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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:58 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 7:55 pm

One good gif deserves another.comment image

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:28 pm

I agree but only figuratively.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:59 pm

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Dan
Dan
  nkit
April 2, 2021 5:46 pm

That is actually a pretty good idea. I usually just use a rental car.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dan
April 2, 2021 10:50 pm

If you need news tires for your car, rent a car with the same tire size, switch them and bring back the rental.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:00 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 8:00 pm

OK, Eve, time for your tick check.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
April 2, 2021 10:24 pm

Forest nymph sighting….

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:02 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 6:00 pm

I could watch that all day. Ok, ok, I have been already.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gomer
April 2, 2021 10:51 pm

I’d love to motor boat that.

Gomer
Gomer
  Anonymous
April 2, 2021 11:04 pm

Can’t you see I was here first. Go find your own.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gomer
April 2, 2021 11:17 pm

I did not see you. you must be up her azz.

Gomer
Gomer
  Anonymous
April 3, 2021 10:19 am

Nope, cum and gone. Bon Appetit!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gomer
April 3, 2021 1:27 pm

Well Golllie, Gomer. Did it ever occur to you that I was already past your previous post before you entered it. You must be a liberal, whiney azz biatch. I am not sorry if I hurt your feelings. You know what they say in Russia, “Tough Shitsky, Snowflake.”

Gomer
Gomer
  Anonymous
April 3, 2021 4:03 pm

Sorry to hurt your wittle fweelings. It’s all fun and games til someone gets hurt. Try some Tucks for the butt hurt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gomer
April 3, 2021 5:00 pm

The last time I told you to go fck yourself and the horse you rode in on, I received a letter from your horse. He said to leave him out of your disagreements in the future. He stated that you got home and fcked him in the azz and then you said your dck was too small to reach you azz and it was impossible. Sorry Goober, my feelings don’t get hurt, I just throw $htt back at the azzhole it came from.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 3, 2021 9:31 pm

Dear Mr. Gomer, I humbly and sincerely apologize to you. If you read my third response, I thought you were criticizing me because I thought that you were implying that I stole your comment. Which does not appear to be the case, I am wrong, sorry. Please disregard all my comments if you can. I hope you can forgive me and I wish you and your family good health and well being. Thank you, Joe.

Gomer
Gomer
  Anonymous
April 4, 2021 11:53 am

A public apology like that shows the real size of a person. I very humbly accept. Thank you and blessings to you and yours.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2021 12:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:03 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 8:02 pm

I’ll go optimist on this one.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:30 pm

Traffic stopper

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 8:04 pm

ibtc winner.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 4, 2021 2:18 am

Why this doesn’t have a hundred up votes by now I’ll never understand.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:07 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 7:39 pm

That’s gonna leave a mark…on the blacktop.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 8:06 pm

That’s going to leave a dent, (in the car).

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 9:57 pm

Who sez fat bitches can’t fly?

Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 11:05 pm

Fatapault

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:09 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 9:58 pm

That’s just sick.

Machinist
Machinist
  YourAverageJoe
April 3, 2021 12:11 am

One drop is way the hell to much.

Phil
Phil
  nkit
April 3, 2021 1:48 pm

How do you separate the men from the boys in Afghanistan?

With a crowbar.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2021 12:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:11 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 8:10 pm

May I borrow some of your dental floss?

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:13 pm
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 10:09 pm

What was the address where this dog was rescued from?
I’d like to pass the time of day with the owner.

ELF
ELF
  YourAverageJoe
April 3, 2021 1:29 am

You beat me to that Joe . If you find out , please share the fun .

ELF
ELF
  nkit
April 3, 2021 1:31 am

God bless the people who rescued this lab .
And God DAMN the scum who mistreated it .

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 2:17 pm
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 10:16 pm

Just breaks my heart. I wish I could save them all.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
April 2, 2021 11:39 pm

I told my wife that if these 2 videos don’t break your heart, then you may not have one.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 2, 2021 3:29 pm

Hindenburger is just funny. I don’t even see why Germans wouldn’t laugh. You can’t fly around with giant sacks of hydrogen above your head and think that nothing will ever go wrong.

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  MrLiberty
April 2, 2021 6:07 pm

I read a book about Zeppelins and was surprised to learn they could survive multiple incendiary bombs dropped on them in WW1 by planes over London. I wouldn’t have taken that bet. The Germans used hydrogen because it is readily produced and it was yet unknown that helium is a constituent in natural gas extraction. The US effort at semi-rigid airships had to deflate one to fill the other, but being inflammable, helium was much safer. (Though it provided ~7% less lift.) The Hindenburg incident, which some passengers surprisingly walked away from, is one of those that always raises suspicion of espionage.

Machinist
Machinist
  Dan_of_Reason
April 3, 2021 12:22 am

To this day the Federal Helium Reserve, is a strategic reserve of the United States holding over 1 billion cubic meters (109 m3) of helium gas. The helium is stored at the Cliffside Storage Facility about 12 miles northwest of Amarillo, TX.
Go figure?

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Dan_of_Reason
April 3, 2021 1:20 am

The other reason the Hindenburg used hydrogen is that the US refused to sell them helium.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
April 2, 2021 8:23 pm

Until 4-9, I’m outta here.comment image

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 2, 2021 8:23 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
April 2, 2021 8:38 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  Anonymous
April 2, 2021 11:09 pm

Just on the top. The bottom says “you asshole”.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 9:26 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 10:11 pm

Water is delivered by motorcycle riders in that town.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 9:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 9:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 9:57 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 10:12 pm

I’ll start: They were white!

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
April 2, 2021 11:03 pm

Or the FACT that most, IF not ALL of them were JEWISH!!!

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Roger V. Tranfaglia
April 3, 2021 3:25 am

Really? Source?

nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 2, 2021 11:41 pm

That shooting was a feel-good story for Obama.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 9:57 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 11:19 pm

Stupid fuckers. Trapped between a pack of wolves and tens of millions of armed normies. Me thinks they are gonna need a bigger wall.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
April 3, 2021 10:28 am

Yes it is fun and games until the anal glands explode and you get it in your face. If you have a mustache or a beard you will be shaving them off.

ELF
ELF
  Doctor de Vaca
April 3, 2021 12:44 pm

I’m assuming you know this by experience . LOL !

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  ELF
April 3, 2021 7:51 pm

Unfortunately, yep.

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