The Important Thing Is No Mean Tweets

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

The Important Thing Is No Mean Tweets

Americans are a spoiled people who do not understand just how good they have it – sure, the economy is tanking, our kids are locked out of school, and President Badfinger is handing the Chi Coms our country on a platter, but that ignores the big picture.

There are no more mean tweets.

Donald Trump has been successfully banished by means of the most honest and legitimate election ever, according to important and smart people who would never lie to you and who have zero personal interest in reinforcing the power and position of their garbage Establishment. Gone along with him, thanks to the brave help of the social media overlords, is his ability to tweet. No more mean tweets people – think of it! Savor it. And forget everything else that is going on.

You know, there have been legendary epochs in human history before now where everything changed for the better. The Age of Pericles. The Pax Romana. The Renaissance. The Obama years. And now joining these fabled eras, is the era of No Mean Tweets.

What a time to be alive!

Instead of mean tweets, we live in an age when we embrace science. Okay, some science. Not the science that says life begins at conception. Not the science that says men can’t menstruate. And certainly not the science that says public school teachers should go do their damn jobs. The other science, the good kind. Like the science that teaches that the world is getting hotter because you peasants have cars and barbecues. Science teaches us that it recently got cold in Texas because of global warming. And when it gets hot in Texas this summer, that will also be because of global warming.

Wow! Science and no mean tweets. We are experiencing a new dawn here, people.

The dearth of mean tweets does call for some trade-offs. It’s not all dessert, folks – you have to eat your broccoli too! These trade-offs include having tens of thousands of people put out of good American jobs because the Keystone pipeline was shut down and fracking banned. But the suffering of some people in the uncool precincts of the United States is an affordable price to pay for erotically unsatisfied wine moms in purple suburbs not having to get onto the Twitter machine and encounter mean tweets from the Bad Orange Man. And it’s a particularly affordable price to pay since these suburban swells aren’t the ones paying it. After all, their husbands have soft, girlish hands, unlike those wrench-wielding brutes.

Our military was once the most feared fighting force in human history, but under the command of Matlock-Fan-In-Chief President *, it is taking a two-month interregnum not to figure out why it hasn’t won a war since before Britney Spears went crazy, but to figure out how it can cleanse the ranks of people who like America and don’t announce their pronouns. Sure, there’s the risk of a bloody disaster where thousands of our troops will die because the brass chose to focus on college campus ideological fetishes instead of, you know, fighting and winning wars, but there is an upside.

No mean tweets.

In fact, we can carve that in the tombstones of the dead, if we can actually recover any of the bodies from the ships the People’s Liberation Army Navy sends to the bottom of the soon-to-be renamed Chinese Ocean: “Here lies Seaperson John Doe (He/Him). He died so that you would not have to endure any more mean tweets.”

Let’s have some perspective, people.

The First Amendment right to speak freely is under assault? But no mean tweets!

The First Amendment right to worship freely is under assault? But no mean tweets!

The Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms is under assault? But no mean tweets!

A dual-track justice system, where Capitol Hill trespassers languish without bail under a mountain of hyped-up charges while BLM/Antifa rioters go free with charges dismissed? But no mean tweets!

Fanatical leftist racism enshrined in every aspect of private and public life? But no mean tweets!

An illegal alien red carpet without all those pesky COVID tests? But no mean tweets!

Hey, Jen Psaki, is it true the administration wants us to tie diapers around our faces for the next few years even after everyone gets vaccinated? Sure, but let’s circle back to the real story – no mean tweets!

Now, there are some people out there who might weigh the terrible, crushing burden of knowing that Donald Trump is tweeting mean tweets against the wholesale devastation of the Asterisk Administration’s leftist program and think, “Gee, perhaps my aesthetic objections to some of the rough edges of our former president are not as important as ensuring that America does not sprint downhill into decline. Maybe, just maybe, in the big picture, Trump’s mean tweets were not as important as the things he actually did and did not do.”

Well, such people are racists, sexists, transphobes, and insurrectionists.

We are blessed, no longer with superficial things like freedom, prosperity, and national security, but now with the comfort that comes with knowing that not only will our current not-at-all-crusty president not tweet mean things, but that he probably can’t even figure out how to.

America, rejoice!

No mean tweets.

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Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse

Having never sent or received a Tweet, I am unable to assess the horrible damage reading a 140 character message caused my fellow citizens. I am able to assess the horrible damage caused by those in charge of this evil social media. I am able to judge what should be done to them, all sans remorse.

GAZ
GAZ

Trump blew it with his constant worldwide display of sociopathic narcissism.
If you want to do damage to the enemy use surgical strikes, don’t pander to the lowest common denominator.
Trump alienated countless people with his every day, all day, tit for tat, pissed off 13 year old girl tweets, how very intelligent of him. Don’t rise above or show actual wisdom or anything…fucking gameshow host.
He could have done great things.
NO presidents , current or past, should be allowed on any social media , they say stupid shit and equities and bonds go haywire, or start an armed conflict.

Craven Warrior
Craven Warrior

Let it go. He’s gone and YOU missed the whole point of the article. Jeez!

GAZ
GAZ

The more flak you take the closer you are to the target.
Down vote aWAAAaaay 🙂

Mygirl....maybe

The more flak you take the closer you are to the target.
Down vote aWAAAaaay 🙂

Please, the reason you got the downvotes is because you wrote stupid and irrelevant stuff. Your TDS is strong and essentially…lame. Attempts to sugar coat it otherwise are just sad…

Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse

The markets about doubled under Trump so that is on par with the rest of your usually fuqued up commentary señor prog.

GAZ
GAZ

…..”big fat bubble”….

Anonymous
Anonymous

Your “Big Fat Bubble” was being blown a few terms before Trump ever budgeted his first FRN.
Your shortsighted recollections don’t seem to reflect that. Trump was little more than a speedbump in the fast lane to socialist hell.

Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse

The bubble is going to get a lot bigger because there are trillions on the sidelines and the Ivy League Shitheads keep summoning more digits for their helicopter drops. Some, most probably laughed when I called for DOW 30,000 a couple of years ago. We could see 35,000 on the DOW this year, but it won’t buy any more than DOW 10,000 a decade ago did because it’s all just stated in diluted FRN. For the record, I didn’t sell in 2000, ’08, or this past Spring. Dividend investors love big drops. Bubbles come, bubbles go, dividends usually get paid no matter which.

centinal
centinal

Why do you care what he said on social media?

GAZ
GAZ

Work on your reading comprehension , then read my post again.

Mygirl....maybe

Read your post again? Why? Will it become more intelligent through repetitive readings? Hardly.

Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse

But, but, he has a degree. “They” all have degrees don’t they?

Joe Blow
Joe Blow

Ha. Hit a few nerves here with the truth. All he had to do was not be a sociopathic narcissist and he would have been re-elected. He put off a lot of low information people with the behavior.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Well, it’s pretty obvious someone got his feelings hurt by Trump’s liberal use of his First Amendment rights. Your TDS projection is so bad it doesn’t allow you and a few million other idiots past the reality of fraudulent elections, true incitement to violence, and suppression of free speech paid for by your favorite Big Money hypocrites.
Enjoy Turnip Joe and the next few years of Obama’s third term. You deserve it.

Joe Blow
Joe Blow

Geez dude/dudette, not saying I was put off. Pissed and concerned with the situation as anyone else here.

But I know of lot of people that the main reason not voting for him was that he was “mean”.

Shit, I would have been happier with him myself if he would have followed through on his rhetoric.

Read the rest of the comment above and comprehend…

Anonymous
Anonymous

No need to read further. Politicians talk.
I found Trump’s running 140 character barbs and missteps quite amusing because they caused an outsized overreaction and outed the Cancel Culture hypocrites. Actually, you should thank Trump for his boorish 1A behavior. It highlighted the cockroaches because they felt compelled to throw shade.

Joe Blow
Joe Blow

I don’t disagree. Exposing cockroaches and rats is a positive. I was just noting empirical evidence to people I know that don’t watch, listen and think deeply. They were turned off. Then again, it might not have mattered anyway. They would just have likely bought into the MSM tripe anyway.

Peace

Ed
Ed

He WAS reelected. Try to keep up.

yahright
yahright

Doesn’t everyone want a pussy dealing with world leaders? The Obama apology tour starts again.

Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse

GAZ-troll does.

KaD
KaD

So am I hearing right? If added, they would be able to seize property of “suspected” domestic terrorist, and what is their definition of a suspected terrorist? https://www.oann.com/biden-plans-to-issue-a-new-anti-domestic-terrorism-law-as-a-possible-way-to-target-american-citizens/

Ed
Ed

Not that I’m a Biden fan, but Marco Rubio came up with that “seizure of suspects” bill idea.

Failed Presidential Candidate, Marco Rubio, Introduces Gun Control For Anyone Ever Investigated For ‘Domestic Terrorism’

OANN may have reported that earlier, I don’t know. Biden never had an original thought in his life and presidents can’t “issue laws”, either. OANN isn’t even an alternative to CNN for anyone who reads instead of watching TV or online vids

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

America is a banana republic. Better get used to it. Learn how to bribe.

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