Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: “The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky.”
Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.
The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders “balloon” by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.
Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.
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Let the fun and games begin
Fun and games are strictly prohibited during this dangerous pandemic! Do you want people to die? What kind of monster are you? You’d think different if your grandmother died, wouldn’t you? Please get your priorities straight, TN Patriot.
(Oops; forgot to sign in; Bob P)
Bob – I am alone in my house, sitting in front of my computer and wearing my face diaper. I have no life and look forward to FF with the funny fails, round asses and large boobs. What more do you want? Now where are NKIT, Dawg and Doc with the above mentioned pictures?
Sitting alone with a face mask is a good start, but only a start. I want you to panic; I want you to know that if you go out and have fun you’ll definitely kill people and probably die yourself. I want you to obey the restrictions put on us by our loving governments and to cheer the coming vaccine. I want you to revere the word of Fauci and Gates. I want you to understand that normality will never return and that’s great because the New World Order will be much superior. So get a start on this other stuff today; maybe begin with a good cry.
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Hey!!! My grandmother did die!!! Well, it was 1973, BUT SHE DID DIE!!!!!
TN – I’m here.
No fanfare this time. Just more smut, only a little milder. Enjoy this homage to this stunning beauty, Stella Maxwell!
more to cum.
Your grandmother was hot!
Hardly a beauty, very unattractive and most likely an MTF.
Her: “I bet he’s thinking about that bitch in the restaurant with the big tits.”
Him: “Damn, those tits were huge.”
The Antifa/BLM agent provocateur who is part of the murder of a Patriot last Saturday started a go fund me page for himself…I’ll donate some lead
I know a place where he’ll be safe from any harm whatsoever (in the forest behind my house), but I’ll need more than a hundred-eighty-five bucks to buy a gun and shovel. So please donate!
I was kind of hoping I might be able to help out; but all I have to offer is a tree with a limb twelve feet off the ground and about four feet of rope. Even I can cpher that to come up a couple of feet short. Come to think of it, it might make for a good swing.
Just moved to SC from New England. I love the South. Just misplaced geographically and love you guys sarcasm. Keep it up! Now I cant vote too late to register I am pissed! First time my vote would count in my entire life!
Not to worry, Bird. Your vote for Biden will be counted in your former precinct.
You didn’t think of that before you moved? Great planning…
Would not donating to this be “aiding and abetting” a criminal and therefore be a crime itself?
Maybe it might depend upon just what you were “aiding and abetting” them to do. I would just be helping some of these folks to become “swingers”. Oh, not the sexual kind but in the more realistic physical sense.
I think the mayor’s face would frighten off any potential ruffian.
IDK why, but every time I see her pix, I am reminded of that film Beetlejuice.
Careful.. if you say that two more times she’ll show up in your living room, change the TV channel to CNN, call you a Karen, light your sofa on fire, and molest your wife!
You should see her wife. Seriously google “her”
Asian Carp.
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How long was she dead before she was exhumed?
+1000
groot
I thought she got her hair done.
You should have seen it before!
I like her better dressed as that bottle of sanitizer, but I am bent that way
But, but Barr assured us Epstein did kill himself. Just because he’s let the entire Russiagate crew get away with treason is no reason to think he’s lying about Epstein. Barr’s on our side; Q says so.
I had high hopes for Barr but I guess he has been around D C for too long. Either that or someone spoke to him about his family.
That Manhattan detention center has been open since 1973.
There has been exactly one “suicide” there in all that time.
I knew from the beginning Barr wouldn’t do anything, just as Trump hasn’t- though I expected him too. They are all deep state and liars.
The same Q that has been making predictions for the past 3 years, none of which came true???
I’ll take, um, four chocolate glazed, two sour creams, two jelly, three sugar-cinnamon, and a pug to go, please.
I hope the owner didn’t actually let the dog eat the chocolate donuts. Chocolate can make dogs very sick. After reading this, if the owner needs to dispose of the chocolate donuts, my number is 555-555-5555.
Dog.exe has crashed.
If you look close you can also see pepper and tweezers in the drawer.
Without a magnifying glass that proves nothing! 😉
“One Swedish penis pump…”
“It’s not mine..”
“One Swedish penis pump receipt signed, ‘Hunter Biden……”
Awww, come on, man! Who didn’t have one of those growing up?
AMEN!!!!!
Now the fact that the odors are coming from the farmer, and the outdoor sex is he and his wife in the field, and not the animals, is not the point.
Most farmers I’ve known get up too early and are too tired at the end of the day until November, and then it’s too cold for outdoor naked romps.
Having been raised on a farm, I must tell you not to believe everything you might hear about it ever being “too cold” for doing anything outdoors if given the chance. This is the life that made Americans tough as nails.
Like the people who buy a house by an airport and immediately complain about the noise.
Ya can’t fix stupid.
Or developers who build next to a gun club with a bunch of ranges…
True. True. They’ll always make you smile and always make you cuss.
Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after a really long deployment.
Peaceful protests have ended the moment a crime begins.
The first crime, like, breaking curfew, breaking quarantine, blocking street?
Because of their “inaction” the administration of every city which put up with these actions should be voted out. There is no excuse for mayors and police officers to not protect the citizens of their cities.
And, barr could have stopped the looting, arson and destruction at that point in time had he arrested those funding the rioting thugs…
Food Porn
I don’t know wtf it’s called……..but the bacon looks delicious.
Neither do I but I’d try one
I take it the jalapenos are to help blow all that fat through your system.
The fat is there to make the heat go through faster.
It’ll still burn at both ends
Enjoyably going in, but not so much coming out.
My lunch is served. I’d share, but I’m an asshole.
I thought I was the asshole?? Now I’m confused.? Can I still have some??
Let’s see; how to put this? Fuck off.
Va va va voom
Dear Lord, you’re giving me a woodie!
Over the bacon or the woman?
The bacon man!
It’s a little undercooked for my tastes. BUT…Bacon is always good when it isn’t raw.
Bacon nuggets!! Can be eaten while driving!!!
Muscledawg
Oh, I love the heart attack special!
My wife: That actually looks good. Me: You think?!!!!
Just looking at that caused all my arteries to slam shut!!!…But I want two to go, please…
Bob P’s favorite place
I’ve been there. It’s just north of Anus, which is why you have to be careful.
Life rule #69: If her pussy tastes like shit, you’ve got her upside down.
Where’s the “open at 5”
But fat, sick fossils will likely die laughing, so let it fly!
If you are under 70 and in decent health, it’s 99,99% (.01% cfr)
For Winnie the Mormon
Stop feeling bad for yourself there are people who have figuratively never left Africa.
There are people who mentally have never left the plantation….just the way the Democrats like it.
Tip for hungry families: rub it with your hand and suck it a bit, and it gets twice as big!
Dinner’s coming!
Not if you John Podesta…..
WAY to old.
Plant-based links has a mighty strange consistency
I could actually tell you a story about how that happens but it would scare you and it’s not Halloween yet so never mind.
I’ll be waiting for the next 15 days to hear your story. It won’t scare me, you know why, I was an EMT.
One is happy, the other sad, like the Comedy/Tragedy faces.
They both look happy….just for different reasons I suspect.
Perhaps some research in to this phenomena can reveal, at last, how geckos do that with their eyes.
Those tits belong to…….
That ain’t right.
Janus boobs.
Lightfoot Ladder Company.
Is that Rosie O. ??
Great philosophical point, Doc.
I respectfully beg to differ. There is one thing much more criminal and that is to surrender. Remember the outcome of Viet Nam. I am not saying we were entirely right to go in; but when your in it , you should do what it takes to win it.
True, but thus we failed to win thus we lost.
They are actually one of the reasons I don’t watch TV.
Their anchorman is an Antifa supporter.
Kyle Clark
aka here in Denver as “Sportcoat Boy” he’s a real Daisy.
He’s a fucking Pajamaboy.
!!!Thanks for the info?
Is it possible the “security guard” Knew the Anchorman??
Denver? Why the hell would I go to Denver for anything?
The pristine beaches.
Anymore, nothing. Sit for hours on the hiway to get to the mountains in the weekend.
I have given “Papa” as my group name and actually heard “Papaparty of four.”
The back window of Winnies Mini Van
We might wish that Epstein ended up in hell, but now that I think of it, living in Utah with four wives is worse.
Bigamy is having one wife too many.
So is monogamy.
BOOM!
His second wife must be a real bitch.
That’s good!
Now we know where Bob hangs out
Hard pass.
I’ll gladly pay $19 if she comes with a load of tile and a grout float…
And they deliver to your door; I think marriage is history.
Not too bad a deal, I could use the help to load the truck.
But there are most definitely wrong turns.
But the road to failure is paved with shortcuts, and that’s the road we take here on FF.
Democrat
I wonder if this pic was hanging on the wall at the next month’s safety meeting?
Around 1965 a similar thing happened in my little town. After hours of tow trucks not being able to pull it out from under the bridge, a 10 year old kid watching yells to them “let the air out of the tires”.
True story.
This is why Ryder stopped renting to common folks for moving.
So then all the big tow trucks got flat tires, and the little bridge truck felt better because he knew he had new friends.
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Love it, thanks Rins!
This happens too frequently at our 17th St. train overpass….lol…
I swear I didn’t see the sign, but I met one of those last month in Missouri.
I smacked one in May. $5K in damage to my PU. Thank God for comp coverage.
Killed one in Elizibathton Tennessee at night and still had to drive to Florida with headlights pointing in the sky like a train.
I saw one of these deer, while driving up highway 61 along the north shore of Lake Superior, sitting on a guard rail with a handgun. He looked quite depressed. I just kept driving on……………
Mi. U.P. is always replacing deer crossing signs, somehow they always manage to grow dicks.
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Podesta considers this a delicacy.
Future Friday Fail contributor.
He gets the “YDGB” for today…( Ya Dun Gud, Bubba!!! )
the answers were all correct, it was the questions that were wrong.
Some kind of bird dog, I think.
“No, I won’t tell you how I got these scratches, but I will tell you how many squirrels fit in a pillow case…….”
“Nine.”
I’ve seen these once before….very rare breed indeed.
Serinus canaria lupus familiaris.
For all you zoological ignoramus’ out there…..
Tweetydawg.
Not a fail but great thought.
Amen, and Amen.
…and please show your work in the margin.
Sounds like a Biden campaign speech.
Obviously the answer is one of its legs is both the same.
Climate change
Biden asked that last night –
Three, if you slice them thin enough.
It’s not pancake mix, it’s Hunter’s cocaine.
Sounds like a question the MSM would ask Trump.
But, no matter how he answers he’ll still be called a LIAR!
Always remember, when you stop moving and bog down, punch the excelerator until you are fully buried.
I saw a tank do that in about a minute in Vietnam.
Dang! How heavy is that one headlight?
We got 19 inches of rain during Tropical Storm Fe and that happened to my tractor.
But don’t send them to the government day prisons and encourage them to question everything. That will either get them suspended or put on Ritalin.
Why?
That “unicorn” tee shirt is a “must have” for all NWO-Beast System aficionados; it will be a free give-away after one receives their mandatory “vaccination”; and Auntie read somewhere that it will be made a compulsory uniform item for CoVid-19(84), FEMA, and LBGTQ+ Reeducation camping venues.
Can you just imagine the fun, comrades?
Don’t forget to meet up at the southwest corner of the FEMA camp every Friday at 2:00 pm for FF.
FUCK YOU!!! Now I feel old, and I have jingles stuck in my head. 🙂
You’re welcome ?
“They’re GREAT!!!”
“You’ve come a long way baby”
I’d rather fight than switch
I am a lonely pimple, as lonely as can be. Don’t cry pimple I’ll keep you company. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah , nah , nah..
Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
Good to the last drop.
Calgon take me away.
“Is it live, or is it Memorex?”
He’s a strong man.
Aye, a might TOO strong!
His master’s voice.
I don’t nag! Your mother nags!!!
Where’s the Beef?
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Why do I suddenly recall the episode of the Simpsons where one of them asks at the dinner table about only knowing the words to commercial jingles…
. . . “I feel like chicken tonight…”
“Don’t hate me because I am beautiful”
“I’m Rula Lenska.”
aye aye aye aye, I am a Frito ………
LSMFT………Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco
Loose Straps Means Floppy Tits… About 1964…I was 13.
Loose strap means floppy tit…
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.” And, “Hey, how would you like a Hawaiian Punch?”
“Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything..”
Actually, that ad is often misquoted. He won’t eat it, he hates everything…he likes it!! Hey Mikey!!
“Big bubbles, no troubles”
“I’m a Pepper”
You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with….see the USA in your ….Progress is our most important product….use Ajax the foaming cleanser to wash your cares away… Papst Blue Ribbon Beer and Blue Plate Mayonnaise…Daisy the Cow… 20 Mule Team Borax…Carters Little Liver Pills….Iron Tonic…99 and 44 100% pure soap…
99 44/100% pure soap and their most famous spokesmodel….. (hiding behind the green door)
Don’t worry Joe, I can’t say Chevroray: Spaghetti and meatball:
“I told you to keep your hands off my daughter!”
At this point in time he’s probably way beyond telling.
Eau de 12 ga.
I walk through my yard with said weapon once a day, everyday. Nobody has touched my Trump signs.
Aroma Therapy
Onion headline:
Road-Kill Squirrel Remembered As Frantic, Indecisive.
I use to tell, forcefully though, my crew when I would catch anyone just standing around to “Just do something, even if it’s wrong!”
“Walk right side, safe. Walk left side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later, get squish, just like grape.” Kesuke Miyagi
Meat pancake thingy
I would think the captain would be turned off by what’s going on in America today.
Do you think the captain would consider a three-way switch??
Long haired tabby….the coolest, toughest domestic kitty there is.
And God created the heavens and the Earth, this ain’t by chance
My back yard.
Mt. Of The Holy Cross.
Stood atop that 14er.
Holy Cross Wilderness Area…been backpacking up by there a ton back before I left Colorado for good.
Amen, bro.
And yet you post a lot of half-naked women. One or the other, Doc.
Prison is too good for Nana…unless maybe its Devil’s Island, Gitmo, Abu Graib, or some Turkish hellhole from “Midnight Express.”
Hey FT-
I was going to let you have it for ruining my FF with this pic until I saw the title. LMFAO!!!!
Will be found in biography section at Barnes & Noble in 2021.
Trust the plan.
WWG1WGA.
Q+
Isn’t that Chelsea?
yes it is.
She’s the offspring of Hilderybeast and Webb Hubble.
Christmas Wish List item #1:
I hope you’re hunting Antifa.
Among many others on a very long list.
Each one teach one.
Any Democrat will do….
Best ask for ammo too. That bad boy runs through 60 rounds A SECOND!
That thing is more like a chain saw!
Is that what you get when you pluck the wings off an A-10?
The main gun on a Warthog is way bigger than that. It is so long the ammo can is behind the cockpit. A plane built around a gun!!
20mm rounds made from depleted uranium.
Tank busters.
Yep,
That’s F’ng awesome
#2, Ammo
Oh goodie………COWGIRLS!!!