C’mon girl, picking up a good man is easy. I’ll show you. Whatchu need to do is put on some tight ass jeans and then get your best booty-flossin’ thong and pull it up over dem jeans to show off the money maker! The boys will just look but the real men won’t be able to take their hands off you!
I’ve heard of head over heels but not heels over head.
I can’t determine if I’m being back mooned or checking out back cleavage. Either way I don’t like it.
It’s like the yin yang symbol….but for butt sluts.
That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive.
For the love of God, shoot my eye out with that Red Rider BB gun.
Oh, I see you’re into role playing. How about you try playing the role of someone who doesn’t look like a slut for money when you’re outside of the Angry Beaver or whatever funny named strip club you work at?
I see you went from classy to trashy. I’d just like to go ahead and thank you for saving me all the time and effort by already putting yourself in a garbage bag. Gives me some unexpected free time.
Ain’t no business like show business…thank God. I don’t think I could handle more than one.
Where is the line that separates “sagging” and “pants fell off”? Personally, if there is a slight chance I can see your balls from behind I think we’ve hit the latter stage.
The Trumpsie – making America comfortable again!
Looks like someone has been naughty this year…
He may not be the next Red Baron, but he and his air force made entirely of squirrels aren’t to be messed with.
Is there a better way to kick off the week than with a nice batch of biscuit bottoms? Maybe sop up some of that soup ya got there with ’em! Huh? Anything better? Nope. Didn’t think so!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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and I just had breakfast and it was zero proof and here I am, worshipping the porcelain goddess – Ugh!
I don’t know what he’s talking about. If you do a search for images of “woman with heels over head” you get some pretty amazing images (turn off any “safe search” function).