GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

tv programming fear each other terrorism russia truth ideas give us power so we can save you

weather todays covid forecast heavy propaganda manipulated stats lies oppression government more tomorrow

covid 1984 hoax lockdowns doing this to protect your health

message when governor ignores constitution ignore your governor

mi governor whitmer leaving milk cookies santa indoor dining citations issued

tweet andrew yang bar code show vaccinated yet cant require id to vote

question how will we know if vaccine is working survival from 99.7 to 99.8 percent

clark w griswalk 600 dollar stimulus check

quote george costanza not lie if you believe it biden harris smollett russia hoax

pro tip run your 600 through dominion voting machine turn into 6000

christmas vacation me after spending most year quarantined kids holy shit wheres the tylenol

dog shit 2020 christmas ornament

tweet justin amash 5500 page bill vote in 5 hours centalized power stimulus bill

christy blasey ford vs bobolnski credibility comparison

instead of spending 10 million pakistan gender programs send million liberals with gender studies degrees

marijuana legal haircuts not hippies have finally won

tweet spike cohen 600 times 328 million guess who gets other 700 billion

sign three sisters park 2020 look both ways hit by airplane

liberal should wear a mask free country 2021 not election year

scooby doo ghost reveal joe biden china president

cdc people of color should get vaccine first anyone knows tuskegee study hold up

600 dollars will get you 55 gallon drum of tar 10lbs feathers politicians

Babylon bee new evidence die hard first Christmas Joseph Mary

tweet rand paul stimulus edible cannibis funding crossfit keto programs

last year santa forget glasses outhouse

reindeer santa ooh felt so good whip me harder pull my reins fat bastard

santa dont always follow naughty list who which girls to visit in the off season

why you stalling santa reindeer scrabble venison

christmas wish people fluent in silence kermit

reindeer look out ice hold what did you call me skating

how did you learn about ymca question village people

lawyer mr claus named in class action lawsuit discriminate against naughty

dear santa if you leave new bike under tree leave antidote to poison in milk

tweet christmas cards daughter mama f you perfect 2020 sentiment

quote denzel washington why do we close our eyes pray cry kiss dream heart not seen

message dog drunk lets all make it christmas to remember

elf shelf tiger king bitch carole baskin

sign dreaming of white christmas if runs out drink the red

but dad all other kids leave cookies milk santa beer pizza

4 year old me empty wrapping paper tube ninja turtle adult

sitting dentist denture tree wonder what gynecologist tree looks like

if your lady watch something with diamonds get her deck of cards relationship advice

stimulus americans broke dying congress give you 600 dollars to fuck off

message when life gets hard answer tequila

quote robin williams you will have bad days wake you up to what werent paying attention to

Via Politically Incorrect Humor

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5 Comments
Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
December 26, 2020 1:05 pm

I like Scooby Doo, $600 = tar and feathers, and especially sending the gender studies grads to Pakistan.

RW8399
RW8399
December 26, 2020 6:00 pm

Rudolph the red-azzed pain deer was really into s and m and whenever Santa would spank him, it would give him such a thrill. Rudolph with your azz so bright won’t you be my slave tonight?

Loose Cannon
Loose Cannon
  RW8399
December 27, 2020 3:14 am

You must be either Bill Clinton or Joe Biden.

Jerry S
Jerry S
December 27, 2020 9:57 am

I’m liking the “I’ll pay you $600 to fuck off”…..very appropriate for this Congress.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Jerry S
December 27, 2020 4:00 pm

Since Congress has given away all of their powers to either the president, the bureaucratic departments, or the lobbyists who write the bills, we should just do away with them all together.