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Great looking dog Bro ! Happy Friday to you and all the F.F. crew !
Pretty sure there’s no such thing as a tattoo artist who can read.
It’s not up to the artist to read and spell correctly .
YOU are supposed to write down and CHECK what it is you want tattooed !
His/her job is simply to tattoo EXACTLY what you said you want .
AND the artist usually makes the stencil and shows it to you first , before applying it ,
AND after said stencil is applied , so you can check for correct placement of
your tattoo , ( a mirror is provided , to check your back ) .
So if after all that prep , YOU still haven’t caught any mistakes ,
IT’S YOUR FAULT !
That last one is how Monday feels
my life in a nutshell …..
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Friday Fail is a giant rabbit hole.
….. and becoming gianter every week!
When I speak of the python in my pants … it’s like this …
That’s an anaconda and it is big enough to kill and eat the damsel holding it….News at Five
That is one dumb ass woman. Kinda looks fake though.
A female friend many years ago in PA, USA had a snake-skin that was displayed all around their living room wall at ceiling level at least 18-20 feet long. Not liking snakes so much I asked about it. She said it was her hubby’s pet snake (he was a Samoan) and one day it after it raised up as if to attack and eat her she said she went to the lawyer and filed for the pending divorce. Gorgeous gal, btw, a former model but a bit too blonde, though in fairness she dyed her hair. True story.
Annddd….No one has SEEN HER SINCE!
no one has seen acondaboa ethier!!!!!!!
holy shit you wouldn’t want that fucker curling up in your bed!
Sneaking up on ugly girls with tattoos?
At least this doesn’t violate the No Nipple rule …
“Gimme 20 bucks and I’ll hike my dress so you can see my pussy,” said Beth.
“Ah shit!” said Bob as Beth snickered while pocketing his money.
“Gimme 20 bucks and I’ll hike my dress so you can see my pussy,” said Beth.
“Ah shit!” said Bob while Beth snickered and pocketed his money.
Sorry about these repeats. For some reason my comments weren’t showing up, so I tried them again and again. Not sure what the problem was. (The repeats didn’t even appear for at least an hour after I typed them!)
No worries Bob, too bad now you’re out $40.
It does that to me to on occasion.
I figure my comment has to be reviewed before it’s posted.
DUUUUUDE!
Its the PICTURE!!
Thats holding you up!!!
“Gimme 20 bucks and I’ll hike my dress to show you my pussy,” said Beth.
“Ah shit!” said Bob as Beth pocketed his money and snickered.
Now you’re out $60.
Here, kitty kitty!
Stupid hurts…example Admins first post. Oh by the way I think I’ll pass on the Thanksgiving Turd cake.
I assume you’re going to pass it on to someone you’re not fond of?
I assume you’re going to pass it on to someone you’re not overly fond of?
You’re not overly fond of? The first-person proposition is like my nephew’s cousin’s girlfriend’s shit don’t stink, but she’s hot and I’d screw her anyway.
ps. 4 White Russians in,
You made home from the Liquor store in one piece…now stay home to remain in one piece.
I assume you’re going to pass it on to someone you’re not particularly fond of?
This must be the father of the “rolly polly little bat faced girl” in Paul Simon’s ” You can call me Al”.
From that day on the little girl in the front row just couldn’t de-liberalize her inner demons.
If he had only been wearing his mask…
Castration is safer–for the world anyway. And while you’re at it, Mr. Peabody, de-ball the fathers of Gates, Fauci, Soros, Zuckerberg, Dorsey, and Biden.
Its a philosophical argument, but would someone exactly like them not come along anyway? I mean I suppose if you hit critical mass by wiping out enough, but has the mentality in the general population really gone away? The timeline might shift a bit, but would the ultimate outcome have been different? The left likes to portray Trump as “starting the movement” but we all know he was the product of years of Bush, Clinton, Obama, Romney, McCain, RINOs, etc. that everyone who supported him had been watching. Would not another whore like Nancy have not been elected from that district in CA? I mean look at the steaming piles these folks regularly elect to congress and the US Senate (and the governor’s seat as well). Don’t get me wrong. I would be happy to have a world free of those folks….just pondering while my Irish Coffee massages my brain.
I’ve often thought that circumstances makes the people they need. If a hero is needed, one pops up. Might not be a very good on though… When an asshole is required, there are plenty who can fill the role.
Sometimes it takes and asshole to get things done.
If you are going to get rid of shit, you’ll definitely be wanting a well-functioning asshole. Just saying. And the more shit or the faster you want to get rid of it, the bigger the asshole the better.
Eternal beings love us like we love our dogs.
Way to kill my buzz..
Does anyone really know who their fathers were?
Well, if I wanted to nitpick I’d point out they were at home, not school, so how could they be shot at school, but I’m guessing none of the parents shot their kids, though they may have wanted to at times.
Put quotes around “school” and it sort of addresses the issue.
Frog … meet soup pot …
I came to US in 1989 (legal emigrant) from Eastern Europe, and I can attest to this. Every year more and more freedom is being chipped away from US citizens. It’s like the US is trying to learn what we’re trying to forget. It is not going to end well.
Thank you for respecting the immigration laws and coming here properly. Your observation is a patriotic one.
I welcome you good neighbor.
Freedoms are never taken away, they’re only criminalized. If one starts out at an early age being a “criminal”, he sees no dwindling of his freedoms, only that more activities that require the application of professional criminal cautions, but by now it is second nature (re:frog and the scorpion). It is when one seeks to please their master (the government) that they see a dwindling of freedoms. Whenever you seek another’s permissions for your activities, disappointment will reign. Such is the infantalization of the population.
Hence the patch on my bike vest “Legalize Freedom”
What if I thought the world was bursting with possibilities for the betterment of all mankind at 20 and I realized at 50 that I was full of shit? Do I want my eyes open or do I want to be wasted?
Is that even possible? I think in 30 years people will grow significantly, even if by accident.
Some never grow.
In 2 months, they destroyed freedom and liberty and the vast majority happily complied without questioning anything. TIME is not the determining factor when it comes to “growth.”
“Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.”…
W. Churchill
I notice her meat is circular.
No need to shit on bologna.
A pick with a rat or a pile of manure between two slices would be more appropriate.
To be fair, both are hideous on the inside, but one chose to leverage her sexuality and the other hates men.
That’s not being fair, that’s being crazy.
Thank you for the down-vote Karen, I sympathize with your moral and theological lack of understanding of reality.
Sir, you are way too generous. Circle Back doesn’t even qualify as potted meat!
Thank you for presenting this, Dr. Great thoughts to carry on the path ahead.
And the families of the hundreds of thousands of souls he slaughtered pissed on his grave.
What if I have a rifle?
You have never noticed that Express Rifles are side-by-side? There is a reason. The shooter fears failing.
The greatest lesson I’ve learned is virtually everything the clowns in charge have told me is bullshit.
The greatest lesson I’ve learned is that if you gain too much altitude don’t open a plastic mustard bottle.
After I have finished laughing, please explain your statement, cheers
I once drove from 4000′ to 9000′ and decided to make a sandwich. When I released the stopper on the mustard bottle it shot up on to the roof of the vehicle I was in. And unopened bags of chips will pop open as well.
I’ve also had a bag of chips pop open. They were in a bag of groceries and the bag popped just as we crested a summit at about 8500 feet.
The chips shot up to the top of the car and fell like snowflakes. It was a surprise but funny too.
And trying to rush it or worry about it won’t necessarily help. And it never ends.
Live and don’t learn, that’s my motto … apparently
Sleepy Joe approved.
THIS IS A SCARY MEME!
With the potential for turning the vaccines into a pro-bioweapon (a weapon that needs to be activated by another virus), this is a serious concern. But, not too many people are going to be affected.
It’s not a potential, it’s a program, part of the Plan. mRNA cuts and slices your existing coding and inserts a piece of the Beast code, part 1, into it. In addition to another virus causing changes, G5 EM will will “assist” you towards your new, super smart borg/self. Remember, on this level, Satan is CEO.
Penis Carter allowed HIV positive faggots to donate blood anonymized.
That is a very good Question!!
Considering it is not a Vaccine but an attempted immunology which will have affects on your bodies defense system. Plasma will have antibodies
Always tuff choices on F.F. but it’s got to be the Hot dog cart for the win.
Thank you, Auntie, your words make me think…
Well qualified for a leadership position with BLM.
That one is going in the personal collection.
High level Antfa members
Nothing like fraggin a guy with a brick… damn, that had to do some serious damage.
Nice hair…
Poor baby; let me warm you up.
After that landing on her knees I daresay she needs surgery rather than warming up
Nope, she was doing a cannonball but she curled her feet back. She may have broken ankles.
I don’t think her knees ever touched the ice.
This is the picture next to, “immaculate,” in the dictionary.
Oooffff. Hard water.
Oooffftaaa!!!
Waited to long getting up her courage or she is early for the Spring dip
…only semi-hard water…
Like an election Doin same shit and expecting a different result
I’ve laughed at FF pictures and comments, thought about how to make others laugh, and cried when I saw Jen Psaki’s face. My day is complete.
This suicide is just for YOU…
Who thinks of this stuff? Who has that kind of vision?
I’m envious.
I had a 74 Vega when I was in grad school in 1980/1981… and my car did not do anything like this one. I bought it for $200 off of a friend of a friend as a way to get from home to school, but the windshield leaked, the exhaust pipe fell apart, the floor was rotting through, and the engine could barely push that car up a modest hill. The original color was yellow, as in this video, but somebody used spray paint to turn it blue. I finally sold it to my brother-in-law for $200 as a beater car, so I was out nothing. It literally fell apart about three months later, almost like the car at the end of the Blues Brothers movie.
Good times!
I had a turtle-shit green ’71, and what a P.O.S. that was. I couldn’t sell it until I met a retired safe cracker who just got out of prison. He was desperate enough and so was I. To sweeten the deal he threw in one of his safe cracker hammers he kept from his previous career. Now after about 45 years, that hammer still works great. Pretty sure the car doesn’t though.
Heck, the engine could barely push the car up a modest hill when it was new and cost a whole lot more than $200, so you got a great deal!
(My sister had one..)
They had to use the heater core to supplement the radiator for engine cooling.
1971 Chevrolet Vega. Motor Trend Car of the Year. (Not joking)
Hubby had another of the turtle green models…..it was a wagon and the aluminum block engine literally caught on fire one fine day. Was a true POS but still better than the Pinto death trap that was also on the road about that time.
Someone electrified a Pinto when a company introduced a power module that could dissipate 0.5 MW of battery power to the electric motor(s). You can find it on Youtube. You could burn rubber until you were out $600 of tires or drag race a sports car and smoke it.
Oh yeah! I had an 86 volkswagen rabbit. It could do 0 to 60 in four tries. It had a dash mounted emergency brake marked ‘AC’.
ROFL – thanks
That is the funniest comment of the day. My ‘72 Maverick had a similar engine retarder.
I was working as a line mechanic at an independent shop when my mother called me and ask me which car she should buy. I replied anything but a Vega. So, of course, what does she do? She goes out and immediately buys a Vega! Brand new even! 6 months later the regulator spring in the oil pump failed and blew the oil filter off the engine when she was in Atlanta. It was still under warranty so the engine was replaced. I had that, “I told ya so moment”, so many people wait for.
Politician fish.
Need to include them eating all the little fish that come by to complete the analogy.
Those are smart animals. We had a family of foxes around one of our COPs in Iraq and I would watch them execute some really brilliant small unit tactics on their foraging runs, with my night vision. I had only observed the wild individuals on the farm before. I didn’t know they could cooperate, let alone at such a high level.
I saw foxes when I made a delivery to a cop by Korean village,near the Syrian border. They were wrangling beetles.
I had a female who had her kits underneath my shed outside a while back. They’re inherently intelligent. I fed them almost by hand, always under the mother’s watchful eye. My full-size Chihuahua went near that shed one time, and only once, because that female came out with a grin of sharp teeth and hackles raised; I wouldn’t have gone near there if she’d reacted that way to me either. After observing them, they’re fierce little things who are real survivors, which I guess goes hand-in-hand.
Inbetween dogs I had a pet fox, until spring when the Mennonites come to harvest my nation forest lake after ice breakup. Timmy needed new gloves.
A friend trapped and removed them in the Phoenix area and told me every single fox he caught was rabid.
I can’t wait for Mr. P’s comment on this…
Covid czar Fauci today said masks will henceforth be required while eating, reassuring Americans that masks can stop a virus but not food.
Mr. P, your the man that makes f.f. FUN. Thanks!
I forgot how good Travis Tritt’s voice is.
Wife and I wanted a dinner date tonight. I had her call ahead to find out the covid situation. Masks required. Guess we are doing take-out, but we know a good BBQ place.
Wearing masks in a closed space where most of the time they must be removed is just too much cognitive dissonance for me to tolerate.
…wait a minute. Is this idiot stuffing them through a small hole?
Do all my business in Monticello Florida (a mask free zone) now instead of Tallahassee (masks required by law) for that reason. Can’t wait for the Dr Death Shots to kick in and Useless Idiots start falling over and littering Tallahassee like starlings and crows falling out of the sky.
Nope, its the white sap that comes from the bulb when its still green that has the magic in it.
Bagel seeds!
Fun facts; Eating poppy seeds before a drug test could give you a positive result, and you don’t need to eat that many for it to happen.
or cough medicine from Walmart
Depends on the nature of the drug test. While working in a toxicology lab my boss had me eat a can whole container of poppy seeds one morning and they did urine drug screens on me over the course of the day. While some cheap ones that were non-specific picked up the opiod similarity, the better, more specific ones most definitely did not.
Stapleton?
Not unless it’s a really old video.
He’s just watching a replay of Dr. Strangelove… Just kidding, I always thought it would be cool to use the screen to show this angle, or down/side/hot chick in row 8/etc.
This week blew by.
Mars rover landing
Hop on pop.
Where’d my lakefront go?
Operation Chastise was an attack on German dams carried out on 16–17 May 1943 by Royal Air Force No. 617 Squadron, later called the Dam Busters, using a purpose-built “bouncing bomb” developed by Barnes Wallis.
They got the altitude for deployment right by mounting angled lights under the wings. when the beams met and the distance to target was right, the button got pushed.
So the 617th is still at it. Cool.
Feel the geek. Fluorescence is the emission of light by a substance that has absorbed light or other electromagnetic radiation. It is a form of luminescence. In most cases, the emitted light has a longer wavelength, and therefore lower energy, than the absorbed radiation
And now, because he’s a brown immigrant, he commands a nuclear sub in the US Navy.
$3 billion for a submarine? Does India have a Pentagon, too?
India has a huge army. Hope they are better than the Navy…
Evidently India has Affirmative Discrimination too.
They didn’t lose it…they know where it is.
Amazing! Is that a mask on her chin?
Its the bandage from when she tried 18mph.
She’s only 12 years old
I can’t tell how many legs she has.
You need to put a decimal point between the numbers if you want me to participate…
It’s what blacks Excell at.
No other humans are faster than them.
And f.f. says…
groady to the max…
If you think those early cartoons were innocent, think again. They were very sexual.
🎵We’ve got crab legs 🎶
Democrat crabs marching in lockstep.
Pelosi’s gyno has a nightmare…
Which way does evolution go again?
A 33rd deg mason, as were Trotsky, Lenin, and that other guy- trained in New York. The “communist” revolution was manufactured by illuminati.
As was the French Revolution. Read The Controversy of Zion, by Douglas Reed. Free download on archive.org. Best book I’ve ever read, bar none, on any subject.
The mayor of Houston loves number games.
The Treeminator
I prefer a fixed head that can carry the tree around, stack into a twitch, and pick up fallen trees.
The .gov is going to need a fleet of those to supply the paper to print the money on.
US currency is around 75% cotton.
and 100% backed by nothing.
They use those here to cut trees an inch from the ground and stack them for the log trucks.
I’ve changed my mind. A few hundred of these instead of guillotines. Sure, a lot messier, but big tarps are cheap and blood mean makes great rose food.
Steyer head on a limber… ran one for a very brief time, didn’t like them. Limit Head were much better, imo.
This is a faller delimber machine, I worked with just a delimber, to clarify
Tom Steyer?