Now They Want To Control Your F*****G Life!

Add this to your list of things these DEMonic MF-ers want to control. Regarding the title, I literally mean your days of fucking.

While not yet law, Assembly Member Rebecca Seawright (D–New York City) is sponsoring  Assembly Bill A6540 which modifies the meaning of “consent”.  The new meaning is this … getting Nookie via “deception,” “concealment,” or “artifice” violates consent!  Demfuks will make it a crime if you are anything but less than truthful with your sex partner!

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Wife: He lied to me your Honor!

Judge:How so?

Wife:  “He said I did not look fat in this dress!

Judge:I see. How much do you weigh?

Wife:287 pounds.

Judge:What happened next?

Wife:He talked me into a blow job.  I hate giving blowjobs.  I did not want to do it, sir. But, after he told me I wasn’t a Big Fat Tub Of Lard, I temporarily lost my mind and  lip-locked his tiny weenie!  He tricked me with his lies! He even promised not to cum in my mouth.

Judge:Sir, did you keep that last promise?

Husband: Sure did. I squirted my love juice all over her fat ass.

Judge: Guilty as charged!! Two years in the clink for you!

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This is no laughing matter! Reason Magazine    states;

“…. if consent is defined as sex obtained without any deception, concealment, or artifice, anyone who lies to or omits information from a prospective sexual partner would be guilty of sexual misconduct …. this could open the floodgates of criminal prosecution (and civil suits) involving any number of wrong but incredibly common situations among sexual partners.”

Meet a chick in a bar and you tell her you’re a successful  stockbroker — instead of your job as a janitor — GUILTY!  Tell someone you’re single, but you’re not — GUILTY!  Your dating profile on Match says you’re only interested in long-term relationships but, you dump her after One Good Lay — GUILTY!

Indeed, any half-truths—or even omissions—about your social or financial status could possibly count as artifice or “concealment.” And get this … it even covers lying or concealing information about your race, ethnicity, or religion!   (On the bright side, it appears Dudes might be able to sue Babes who have fake tits.)

You think this is funny?  Unless you think that controlling EVERY aspect of your life, including the conditions under which you Do The Nasty ….. it’s not funny anymore!!!

If lying to get yourself laid is made a crime, no one will ever want to have sex again

THE END

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 10, 2021 11:31 am

But it will always be OK to lie about being a transexual. It will always be ok to lie about your vaccine status (god only knows what recipients might be able to infect people with in the future), and it will always be ok to lie about your political affiliation unless you are one who still supports freedom, liberty, etc.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
April 10, 2021 11:32 am

Fucking unbelievable.

Ken31
Ken31
  Auntie Kriest
April 10, 2021 5:30 pm

Every social policy of the last 120 years has been a gun pointed at the gametes of common people. Well they are done fucking around, so go get your sterilization vaccine. But just in case, there is also this.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Ken31
April 10, 2021 6:18 pm

Certain demographics are excluded e.g. LaKanneesha and the baby daddies have had nothing but encouragement and funding from the gubbermint here in the USSA over the last half century.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
April 10, 2021 11:44 am

No one will want to have sex again

That’s the point. They don’t want people to have sex. See 1984 for more info.

Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
  Mary Christine
April 10, 2021 11:54 am

I saw something a couple of months ago that said anyone who’s unwilling to date a tranny was a bigoted no good so and so.

LeRoux
LeRoux
  Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
April 10, 2021 12:37 pm

Will the day come, when you can be sued for refusing the sexual
advances and demands of a Tranny?

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  LeRoux
April 10, 2021 10:29 pm

Teen Vogue wrote an article extolling the virtues of anal sex. Teen Vogue markets itself to teenage girls. Why would a ‘fashion magazine’ for teenagers promote anal sex? Because it ties into the culture of idolizing all things homosexual. Why do drag queens read to children in libraries? Why are straight white men the most demonized of all in progressive ‘culture’? What happens when homosexual sex becomes dominate over heterosexual sex?
No babies.

LeRoux
LeRoux
  Mygirl....maybe
April 11, 2021 6:13 am

Endorsement of Perversion is not supposed to be an accepted
feature of what I will vaguely label “Judeo-Christian” belief.
If following a simple game book, you have a codex for good
being laid out at the time Moses left Egypt. (Of course, it
existed earlier, but at this point, it coalesced) (Basically
Harems and multiple marriages, as well as child contract marriage
were accepted, but the rest of the rigmarole ended up forbidden.)

Embracing and empowering Perversion became a sales point of the
opposing team. I do not really see this point as being flexible, and see
it more as an identifying feature of those in Catholic, Protestant, and
Political Leadership, who embrace and endorse Perversion through
their daily activities. (it becomes apparent who they truly serve.)

I do not believe there has been any “Miraculous Change” in the
Original Contracts that have existed for thousands of years.

ASIG
ASIG
April 10, 2021 11:49 am

Only the tip, I promise.

brian
brian
April 10, 2021 12:11 pm

And in Commiefornia you don’t have to ell a person you have AID’s or other STD. Weird huh…

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
April 10, 2021 12:24 pm

“Brave New World” these things must be controlled ya know.

Gomer
Gomer
April 10, 2021 12:29 pm

Who is in the mood when the gov is sticking it to ya in the butt 24/7?

Machinist
Machinist
April 10, 2021 12:30 pm

Mickey Mouse is engaged in a nasty divorce proceeding with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the Judge about the up coming divorce.
The Judge responds, “I’m sorry Mickey, but you can’t legally separate on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…”
Mickey blurts out, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane…, I said that she is fucking Goofy!”

LeRoux
LeRoux
  Machinist
April 10, 2021 12:40 pm

1979, Dutch Harbor Alaska, I heard that joke. – – –
(from Greg Holbrook?)
AND> Today is the second time. But, I never forgot it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2021 1:09 pm

So the women who have reached the age of consent are still considered incapable of deciding to engage in sexual relations or not and no longer have the ultimate right to say no at any time . Is this because they are children in need of legal protection . This sort of blows the entire equal rights , equal responsibility & accountability up in women’s face

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 11, 2021 2:24 am

The first time I heard the term “reproductive rights” was coming from the mouth of bill clinton’s wife-and I still have the image of that cu*t shouting the term burned into my visual memory.

Chinablue
Chinablue
April 10, 2021 1:29 pm

It’ll take a little time, but I can think of one thing that would really help to solve her problem. Actually, it would solve a lot of our problems period! Paraphrasing the immortal words of Bob Barker, “And remember folks, always spay or neuter Democrats.” Feral Democrats, a hindrance to the advancement of intelligent life on the planet.

David
David
April 10, 2021 2:05 pm

Author, you took the wrong premise straight out the gate in this article. The biggest lies told for sex come from the female, not the male. You’re perception may have been true in days of yore but those days are long gone. Women are the sexual predators today!

fujigm
fujigm
April 10, 2021 2:39 pm

Use only non-committal statements, and record all interactions (up to and including sexual interaction) to CYA.
“Are you a Trump supporter?”
“He has some unusual perspectives, but he is an entertainer, you know with the Apprentice, and his stints with WWE.”
“Are you interested in marriage?”
“If I found the right person.” (The right person wouldn’t be interested in marriage)
People hear what they want to hear. It’s almost like a gut punch when you play back what you really said when they swear you said something else.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2021 2:50 pm

Well gosh!
I didn’t realize that Fleshlights had a sound function now. But it sounds more like whining than ecstasy, so I’ll just steer clear like have have been.
Sorry folks. =/

Pablo
Pablo
April 10, 2021 3:37 pm
Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Pablo
April 10, 2021 5:03 pm

Auntie rather enjoyed the I.C.P’s. take on appropriate nihilism for the times.

But be warned, the real Shit-Fire-Storm is just getting started.

KaD
KaD
April 10, 2021 5:36 pm
niebo
niebo
April 10, 2021 5:54 pm

“Hey, babe . . . what time is it?”

Glances at watch. “Quarter to three.”

She glances down at her phone and says, “No, it’s 2:43, you GD rapist!!”

Put another way . . . what is “deception”, exactly? Is is it intentional manipulation of the facts or a simplification of complicated facts? Is it a victimization like Satan in the garden, to Eve, or is it calling a trans man a “tall, giant scary woman” before you saw the adam’s apple . . . an innocent mistake?

How sinister these word-games (and truth itself, right?) can become depends on how sinister THEY want them to be . . . not you.

bug
bug
April 10, 2021 8:46 pm

Then again, some of us don’t have to lie to get laid….

This law is especially cute when in Cali, the law says you don’t have to tell your potential partner you have AIDS.

gilberts
gilberts
April 11, 2021 2:49 am

Imagine if this was applied equally to both sides?
All those chicks with fake booties and boobies and instagram filters and fake profile pics would be screwed…

Liberal Tears
Liberal Tears
May 11, 2021 6:21 pm

Maybe, just MAYBE don’t fucking lie to get laid? Doesn’t seem too difficult unless you are an unsuccessful, ugly POS like the author of this trash article. If you are against a law like this you need to take a serious look at your life. Are you ok with a woman lying about being on birth control to get pregnant? Things like that are the reason a law like this needs to be passed.