Here’s a little story about municipal government at its finest:
A 6-foot-tall fork appeared at an intersection in Carlsbad, CA, on Tuesday. A city crew removed it Wednesday — apparently the sculpture is a code violation they can’t take a joke.
Then a resident erected a sign in its place that said “Why the fork not?” The city removed the sign, as well.
Locals, naturally, were pissed — so they began taping real forks to a nearby sign in protest.
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OK. We’re getting closer. Fishing, but still no fish.
It must be cold in that room.
No. I just got done milking her.
…turn around…look at me….your a …you know, the thing…
…and for an extra $12,483 you can have this option.
Once had a truck that would do the same thing automatically. Just make a sharp turn to the right and hold on to the steering wheel. The first time I found out about it, I was suddenly standing on the running board.
Yup, I’d drink her bath water.
Just don’t fart before I get this last shot.
Then it’d be a bubble bath
I’ve got a nice soft cottonmouth to dry you off with, eh?
East German?
Nope. Way too feminine and pretty.
Jersey says Sweden.
Michaela Meijer (born 30 July 1993) is a Swedish athlete who specialises in the pole vault.[2] She competed at the 2015 World Championships in Beijing, reaching the final. In 2016, Meijer competed at the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, but was eliminated in the qualification round, finishing 17th with 4.45 meters. In addition she won silver medals at the 2009 World Youth Championships and the 2015 European U23 Championships, both times finishing behind her compatriot, Angelica Bengtsson. Her personal bests in the event are 4.83 metres outdoors (Norrköping, 2020), which is also the Swedish record and 4.75 metres indoors (Bærum 2019).
I’m sorry for my question.
Sorry for what, she’s good with stiff poles.
A dessert scorpion. get to close to that ass, and……………..it…………..will………….sting……………you!!!!
A dessert scorpion? Sounds yummy! What flavour?
Tat free pic. Nice
Running from Sasquatch…thanks for being bra less
The sequel, “shaky jello”.
Darwin finalist
Almost the grand prize winner.
The Canadian ass is the best!
You talking True doe?
Theyv’e all been disarmed,BUTT ONE.
Like I’ve said, hot chics with guns = super sexy!!
Nice formation.
Amen!
Rodger that!
I ain’t get’n any younger, lets get this over with.
Pay attention during the next 10 days. I just heard the DJT is at Walter Reed due to covid (??) He may be in hiding(?) or protection(?). We’ll see soon enough.
Don’t forget about his statement not so long ago that “I have a lot of very rich and very powerful enemies who want me dead, and therefore you won’t be seeing as much of me for a while.” I suspect that POTUS does NOT have the ‘rona, but is about to be seen less of for some other reason.
Is there video of that?
Check this out Glock.
https://youtu.be/DbVUxB1G5TU
The primary reason “they” have always had for eliminating President Trump is the fact that he has disrupted the globalist takeover. This had given them a setback which they will have trouble overcoming. Most of the American people have woken up and America is the key to all their plans.
At the debate, he mentioned having video.
Very enjoyable. Thanks for all the contributions. Be safe out there.
I don’t know who would have voted this down. The only reason I could possibly conceive is if they were all in jail, we would have a lot fewer potential targets.
Another fantastic Friday Fail. Though the world devolves into a shit show around us we persevere and take a brief respite with this weekly rite. Mr. Liberty and Muscledawg, I will not feel remiss as I disappear several times over the next few months on Friday to attempt at putting meat in the freezer. You two are impressive contributors. Of course there is The Master, nkit, he is the consummate professional but I will feel better that he is not left to handle this task solo. Everyone say a prayer of healing for POTUS and the First Lady, may they recover quickly. In all seriousness the time is upon us that history will always bookmark the days ahead as what becomes of the American Republic. Friends make and complete your preps, keep your powder dry and always watch your six. Our time as Patriots is here and let fate accurately guide us upon our chosen paths. May individual choice and freedom reign and May we retrieve and preserve what the Founders gave us.
Amen
Thanks, Doc for your contributions to FF and for the very astute words. Times are getting very interesting and the next 4 1/2 weeks will be memorable, IMHO. Good luck on the hunts.
Wow! Thanks guys for the kudos. I enjoy being part of the FF extended family. I plan on more future contributions since I plan on living forever, which so far has been working out for me. That way I will have lived thru all 8 yrs of the hottest, most classy, and eloquent 1st Lady our country has ever had!
CD, good luck on your hunts.
Super elastic bubble plastic…Mr. Liberty is a naughty boy as well ?
I like eating pretzels.
Dear Santa…
All those yoga classes, and now she finally licked it.
I’ll be hitting the sack shortly, so i will leave you all this last jewel to see what sweet dreams are made of. Thanks to all for playing this week. I dedicate this vid to nkit for bringing Alexis into the mix last week. thanks nkit. Just wait til next week.
Thanks M-Dawg….she is beautiful
Friday fail has devolded into America’s funniest home videos (cruelty) and T&A. Powerline’s This Week in Pictures is way more relevant and funnier. Just sayin’. big fail.
Sounds like this isn’t the place for you then partner. I go to TWIP religiously too but I come here for the comments and the variety of other posts and if I don’t like one I scroll past it. If the theme here ever becomes harelipped midget amputees, I will simply go elsewhere.
Piss off Pussy
I see you deleted my post about how FF has devolved into cruel American funniest home videos and T&A. I will broadcast this. Let’s see what the Whatfinger.com folks think about this.
Cool it Francis.
Alright Anon and Man of the west. Inability to listen to constructive criticism is a Liberal Progressive trait that I abhor. So be constructive and tell me what you’d like to see. I can’t speak for anyone but myself but I’m willing to listen as long as your willing to provide real and constructive ideas and complaints. In my mind the female body is the greatest piece of beauty God has ever produced. I feel tasteful and artfully done pictures of such are just that, art, and I’ll continue to post as such. I know we have female readers and contributors and a couple of them made their thoughts and opinions known this week and I plan, going forward, to take those comments under advisement when selecting items for future posting. Finding humor in failure is also a pretty common human trait because if you can’t laugh then all that’s left to do is cry. I agree I don’t want to see real train wrecks where people are seriously maimed or killed. However, if someone is a Dumbass and it is caught on camera this is what this particular weekly post is all about. Lastly, this is a weekly outlet for many of us, sometimes we throw a political meme in because it’s our way of being heard. Let it be what it is an outlet, a pressure relief valve.
Constructive comments welcome.
Well, this anon thinks this is a hoot, a real kick in the head. I posted numerous times on today’s and other FF anonymously but will try to make sure that I leave the moniker: Gomer , so as to keep things straight. “Constructive comments”, keep up the good work and can’t wait til next FF. P.S. Thanks for clearing up the “Cool it Francis.”/ “Lighten up Francis” thing. Missed it by that much. Happy Trails!
See you next week Private Pyle ?
Bye Felicia
Fuck it….900!
We won Lord Stanley’s Cup.. If you don’t like it then KMA.. A special thanks goes out to RiNS for giving us Mickhail Sergachev…You big dummy Habby niggers…
Did anyone understand that? Besides the ‘nigger’ comment which seems to make no sense whatsoever either…….
I feel sorry for the little baseball player with the baseball slamming into his crotch. Hope he was wearing a cup.