WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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In her defense, that is kinda the entire premise of the show ‘Friends’. Pretty sure if that show was on HBO there would have ended up being a big orgy.

Don’t let the long jean skirt distract you from the long tail. Or maybe don’t let the long tail distract you from the long jean skirt? I’m not sure. The important thing is take it all in and enjoy.

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It’s Championship Sunday in the NFL today and it looks like we’re not the only ones pulling for the Steelers on their Stairway to Seven.

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Ha! What the flying f*ck is that hat on your head?!?! – And let’s go to our reviewers, the only people to ever be able to pull off a tiny hat, Men of Film, for their thoughts on her style choice.

I had a good joke here, but it slipped right through the cracks on me. Oh well.

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Bottom biscuits on the top shelf?!?! Yeah I know that’s just plumbers crack, but whatever. The name is not important, what’s important is figuring out “Who Wears it Better?”

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This looks like either the best or worst music video ever. I’ve got no idea whats going on in the cart, but I like neon pants just twerkin’ it the whole time. Very innovative. Oh and for those of who don’t know what twerkin’ is, just do yourself a favor and resist the urge to investigate.

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Must be taking one hell of a power dump to be getting all crazy legged there.

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He’s like an Irish Santa…but sober. 13 days!

♫ Croc bells ring, are you listening? Weird rubber shoes, what am I missing? Not a beautiful sight, wouldn’t even wear ’em at night, damn I think Crocs are stupid as f*ck! ♫

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I see you found the hidden pineapple on Psych. Oh, and I also see that you spend a few hours each day applying makeup to tell the world that you’re different from them while on the inside you simply wish you could just blend in….or you are just extremely ugly and need to cover it up. Either way, enjoy scaring elderly people.

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Listen pal, if you’re gonna wear the Daisy Duke’s you can’t be timid about it. It’s either all or nothing. Wearing a pair of shorts underneath just says “I like the style of cut-off jeans, but I’m not strong enough emotionally to deal with other people’s judgement.” So, either man up and wear them proud or leave it to the Walcreatures of the world who truly just don’t give a f*ck!

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In case you didn’t know it yet, swimsuit season is upon us. Hope you guys are hungry because we’ll have a few months of cottage cheese and muffin tops for you to fill up on…But if those delicacies aren’t your fancy, you can head on over to our friends that are back at TheBeachCreeps.com and see some tastier treats.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Anonymous
Anonymous

These are the people that the elites and PTB want to kill off with the covid “vaccines”. When that happens, I will miss the People of Walmart.

LeRoux
LeRoux

I hope the Elites Feel guilty when the People of Walmart
Are GONE!

lamont cranston
lamont cranston

Jorts…has to be in FL. Gator fan, no doubt.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest

Crocs (“Winter Wonderland”) song officially an earworm now. Thanks a lot.

Machinist
Machinist

I’m just happy not to have to worry about the photos being accompanied by smells emanating from them.

LeRoux
LeRoux

Scratch and Sniff LED Laptop Monitor?
I shouldn’t give Huawei any ideas.

Ed
Ed

Y’all hafta admit, that big leg heifer with the yellow leggins is hot as fuck.

Yahsure
Yahsure

Crocs are great. The nasty people in these photos? not at all.

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