WASHINGTON D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, gave more harrowing testimony of her experience during the January 6th riot at the Capitol. She said it was even worse than what she had previously revealed, stating that she was, in fact, killed by the riot and is now a ghost.
“It was a very scary riot,” said the ghostly apparition of Ocasio-Cortez. “Not like one of those nice Black Lives Matter ones where all that happened was someone’s barbershop or something got burned down. So scary, in fact, that I was killed by it. Murdered. Murdered by Ted Cruz. Woo-ooo!”
The press conference brought the journalists in attendance to tears. The moment was almost ruined, though, by Representative Nancy Mace, who tried to deny Ocasio-Cortez’s trauma by saying she isn’t actually a ghost and then tried to pull off of Ocasio-Cortez what Mace claimed was just a sheet with eye holes. Mace was booed by all the reporters.
Legend has it that Ocasio-Cortez now haunts the halls of the Capitol, making loud bumps and noises in the night — though some claim that’s just because she sometimes gets the sheet on backward.
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Can’t say spook anymore for the obvious reasons.
It’s not the robe/sheet that is backward, it’s her brain and since the said brain is so small and shriveled it bounces back and forth in her otherwise empty skull
she is not stupid,her supporters are stupid–
Like I have said in previous articles about this idiot. I have been with a few women with her demeanor. I will guarantee that her best talent’s are that she can really bring it in bed. However that does not qualify her to make important decisions for the country. The only decision that should be made surrounding her is…….After your finished.How the hell do I get out of here.
she is not stupid,her supporters are–
she is trolling people on the right the same way hank johnson trolled the right w/his guam sinking comments–
quit falling 4 it–
Johnson is really that stupid. I doubt he even knows how to troll anyone.
WTF do they want now?
Fantasma loco
It is a plague that has infested Congress.
Terrible whine fest that turned into a joke……
2 points about aoc–
until she got into politics she went by sandy–people need to start calling her sandy cortez–
i’ve posted this again & again but here it is again–she beat an incumbent who was the 4th most powerful man in the house in a primary w/only 4% turnout b/c in the 20 years he had represented the district it had gone from working class white to heavily hispanic–
it’s sad but we have to become race conscious when it comes to voting–