 2020 10:49 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Poor dumb bastard.

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glock 1911 M1A .308
September 27, 2020 10:10 am

We poke fun at a crowd we see as ill willed, misinformed asshats. Many of these, born (programmed) in the education system are trained and being trained in anarchist’s training centers all across the US. This is no bull. Many of them ARE wannabes, but many more are communist operatives, devoted to the cause, well funded and motivated with the same blind, radical and violent energy as any alCIAda muslim. They want the destruction of America and they are willing to die for their cause. Forewarned is forearmed.