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FIRST ! WOO HOO !
( my big achievement for the week )
My big achievement for the week was not dying.
Epstein did not either.
YES , he did die . ( but he had “help” )
I’m wondering if his G.F. will have the same sort of “help” .
Legendary!
….in Israel.
He is living the good life, protected by his friends in Mossad.
Good for you Bob . At our age , that is a worthy achievement .
No offence , but what LOW LIFE , FUCKTARD , would down vote me for
this post ?
Just because I’m first ?
Or is it because you have some deep seated grudge against me ?
Come on , come out of the shadows , you Keyboard Warrior !
Let ALL OF US know just who you are .
It’s easy to be a Keyboard Warrior . But do you really have the stones to face me ?
Here’s my E-mail address . Contact me and then we’ll arrange a meeting place .
[email protected]
Any time , anywhere !
… and if you need a samurai sword, ghurka or heavy hammer to face ELF, be prepared.
We know people, man.
Capt. – Nice reference to the FF story above.
You should have posted the Vega burnout
And then the Vega burnout marks, you would have gotten zero down votes IMHO.
My dad always told me that Vegas were junk. Then I met someone who owned one with 300,000 miles on it with no issues. I do remember a time when dropping a small block Chevy in one was popular. Guys in High school would try to get me to drag race them in their little Vegas.
Yeah , I remember people dropping small block Chevy motors in those .
It made a nice “street sleeper” .
Like putting a Porsche 6 in your V-dub or Corvair .
I was a single Dad, and went to buy groceries with my infant son, and when we loaded the groceries into the VEGA, buckled the boy into the carseat, I turned the key and nothing…. the engine seized even tho it was full of oil and coolant, and I’d just replaced the heater core because the radiator was too small so it had to have it to supplement the cooling, and two weeks before that I replaced the tires.
I was broke, had groceries getting hot and a kid that needed diapers changed and no car.
Thats what I think of your 300,000 mile Vega.
Actually, I think you’re fabricating your Vega claim
Thanks Mom for picking us up and co-signing the loan on that 1987 Nissan Hardbody pickup.
You saved me.
good story, YAJ…thanks…stories like that help make FF
I had one in college that my Dad bought(used) for me, and it too blew up with less than 90k on it…turns out they had aluminum blocks ,and that was widely known !
Vegas in general were garbage. But they were very big back in the day in Pro Stock drag racing due to the size weight ratio. Pro drag racers would just use the body and fabricate a frame/engine under it.
Well let’s see . I got’s 4 up votes and 4 down votes . Dat’s OK !
I’m a fun loving guy and like to joke around with folks .
But to all you Soi Bois out there , I just checked my E-mail , and I
don’t see ANY reply’s from ANY of you .
Now since I put my E-mail out there , ( something most F.F. folks won’t do )
I would expect that any of you Keyboard Warriors would jump on the chance to confront me directly . But I don’t see that .
Come on Bitches ! Send me Your E-mail .
I’m in Cali . We can meet somewhere in between where ever you are and where I am .
You seem to have issues.
haha I think every regular poster has a couple followers. Its what makes the TBP great is that we can all have good arguments without someone calling daddy Dorsey to get the other de platformed.
Who’s Dorsey ?
After writing off a brand new $90,000 USD header while assembling it (not me) and breaking a $1000 water tank after it fell off a forklift (me) the previous week I am happy to say our workshop has had no fuck ups this week. Yay!
What kind of header are you talking about Bro ?
The only ones I’m familiar with are hot or cold bolt headers .
Is there another kind ?
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No, Mr. Serling, we will not accept this script. It’s too far out even for the Twilight Zone. Whoever came up with this plot should be serving french fries.
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Look on the bright side; the few who are left won’t have to wear useless masks.
The picture just above of the fellow grimacing displays the perfect accessory and position for the politicians who are doing all these “lockdowns”.
I’m ready Doc . I’ve got leathers , a sawed off , a dog , ( or 5 )
and a good supply of Dinky Dee .
Dinki-Di
Was ist das, Dinki-Di?
Fictional dog food , from the first Mad Max movie .
Laughing my ass off at 3 down votes on an innocuous comment about dog food .
Somewhere in mommy’s basement , sits a Soi Boi , or some U G L Y dike ,
giggling and mastrabating all night . Just waiting for me to react , or make another comment , so they can Down Vote it and giggle some more .
Have fun and play nice chillin’s .
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NOTICE:
Whoever wrote the above notice is not smart because he is stupid.
I know the guy…
Yer a brave man Mix . I would never admit to knowing anyone that dumb .
You are a brave man Mix . I would never admit to knowing anyone that dumb .
Do you st st st st-udder?
I guess I did . But when I posted the 2nd response , the 1st response wasn’t on here . So how do I know ?
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Then her spleen exploded and she ate off her right arm, but Pfizer is fine with that since they can’t be sued.
It was clearly listed in the fine print of possible side effects. At least she didn’t spontaneously combust.
Yet.
The vaccine made Homer come to life!
Is that Homer , or Gollum ?
D’OH!
Actually … its satan who is fine with that.
Perhaps someone will apply vigilante justice.
And because of the law it was developed under, it isn’t covered by the National Vaccine Injury Act either (so you can’t get $ from the government, either)
Dang Doc, what the heck did you do???
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Animal tests of the new corona vaccines have proven fail safe.
It’s the Flying Honey Badgers you have to fear !
Pifzers FINE! They used ANIMALS for TESTING!!!
Where is P.E.T.A. on this?
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Looks like she’s a person 3 or greater, but I don’t imagine she’d have any takers anyway.
Yeah, having to put on scuba gear first is a real turn off.
Not if you are going to swim with the sharks or eagle rays, but you might need it if you are swimming with the hippo above. No offense intended to the 4 legged hippos of the world.
So even the Belgian health ministers are grotesque. I thought maybe the USSA had cornered the market.
Best not to anger the Maggie The Hutt cartel.
I don’t think SHE has to worry about that !
That’s a guy . . . just sayin.
Bro , I don’t think even Michael Moor is that Fugly !
Her and a dildo would exceed three persons or greater.
Maggie de Blobb, Belgium’s ( totalitarian fatfuk) Sickness Minister.
FIFY
First time I’ve ever seen censorship on TBP.
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What about Michelle?
GOOD POINT Bob ! but it’s spelled Michael .
Manchelle’s? They’re in Hillary’s lockbox. If Obama wants to play with them he has to first give the Hag what she wants – good and hard.
I don’t know if Barry could even bring himself to stoop that low .
( well yeah , he probably could )
WTF?
Is that a photo shop?
I don’t know Bro , might be .
But that crooked lower lip smile and those eyes , sure do look familiar , don’t they ?
Check out the original with a search on Tineye.com . (VERY useful tool btw)
https://tineye.com/search/d706b84a8d5fdad8ec9698a58e0558e1e99cc1f3?sort=score&order=desc&page=1
Obummer tweeted it
Anyone anywhere ever see a picture of mike pregnant? HMMMMMM!
Dude , investigators can’t even find out ANYTHING about
the Obama kids . Not where or when they were born , no hospital records ,
NOTHING ! NO previous school records , NOTHING until they popped
up on the scene when Bath House Barry was elected .
It’s not just a Manchurian Candidate , it’s a whole Manchurian Family !
Their kids are the spitting image of Obama’s friends. She is a physician, the shorter daughter looks exactly like her and the taller kid looks exactly like the husband. I’m not kidding
They DO look alike. Especially Malia and the woman
Don’t know what to tell you, looks like Michael, without the muscles….
HSF,
No, there are other similar photos. Michael has a dick. And, there’s this video of Michael’s swingin’ junk on Ellen. Joan knew!
https://youtu.be/hpL1OLiCfDc
They have much in common-like peckers
I think so. The arm between the shoulder and elbow on Barry is incredibly long.
Funny tho
That’s Big Mike to us lowlifes.
Since 1860?? Good enough for MOI!
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I’ll see your zero carbon solution and raise you my lead solution for anyone trying to force vaccination.
X’s 80+ million and a few of us canuks
I always knew Bill Gates was a weasel .
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All she is missing is a wiener in her mouth.
I admit I went too far when I put my meat in her mouth, your honour, but she didn’t have to bite it off.
She’s a keeper.
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Damn you C D. Even with my magnifying glass I cannot see the details.
As far as I’m concerned every gorgeous dame is cruel, as if holding a juicy steak so close yet so far from my dripping canines. Some of them even step on my unfurled tongue. Bitches.
Bob , go take a chill pill and rub one out .
You’ll feel much better .
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CAN DO ! Since 1968 .
I bought my grandparent’s 10 year old ’77 four door Buick Century as my first car. Among the last of the land whales. Yes, I could moor it. “No Man” has hurt me!
One of the last real “full size cars”
while in college, I bought a ’74 Buick Electra with a 455 in it for $165. Lasted 2 years, I then bought a ’72 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham with a 472 in it for $500. Man, I miss the ride in those cars. I also later had an ’84 Buick LeSabre which was a nice ride too.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd 1000000000000000000000 up votes from me !
I couldn’t parallel park a skateboard. I just avoid cities so I don’t have to.
At least yer honest !
Steel and chromed bumpers make all the difference plus curb feelers also never hurt when attempting to land a pocket battleship like that pictured.
My Grand dad had a Buick Roadmaster , don’t remember what year ,
Had curb feelers on it . TOO COOL !
If you can believe it, I had take my drivers test in one of those tanks. Passed of course.
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Somebody didn’t read the pressure cooker instructions.
Those damn track lights.
That’s not how it works.
VIsual metaphor to Llpoh’s featured question posed to the Commentariat regarding when and how the E-bugalloo partay gets started.
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Where is the profile picture and the number of this murderer?
After winning the Emmy for best plan to kill grandmas and the Edward M. Kennedy Institute Award for Inspired Leadership in killing full-term babies, he’s earned a spot on Satan’s All Star team.
Mr. Clemenza will see you now, Mr. Cuomo.
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LOVE IT Doc ! One of my fav movies . “Call me snake”
Snake Plissken….I thought you were dead.
Yeah , I get that a lot .
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Well you know , there is a good reason they are called “libTARDS”.
Lori looks like she’s struggling to think. Maybe if she brings both neurons to bear on the issue at hand she might have her first thought.
MIdget walleyed grouper.
How long has it been dead?
What a Wall Eyed Wonder !
groot
When did she get the second neuron? I thought her brain was full of morons and asst. morons.
LMFAO at that one, Mach
The unsettling visage of this harridan really needs a WARNING a few lines above where it is located on the page.
Please. Ugly, please.
Auntie is begging you, Admin.
Viewing It has ruined my lunch and probably dinner ( which means AUntie can now go directly to the cocktail hour portion of the day.)
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The Nazi’s tried to save us from this fate. Meme fail.
No , they didn’t ! My dad was there , fighting in France and Germany for the U.S.
How about YOU , or your father ?
I think the implication has more to do with WHO is really behind all this bullshit…its a thinker.
I think you missed the sarcasm.
The 359th Infantry Regiment, 90th Division, landed on Utah Beach on 06/06/1944. My Dad was a Lieutenant in Company A. They fought their way onto the beach, across France, and joined General Patton’s Army for the Battle of the Buldge…
At the time of the Utah Beach landing, the 90th had a compliment of 18,000 men, but, by the time they joined up with General Patton, the 90th was down to only 6,000 men, having lost 12,000 to german fire…
God Bless your Dad ! And all the brave men and women who
fought to save us from Nazism , Communism & Socialism .
( and antifa . those people are so uninformed )
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A M E N !
And his running mate, Ho Ho Horizontal Harris.
ROTF , LMAO !
but as I like to call her , Kumswalla Hairyass .
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I’M even gonna laugh at that ! 🙂
It’s gauche to put ketchup on elves!
What condiment would You recommend Bob?
“Chilly” sauce
Looks like BBQ sauce to me.
I know NOTH-ING about this !
I plead the Bart Simpson defense .
” I didn’t do it ,
nobody saw me do it ,
you can’t prove anything ” .
That is hot sauce, Bob.
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The general kinda looks like Gordon Jump with a bit of facial hair and a nice hat.
I do like the hat. it says “I’m a bad a$$ m’fer
TN , look at the news from the last 50 years .
The more shit you have on your hat , the smaller your
little piss-ant country .
( or maybe I missed your sarcasm )
They DO ! if you toss them out a 40 story window !
Outdoor Flight training “take-off” simulation platform for Communists.
When are we going to install some of these in the District of Corruption and all the major cities in Murica?
We’re gonna need more ‘wood’.
Am I a bad person because I laughed?
Well it was gallows humor.
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Right up to ethylene glycol, charcoal lighter fluid and methanol.
Sterno!
Don’t forget MEK .
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Don’t forget to meet at the SW corner on Friday at noon for FF.
Probably 6 feet under .
Because I would rather die on my feet , than live on my knees .
I’m more hopeful. In 5 years I expect to be dead in a back alley with birds and maggots feasting on my rotting carcass.
I’m down with that Bob . for you and/or me .
If I’m ever told I only have 6 months to live, I’m moving into a metal sided trailer in central Oklahoma, and marrying big, fat, mean Indian woman. Those last 6 months will pass like an eternity.
I can’t quite wrap my head around that Phil ,
but it does make me laugh ! 🙂
Have some ketchup about the remains. One never knows who might be out and about looking for a snack (of sorts.)
[youtube
” I’m HERE ! Kill me , I’m HERE !”
Leading the CHARGE!
And NOT my first one!!
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Nice broadsheet!
Wonder what the front page looks like.
Its always whats above the fold that matters most.
Gives a whole new meaning to FINE print.
I like to get my news at the crack of Dawn.
How do know her name is Dawn?
That’s news that’s fit to print!
Does it come in a braille edition?
Auntie is most surprised the none of the outside-of-the-box thinkers in the Commentariat have mentioned anything about the business, sports, food or even the comics section.
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Santa, this year Bobby wants your elf.
Hate to tell you Santa, but that fanny pack you’re wearing just don’t ‘cut it’.
But, Ms. Claus has aged well.
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There goes the coasts and D.C.
How come I can’t see your posts Cow Doctor?
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Thanks. I’ll use that one.
And it helps to be really smart.
You just have to be smarter than a communist soyboi… so no contest.
As John Wayne once said ,
“Life is tough , but it’s tougher if you’re stupid “.
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But how am I supposed to enjoy whisky if I’m dead?
Have the undertaker use Crown Royal instead of formaldehyde.
-Heh…we have a new word for getting hammered…I got embalmed by Woodford Reserve & Sons.
Imbibed, imbalmed what’s the difference?
I’m sure you’ll manage Bob . 🙂
Embalming fluid?
Edited.
(Oops, should have read Suds’ response first.)
Don’t die…..
Don’t sweat it. You will still be able to vote for Democrats.
Now there’s an incentive to live for ya’
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Yes it IS ! 🙂
If all the other stalls are full, it certainly is as is the sink.
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Learning to crush a man’s balls early.
Those will be the only children he fathers .
Any man who’s had children knows they seem to have the ability to land there every time.
GOOD ! One last MORON being able to spread his defective
genetic code around the planet !
He’s training for his upcoming role in the movie “Testicles Of Fury.”
Shalon Monks ALSO go through a similar training!!!
Annddd what an X Navy Seal once told me, in regards to their BOOTCAMP. Its mind over matter, if YOU dont mind…It dont MATTER!!!
Chinese gender-transition treatment.
Truth is, he’s castrated…..
Here to tell you all grandkids have the same talent.
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Kitty treats.
Chinese gumball machine.
Wuhan style micro feed lot.
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Landing beacon for our Reptilian Overlords .
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Out of both ends.
Riiiight…we know it’s bad when our bodies start making noises similar to a coffee maker.
Yer killin’ me here Suds ! 🙂
…and both bed occupants.
Bob keep your monkey in his cage
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Choking the chicken, monkey style
Now why does that remind me of Joe Biden ?
That’s not my monkey. How irresponsible do you think I am? My monkey’s at home looking after my baby niece.
So, Harris and a chicken walk into a bar…
And the bartender said ” Get The Fuck Out !”
Joe and Kamala….
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Basically what I told my teenager boys whenever they went out. I only told my daughter the first part.
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I know a lot of stupid old geezers. One of the main problems with our civilization is even the weak and stupid can survive and reproduce. I wrote this in a novel years ago:
Mankind has lost its way because evolution no longer operates on us. Science and society protect us all, including those who should’ve never had the chance to pass on their inferior genes and those just taking up valuable resources who’ve outlived any usefulness. Do you know what the answer is? Lions. Yup, lions and tigers and bears, oh, fuck. I’ve worked it all out. We get back to our roots, our evolutionary roots. Here’s my scheme. Every ten years, every person alive has to go to Africa, where we all started, and prove he has what it takes to pass along his genes or to deserve the resources he gets. During the visit, each person is set out on the plain in a specially designed reserve. There’d be maybe a hundred of them in different countries down there. In the reserves are our main predators of days gone by: lions, tigers, jaguars, crocodiles, and other dangerous things like hippos, rhinos, snakes. You get the idea. With nothing more than his wits, each person has to make it through the reserve, maybe fifty miles or so . . . It’s a perfect plan for mankind’s future, don’t you think? All the old pricks would be lion shit. We could televise it. It’d be hilarious to see some ninety-year-old geezer hobbling away with his walker as a lion slams into him, and knocks him flying thirty feet, then tears off a hunk of his wrinkly ass. The disabled are fucked. I can see a blind guy ornamenting a rhino horn. Big fat fucks would waddle, and huff and puff, and then keep a croc satisfied for a year. The stupid are likely to get picked off, too, because they’re stupid. Men would help the pretty women more than the hideous ones, so the ugly’s dominance will at last come to an end. What we’re left with is a human race where the stronger, faster, healthier, smarter, and prettier survive to procreate, and all the losers expire. It would be a healthy dose of reality for us self-centered human beings to learn that, in the end, all we really are is food.
I’ve been saying much the same thing , myself , for the last 30 years Bob .
We were better off 200 years ago .
If you were STOOOPID , the bears got you , or the mountain lions or the
rattle snakes or the Indians , or you starved , etc.
Either way , you didn’t pass on your piss poor genetic code !
NOWADAYS , we coddle these MORONS . And look at what we have .
Leftists?
Beautiful…it brought a tear to my eye.
“… every person alive has to go to Africa, where we all started, and prove he has what it takes to pass along his genes or to deserve the resources he gets.”
– Bob
No need to travel so far to be the Naked Prey; one need only travel to Chicongo or Detroit. Philthydelphia? E. St Louis?
Detroit?
The problem is that the US gene pool doesn’t have a filter on it.
We didn’t all start in Africa. From what I’ve read civilization started in a few places almost simultaneously, another being the area between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.
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A BIG YEP to that !
Too realistic for jokes.
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Ladies, this is what all us men think about ourselves.
OH! COME ON BOB!! The FLASH HOLE wasn’t THAT BIG!
Maybe it is , for Bob .
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Sums it up pretty well .
COuld the CONgress yet install Cthulhu as president?
Anything is possible .
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What most folks don’t know , is that Bill Gates belongs to a worldwide organization
that believes that if we don’t reduce the planet’s population by 3/4 ,
the earth will not survive .
This is not something new , these people have been around , plotting for
at least 20 years , maybe longer .
And of course , since “They” are the “Intelligencia” , they get to decide
who stays and who goes .
AT LEAST 60 YEARS!! Mr. Elf ! Say……………….since 1968………………………………
That’s about when I started PAYING ATTENTION to some certain things in life!
That may well be Bro . I guess I was paying attention to other things .
But thanks .
Friends and relatives don’t want to hear from me . They think I’m
some kind of conspiracy theorist or whacko .
( I don’t believe in little green men with big eyes , or
Reptilian Overlords )
But just because you’re paranoid , doesn’t mean they are NOT out to get you .
200+ years. Just accelerated massively post WWII. (((They))) had a new super power tool to play with
Well it’s possible they’re all idiots, but more two other possibilities are more likely. Let’s have a vote!
Thumbs up: they want to make billions on the vaccines, which probably aren’t harmful.
Thumbs down: they want to make billions and poison us.
Either way Bob , they’re BASTARDS !
Evil Fuckers, ELF. THEY ARE DEMONS.
You are entirely correct ! I guess I was just trying to soft peddle it .
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And still people will have police show up and they will surrender their weapons in their own homes, even though it has no force or law, only color of law. They are stupid enough to think that if they work through the system all will end well.
I don’t mind giving them my ammunition, one round at a time.
A man after my own heart !
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…can appreciate this message, and approves heartily, Doc!
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Well, first I don’t accept your premise, but if I absolutely had to I’d choose the accident.
What happened to all your posts? They were visible yesterday but not now?