Heartwarming: Amy Coney Barrett Just Adopted A Local Troubled Youngster Named Hunter

Via The Babylon Bee

SOUTH BEND, IN—According to sources, Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett has adopted her 8th child, a troubled local youngster named Hunter. In a touching story of love triumphing over all odds, the Barrett family fought for custody of Hunter and welcomed him into their family for the first time this week.

“This family has love to spare,” said Judge Barrett. “We just knew we had another child out there somewhere. We were told by the agency that young Hunter had his fair share of issues, but we knew we would be up to the challenge.”

According to friends of the family, Hunter is slowly adjusting to his new home and family. He has kicked an old drug habit and is now attending church with the rest of the family. He has also renounced his old ways and paid back a Ukrainian gas company fourfold.

“We love having Hunter with us!” said the leader of the small church group Hunter attends every week. “Whenever we share testimonies, he puts our testimonies to shame with stories of drugs, corruption, and horrific scandal, unlike anything we’ve heard. Awesome!”

Judge Barrett is still struggling to teach Hunter the value of hard work. He is being paid a few dollars to do chores around the house when he’s used to being paid $50,000 per month for nothing.

“We’re still working on it,” she said.

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Call me Jack

Satire is getting harder and harder to achieve in 2020.

wwes
wwes

Shoot, this is one of the funniest things I’ve read today. Gave me a good laugh on a stressful work day.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

If there was ever a sound argument for child abuse, Hunter makes it.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The niggers she had already adopted should be able to hook him up with their crack dealer.

22winmag - Jewish Yankee L.D.S. M110A2 Gunner
22winmag - Jewish Yankee L.D.S. M110A2 Gunner

Hey, at least they weren’t adopted as homosexual sex slaves.

Or were they?

Gaetz = Trump’s golden boy in CONgress;

Matt Gaetz Needs to be Investigated for Homosexual Child Kidnapping

22winmag - Jewish Yankee L.D.S. M110A2 Gunner
22winmag - Jewish Yankee L.D.S. M110A2 Gunner

Can the stupid ACB quips end after she is confirmed on Thursday?

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IPNW
IPNW

“This family has love to spare.” – Judge Barrett.

Wonder how much love the Barrett family will still have to spare after the nigger boy Hunter gets done raping Amy’s three daughters and cutting their throats, and then finishing up with Amy too.

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