WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Send In The Clowns

Why so serious? Well, because after a long days work at the local clown store. Bumpo the clown here is rolling back to savings at his local Walmart. Food of choice? Frozen pizza for a clown who appears to have clown mouth, and no regrets.

SKin Colored Yoga Pants

We couldn’t feature these skin colored on our sister site Girls In Yoga Pants, however this was the right place to post since it was seen at Walmart.

Sup girl, on a scale of 1 to your crew cut how free are you this weekend?

4490

Really? You love the state of Texas that much? Man, I hope someone tattoos RGIII taking a shit on your head this weekend.

To quote the wise and poetic Backstreet Boys – “Quit playing games with my heart.” So true. So true.

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It takes some serious balls to look like this!….Hair balls people! Get your mind out of the gutter!

It’s not about the attention, he just doesn’t want tan lines on his cheeks!

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Why does it always seem that only the ones who shouldn’t be wearing the short booty shorts are the ones who need to get something on the bottom rack?

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Chester Cheetah is on the scene! Now I’m sad that there will never be Cheetos Paws ever again…

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Why is it guys who dress as women try wear things that women don’t even bother wearing? Like there’s no reason to go that far over the top. We get it.

873

Bottom biscuit season is nearing it’s end. Not sure it will be missed, but we must soon say goodbye anyway. What better way than for you guys to sit back and judge?!?!

1867MICH

After I noticed the jorts, baby-blue wife beater tucked in to her blue boxers, and gumball flat-brimmed hat, I tried telling her to put baby pacifiers in her hair and tuck them into her underwear as well, but I guess her gullibility as to what is gangster only goes so far. Go figure.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran

Do they even have Walmart in Australia?

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz

No. Fuck no. Fuck fuck fuck no.

Llpoh
Llpoh

Fatman – it is the people of KMart over here, as I suspect you know.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz

OK, you got me Llpoh. We have got the people of Krispy Kremes. KMart has gone too upmarket in Sydney.

ConcernedCitizen
ConcernedCitizen

Hair balls? Looks like an Oompa Loompa is enjoying his retirement.

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