The Covid 19 Test

Submitted by Austrian Peter

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10 Comments
Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
September 27, 2020 7:53 am

Oh classic – many thanks Admin for that wonderful advice and I am testing myself qiute alott noow so gooood li=uck mate!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
September 27, 2020 8:43 am

I tried his advice and self-administered the test over the course of the evening, and after about the 41st test I realized I must be coming down with “The Rona” because I was beginning to lose my sense of smell, and by the 46th test I had lost my sense of taste and knew I was infected. I will self-quarantine for the next 14 days so I don’t infect anyone else. After all, I don’t want people to die!! The only problem with my decision is the funding required so I can test myself daily . I’m thinking of setting up a go fund me page so I can keep people safe by staying at home with constant testing. If my act of self-sacrifice only goes on to save just one life, It will have been worth the effort.

James
James
September 27, 2020 8:46 am

Hmmm….,finally some common sense approaches to dealing with the virus.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
September 27, 2020 10:03 am

I was totally against testing for the WuFlu but thanks to Peter, I will begin a vigorous testing regime.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
September 27, 2020 10:33 am

That’s so weird, my wife and I spent the evening last night testing ourselves too!

We’re good.

yahsure
yahsure
September 27, 2020 10:47 am

Finally, some common sense on testing.

Henry Ford
Henry Ford
September 27, 2020 11:07 am

Since alcohol is known to kill the virus, this is a test and cure all in one. Outstanding.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
September 27, 2020 11:21 am

Whew. Auntie is certainly relieved.

There was a rumour circulating around these parts that not only was a new rectal test – finger wave and samples – being instituted butt also the vaccine would be in suppository format.

It seem that, after all, the Lumpen have been fucked in the ass, no lube, now for seven months and have been prepped to receive the next “CoVid-19(84) healthcare protocols from the Assholes-In-Charge up the Hershey HIghway for good measure.

musket
musket
September 27, 2020 11:22 am

I knew that there were real Britons over there somewhere…….