WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.
“The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he’s just so incredibly popular,” said Don Lemon on CNN. “He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they’re overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President.”
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
“This is a slight break in tradition but it’s necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people,” said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris’s inauguration next week.
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Truth in reportage! How refreshing.
I think he means us, not U.S.
Did Mexico pay for the fence?
The payment is somewhere in the 28 trillion of debt that will never be repaid.
Buy some popcorn, the next few months should be something. I’ve read about a lot of money possibly being thrown to the crowds. Then reality will set in.
Helicopter money is a theoretical and unorthodox policy tool that central banks or governments can theoretically use to stimulate economies. Economist Milton Friedman introduced the framework for helicopter money in 1969, but former Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke popularized it in 2002.
Friedman was of the Chicago school of economic thought.
Not the Austrian School of economic thought.
But, the major point is, if the debt will be repaid.
It will, but in what currency?
ammo
There will be THREE MILLION people at the inauguration.
That according to the libtard formula for “Alternate Realities For Joe Biden”….
— # of people = Number of troops in D.C. (30,000) x 100.
Voilla’!!
The Guardsmen are there to shoot anyone who doesn’t clap.
This piece is more accurate than anything CNN has put out in the last 20 years.
Post this article on Twitter and it will be taken down faster than Kamala Harris dropped her panties for Willie Brown.
When will the Bee win a Pulitzer for their accurate and honest reporting of the truth. They are more right on the money than 99.9999999999% of the MSM.
Nothing is ever quite as it seems.