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Via KOAT: According to a criminal complaint, McAllister told investigators the gun was in her waistband, but the Bernalillo County deputy who interviewed her said he doubts that and believes the gun was likely in her private area.

Officer Simon Drobik said police did their best to make sure she wasn’t armed before entering the jail. “We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question. We cannot search a body cavity,” said Drobik.

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Meanwhile, in Florida… a bobcat was spotted at Sebastian Inlet State Park in Vero Beach dragging a shark along the sand.

And it’s got the Internet talking, because that is one badass bobcat.

What do you think this is Bobcat, Australia?

The photographer, John Bailey, says that the beast leapt into the water to grab it while it was busy eating another fish.

The cat then pulled it out of the ocean and onto the sand. He eventually dropped the shark and fled because it got scared (presumably from having his photo being taken), so he didn’t even get to enjoy his meal.

Commenters, of course, are questioning the validity of the photo, but experts say it’s actually a pretty normal occurrence.

“There is no reason to believe it’s fake,” said a rep from the Florida Wildlife Conservation Commission.

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A man in China was arrested this past weekend for trying to smuggle in 94 iPhones from Hong Kong where they are cheaper to purchase.

Customs officials were suspicious of the way he was walking, so they had him go through the metal detectors.

That’s when they discovered $49,000 worth of Apple products (both iPhone 6 and iPhone 5S models) taped to his midsection in this makeshift suit of armor.

Crotch Siri is now scarred for life.

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muzzle control
muzzle control
January 15, 2021 6:07 pm

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Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  muzzle control
January 15, 2021 10:57 pm

I’m mildly surprised the recoil rounds didn’t hit the smartphone or the photographer.

muzzle control
muzzle control
January 15, 2021 6:09 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  muzzle control
January 15, 2021 6:39 pm

This is why when I first started training my daughters, I would only load 1 bullet at a time until I was sure they fully learned and understood and practiced safe muzzle control.

ELF
ELF
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
January 15, 2021 8:39 pm

Good on ya Bro ! Always adhere to Col. Coopers 4 rules !

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  ELF
January 15, 2021 9:06 pm

All guns are always loaded. (Treat them so!)
Never point the gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target (and you have made the decision to shoot).
Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

ELF
ELF
  ILuvCO2
January 15, 2021 11:12 pm

A M E N Brother !

handgun just because
handgun just because
January 15, 2021 6:18 pm

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ELF
ELF
  handgun just because
January 15, 2021 8:38 pm

This dumb C- – T has never even seen a handgun ,
let alone fired one .

nkit
nkit
  ELF
January 15, 2021 11:13 pm

I don’t care….

Zipr
Zipr
  ELF
January 16, 2021 1:20 am

Bet there lots of things she never fired but be patient grasshopper

ELF
ELF
  Zipr
January 17, 2021 10:46 am

🙂

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  ELF
January 17, 2021 3:27 pm

She can pull my trigger…
Cock the Hammer,
Squeeze the trigger,
BANG!!

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