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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

I learned when Santa brought me a cheap-shit box of crayons instead of the 3-speed bike that the fat bastard promised.

Mrs. Bob P
Mrs. Bob P

Bob uses the tape measure on the top, I knew I was getting jipped out of 3/8″.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Mrs. P. Several of us suspected foul play when you disappeared without warning. Glad to see you are back to form.

Bob P
Bob P

Shit! I paid that son of a bitch big bucks to dispose of . . . er. Welcome back, honey!

Gomer
Gomer

Oliver: Well Stanley, this is another fine mess…

Mix
Mix

1/4 inch, 14″,1000 votes, 163,000 votes, what’s the difference.

nkit
nkit

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Gomer
Gomer

At least he didn’t call her a bitch.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Is thith twue?

Gomer
Gomer

I twat thath wath he menth.

Mix
Mix

Is ebinocs tugoht to neigrs taht cnat raed.

nkit
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Bob P
Bob P

Good camera work.

Gomer
Gomer

All that hay, she must live on a farm. I’d sure like to smell her dairy air.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

Your sense of humor combined with your command of the language is a killer combo.

Great punch lines.

Gomer
Gomer

Wow, coming from a guy that can really tell a story…Wait a minute, are you telling me a story? Thanks Hardscrabble

Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2

or better yet, frontal hair.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Perfect curves!

Gomer
Gomer

Aye matey and I’m a curvy dog.

Mix
Mix

Thanks for the reds and Asians nkit. Here’s a couple of sheers. Always SEXY.comment imagecomment image

ELF
ELF

Just Lurkin’ today .
Up and Down voting yer stuff .
I got nothin’ to say .

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

If Fauci wrote it, how true could it be?

Glock-N-Load

Anyone got a link?

PatL
PatL

https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/bacterial-pneumonia-caused-most-deaths-1918-influenza-pandemic No mention of “mask”. The root seems to be “Predominant Role of Bacterial Pneumonia as a Cause of Death in Pandemic Influenza: Implications for Pandemic Influenza Preparedness”. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2599911/ Still no mention of “mask”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe

Its right there on the poster.

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable

I went to the link and it didn’t say ANYTHING about masks, although I don’t doubt they contributed.

zelmer
zelmer

There is no mention of masks in the article….

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Keep your yacht; just give me those two accessories.

Gomer
Gomer

Assessories, FIFY

RJ
RJ

That’s a van, man.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Why is there a ladder on the starboard side?

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

No nips, no dessert.

Gomer
Gomer

You make a good point Bob P, but she makes two.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Wonder why no one is staying here? Must be really expensive.

Gomer
Gomer

The old lady is gone now and the young master runs it, I heard he was a real jerk off.

nkit
nkit

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Gomer
Gomer

You can polish my wood next.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
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Mix
Mix

Her suit really sticks out, or on, but the bottom has a crack in it.

nkit
nkit

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motley
motley

Good job. You let them live … so now they can attack another vessel. Good job.

Mix
Mix

The difference between merchant marines, and marines.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

When Yancey was last seen.

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:

You do know why the cave men dragged their women by the hair, don’t you? If you drag them by their feet, they will fill up with dirt.

nkit
nkit

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RiNS

Yeah Baby~

Mix
Mix

If I was female, what a slut I’d be.

nkit
nkit

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Gomer
Gomer

Soi boi in skinny jeans who’ve never had a job aught naught mess with a 70k truck… and it’s owner.

Mix
Mix

Soi saw next week early.

prester kahn
prester kahn

And what looks like the owner’s twin brother.

nkit
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Mix
Mix

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nkit
nkit

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Gomer
Gomer

Bigguns R us

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Now I understand why bulls charge at red.

nkit
nkit

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Gomer
Gomer

Sheer ecstasy.

Mix
Mix

Orson Wells; “rosebud”.

nkit
nkit

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Gomer
Gomer

Stop the grin’n and drop the linen.

nkit
nkit

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Gomer
Gomer

I know you stole that robe from the motel so take it off so I can take it back.

nkit
nkit
Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2

What a love!

Mix
Mix

In closing, I regress…comment image

Mix
Mix

…and one I couldn’t leave behind, it had such a nice view. comment image

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

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clayusmcret
clayusmcret

As usual, come for the Friday Fails and stay for the comments. Thanks!!!

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