To Fight White Supremacy, Coca-Cola Discontinues Vanilla Coke

Via The Babylon Bee

ATLANTA, GA—To fight white supremacy, Coca-Cola has discontinued its controversial product Vanilla Coke, saying it is “too white” and must be dismantled as part of the company’s continued emphasis on eliminating whiteness from society.

All varieties of Vanilla Coke, from Cherry Vanilla and Orange Vanilla to Vanilla Vanilla, will be pulled from shelves as part of Coca-Cola’s push to lessen whiteness.

“We now recognize that our Vanilla Coke product perpetuates whiteness in a racist, problematic society and harms our efforts to make people less white,” said a Coca-Cola executive Friday. “Anything with even a hint of whiteness must be eliminated. We now realize that we were, in fact, part of the problem all along as we promoted the alt right-adjacent flavor of ‘vanilla.'”

“We will do better,” he said before resigning, canceling and doxing himself, and banishing himself to a remote island in the Caribbean to think about his whiteness.

Chocolate Coke will replace the “toxic, problematic” product, and drinking it will, of course, be mandatory.

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Stephanie Shepard

Honestly, can you think of a “whiter” company than Coca-cola? The lack of self-awareness is baffling.

Auntie K.
Auntie K.

White Rock beverages?
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Auntie’s favourite. Best tasting and that oh-so-sexy Psyche as the hot logo. Don’t forget either: “For Purity”.

Nope, this classic beverage company wins hands down.

brian
brian

Fairy tale… Tasted like Cisk… /s

Stephanie Shepard

Never heard of it.

Tom MacGyver
Tom MacGyver

Yeah, but unfortunately, these days all the fairies are men…

Machinist
Machinist

Disney. After the release of Snow White…

KaD
KaD
Student of History
Student of History

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MIke
MIke

I am retired Coke – If this crap was being taught in my time – I would have come into office with a case of Pepsi and provided my employees with logical pop. What’s going on with you mental MORONS – RACISTS POS SHIT COMPANY – I am proud of being white – May be less black will help with Black on Black crimes in this country. PEPSI HAS IT!!!!

musket
musket

About 5 years ago Coke began tasting like dish water. I stopped buying it and started buying A&W Diet Root Beer and their cream soda. I have no idea who the manufacturer is but both are great in moderation. Fuck Coke and the horse it rode in on.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia

Actually, I think Coke comes out of the horse it rode in on, or maybe that’s Budweiser.

Roberto
Roberto

Costco sells mexican coke, made with real sugar, none of that corn syrup crap.

gilberts
gilberts

Coke owns A&W.
They own Barq’s too.

bodenplukt
bodenplukt

I don’t drink sodas much, but I love ginger beer…bunderberg is mild, Cock and Bull is hot…and then there is Moxie….

gilberts
gilberts

Coke owns Moxie, too.

Vektor
Vektor

Not funny. Done with Coke.
No money for companies that hate me.

falconfight
falconfight

Pretty soon there won’t be any companies from which to buy.

Barney Rubble
Barney Rubble

Last time I looked, the list was getting pretty long. Will probably have to start buying from Vladimer’s Russian companies.

falconflight
falconflight

The insanity will have no bounds, and you know it. The two SCOTUS decisions regarding Trump today is the official codification of a dead and stinking Republic. Long live the Republic.

Chemist46
Chemist46

BOYCOTT COCA-COLA!!!!!

JIMSKI
JIMSKI

OMG stop with the sarc it is LOST on this group………

B Perales
B Perales

via Babylon Bee, that’s a satire site.

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