Here’s a little story about municipal government at its finest:
A 6-foot-tall fork appeared at an intersection in Carlsbad, CA, on Tuesday. A city crew removed it Wednesday — apparently the sculpture is a code violation they can’t take a joke.
Then a resident erected a sign in its place that said “Why the fork not?” The city removed the sign, as well.
Locals, naturally, were pissed — so they began taping real forks to a nearby sign in protest.
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I imagine those shitty blue masks everyone’s wearing would be about as effective against this water balloon as they are against corona virus .
Throwing a punch
WOW!, and then it hit me. Thanks Bob.
Ha ha, suckers! I got one o those at home!!!!
atta boy!
Noddy, noddy, shaky girl…
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She needs milked before she explodes or gets a bad case of mastitis. ????
Haven’t you noticed how FF has devovled? really? Sure, I like pretty girls, still?
Of course I’ve noticed……….so.
I tried doing that once. ended up knocking out 2 teeth, broke my nose, and got a black eye. After that I didn’t feel like trying the hula hoop.
I think you’re playing the piano all wrong.
Harmonica lessons aren’t that expensive!
“So Betty, what other skills would you bring to our office environment?
Tryouts for Cuties? Look at the audience, guess how old?
Damn you’re right…tunnel vision boys.
Twerking lessons.
I hate twerking as much as I hate rap.
“it doesn’t matter what you say, I’ll still laugh at your jokes anyway.”
Well, Miss. You have no degree and no qualifications, and you wore jeans to the interview.
You’re hired.
But we do have a dress code. What you’re wearing is perfect.
Wonder if she can do that without smiling
Can you watch it without smiling? That is the better question.
I’ve been a naughty boy, officer. Punish me!
I take she’s the “Bad” Cop
I sure hope so.
Uhhh… Tranny!
Must have a canker sore
“Up here, Bob, my eyes are up here.”
“So what? I’m sure they can’t compare to your tits.”
Why are your tit looking at Bob’s eyes?
Hey! I already made my choice!
“and then I’ll squeeze you just like this.”
Sassy!
Thar she blows
Or was that Bob P?
It might seem fitting that I start out with a tribute to a smokin’ hot young lady that nkit offered us a glimpse of last week. I’m presenting a personal tribute to Alexis Ren for all to appreciate as I do. ❤ Enjoy! ?
Pics will come out intermittently.
“That’s not a briefcase…………Now THAT’S a briefcase.”
Now I just need a way into Goldman-Sachs.
Actually, then you would want belt-fed, and a slightly larger briefcase.
Ohhh belt fed ???
Wouldn’t you just love to see this guy walking through a Portland riot one night?
You don’t need a $5000 MP-5 hiding in a briefcase. Any autoloading
action for a few hundred bucks would work just as well.
Electrifying!
Shocking!
If I’d had a wood burning kit like that when I was a kid, we would’ve been homeless!
My kids would find a way to get a sandwich stuck in there.
Hahahahaha!
We found a sandwich in the VCR slot once.
Japanese toaster oven.
Capstan table. Coolest piece of furniture I’ve ever seen.
A walking table; just what I never wanted.
For the same effort or less, he could have invented the far nicer table above.
This is what caster wheels were invented for. So your table doesn’t have to walk to a different place.
Just what I always wanted.
Those are so cool to see up close. I had 13 trees moved this way.
They were my trees, asshole!
Geez Bob. Did you move in next to me? My fucking hillfolk neighbors are always trying to claim stuff on my property as theirs.
Did they all survive? And was there another machine at the other end to dig the properly-sized hole?
They first dig out an empty hole with it to put the tree into. Then they move the tree creating a hole for the dirt from the next hole that is dug to receive the next tree and so on. Pretty cool, eh? and yes they did all survive, they were about 7-8 years old ,2-3 inch, that I had planted and then needed to move for my shop.
My brain didn’t see using it to dig the hole before you use it to dig up the one being moved. Slow start today.
that’s ok, been there…done that!
Actually 2-3 inch isn’t a bad size to move, especially if in winter or while dormant. Still plenty of root to sustain that size.
did mine in the late spring. didn’t hurt them..look what cities do…they move them in nice weather too.
Cities STEAL the money to pay for the trees, including the ones that die. What do they care?
Very commonly used in pecan orchards to move younger trees.
I’ve done worse to toilets.
Taco Bell is a bitch.
Taco belles
Two babes shoot’n the shit.
What are you two so excited about?
Wouldn’t you be excited if you looked like those?
All this bouncing is making me D sick.
Did you mean C-sick?
I’m not sure, my wife is only an “A”.
I know everyone wants one of these for the Halloween porch decoration:
Back when Nancy Pelosi wasn’t quite so gross.
Eureka! As she ran thru the streets naked.
So where is Nikit? This feels and looks like adolescent boys gone wild….then again, I repeat myself….
I’m way past adolescent.
It may have stopped short of the climax for you but not for me.
Lots of women out there trying to making sexy videos of themselves. Is this the “Me” generation?
Yep
I remember those days. Fondly.
If you can remember them, you weren’t doing it right. Personally I don’t remember much of the 80s. But I still get a smile when I think about them.
That was cool. I tried thinking about the lady above lifting her shirt above her tits, but it didn’t work.
Shit.
I picked the wrong night to try peyote again. Wow. What IS that?
Just look up optical illusion gifs.
That cat is so stupid, it can’t figure out what this is, and neither can I.
She winked at me so I thought, “You still got it, boy!” Then she shot me, so I guess I was wrong.
Being shaky jello weekend and all…
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Now that’s some serious recoil jiggle!!! OH YEAH!!
Where’s Cow Doc, anyway? He wasn’t here last week either. nkit’s MIA as well. Glad Mr. Liberty and Muscledawg are here, otherwise I’d be wasting my time when I have so much nothing to do elsewhere.
Just trying to help as best as I can. Thanks.
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Bob ya sound like you actually miss me. Feel the love ???
This is cross country not the dive team son
The 2020 overpass
The next must have: Convertible SUV
Sounds like the old K-5 Blazer:
The old Toyota 4-runner was the same (1980s models):
Stop it already, K-5’s, oooh lala.
Or the original Broncos
And Ramchagers, hubba, hubba
Next year I’m back in one, again!
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wasnt even close
Sun roof installed cheap!
and that fucking cat even landed on its feet!!
Acting like everything was normal
Cats are spawns of the devil and have been given certain unearthly gifts.
They just suck!
I was wondering how long it would be b4 you showed up Joe. With all these cat pics today.
That’s F’ng funny…would have loved to see him lay it down in the little pond
Whichever one of those lesbians plays the role of the male should be ashamed.
Libtards!!!!
Where’s a man when you need one?
The best part is watching the guy controlling it.
I plan to vote for Joe . . .
Soccer or gymnastics?
I love to see dogs get all excited over some of the simpler pleasures in life.
Reminds me of my niece’s Frenchy…Ozzie the Wildman