Public School Teachers Issue Students Their Summer Book-Burning Lists

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—With public schools entering summer break in a couple of months, teachers are usually taking this time to prepare summer reading lists for their students to keep up on reading over the summer. This year, however, due to the alarming rise in problematic literature, teachers will be switching to book-burning lists.

“We need to make sure our students are trained to be vigilant and always look for problematic literature,” said local 8th-grade teacher Lisa Bundergoob. “This list of hateful and transphobic books includes horrible titles like Irreversible Damage and The Cat In The Hat, which have no place in a progressive society and should be burned.”

According to sources, many public schools are de-emphasizing reading — which encourages critical thinking — in favor of activism, which is much easier since you can just have one smart person do the reading for you and tell you what to think.

In light of these new developments in public education, several education watchdogs are sounding the alarm over unregulated homeschooled children who have “unfettered access” to books and often read without any government oversight whatsoever.

“The government needs to stop them,” said Bundergoob.

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11 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 2, 2021 3:30 pm

The Bible is implied.
The Koran would be hilarious.

In fact, I should get a few Korans for when the George Floyd verdict is announced. I could attend the riots and toss a couple Korans on the embers. That would confuse the fuckers. I’d look a little old to be in Antifa, though. I’d probably get stomped to death.

Auntie K.
Auntie K.
  Iska Waran
March 2, 2021 5:41 pm

Wear a dark non-descript hoodie with a large face-mask and sunglasses – you won’t even recognize yourself. Then have a fun time with all the the kids during the biblioclasm. Be sure to also have some of your crew with ya; a 9mm and three extra magazines; as well as a zapper and pepper spray as you never know when things will get sporty.

Walter johnson
Walter johnson
  Iska Waran
March 6, 2021 2:36 am

Wear black, carry a pistol.

Tom MacGyver
Tom MacGyver
March 2, 2021 3:54 pm

Damn, I’m glad I’m done with school-aged kids! That being said, my kids DID have to deal with public schools in the San Francisco Bay Area for quite a while. The schools up there were pushing this crap long before the rest of the country. It’s hard to teach your kids the right things when the school system is overtly telling them their parents are WRONG. Private schools? For three kids? On a military salary?…

m
m
March 2, 2021 3:57 pm

Honorable mention of JBP 😉

falconflight
falconflight
March 2, 2021 4:36 pm

Fake neux, no Bible?

Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
March 2, 2021 7:39 pm

Seeing “Racial Undertones” in Dr Seuss books is the same “undertones” you see when the psychiatrist gives you a Rorschach test with inkblots. What you see when you look at those inkblots determines if the psychiatrist tells you “YOU’RE FRICKN STUPID-CRAZY!!!!! YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP!!!!”….

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 3, 2021 3:04 am

Where Is Fahrenheit 451, Of Mice and Men, Huckleberry fin, Animal Farm, 1984, …. ^^^^^ Beyond Contempt^^^^ , It is not my book but that is a good start if you want to know what is happening in the mind of the stupid.
I greave for open discussions among all and a clear path to Forward. Currently we are going into regression