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Newly installed off ramp in demoncrap counties.
Looks like he was trying to reenact the “Live Free or Die Hard” helicopter moment.
Sitting in his trailer with a coffee and cigarette, Mr. Hugel told his wife, “We’re finally out of that GD trailer park that got hit with a tornado every frigging year. We’re much safer here–“
If you don’t recognize the skit, it is from an episode of British Top Gear (back when they had talented folks on the show). They all hate “caravans” (as they call camping trailers) so much, that they decided to do a stunt where they drove cars off a cliff attempting to destroy one. As you see there are rings on the ground for scoring points.
What stood out to me is it looks like the engine was pulled out and a jet engine installed in the back.
I don’t fully remember the episode, but that sounds like something they might do.
Don’t worry, everyone’s okay except Kenny–who’s now smeared over the fender–but he’ll be back next week as usual.
nice south park ref. BP
“Looking at the track, that’s where I would sit”, said no one ever.
Rally Racing: where it’s much more dangerous to be a spectator than a competitor.
“Harvey, is it July 4th?”
“No.”
“Then we’re fucked.”
Isn’t that video from the Beyrouth port explosion few years back?
I think its a fireworks storage facility.
OK
Explosion at Mexico fireworks market leaves 31 dead.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/dec/20/huge-explosion-fireworks-market-mexico-video.
Just another “mostly peaceful protest” in Portland.
Nothing to see here. Move along….
Got your back Z…
Please tell me Joe and Kamala were home.
Shhhhhh!!!!……That would put President Pelosi in office…..
That seems more efficient than the way we did it in 1814.
AOC almost died again when she wasn’t anywhere near there when it happened.
She was suffering from the liberal version of PTSD (Participation Trophy Stress Disorder)
As Jason tumbled head over heels and the ceiling collapsed on him he vowed to give this Airbnb his lowest rating.
Hey Bob, I know Jason.
Now THATS funny….
Also available from the same manufacturer: the Ronco Pocket Howitzer…
A Ron Popple special.
Want one – along with a few extra rounds.
…recoil’s a little snappy…
I want to see him conceal carry…
Proof that giants existed and were technologically capable.
Canada’s Liberals award billion-dollar defense contract to Nerf to replace the muskets the army’s been using since 1695.
Is that a cat he’s shooting at?
You can always imagine that it is.
Damn – Isaac Newton scores again!
Hurt her thumb and the reflex loosens the grip. Arms are and hands still kept flexed. After the reflex, her brain gets the signal of pain and the rest of the grip is surrendered. Pretty good reaction to try and protect the face.
He would have gotten his finger stuck in the trigger guard, and we would have had a darwin award winner.
The just don’t make men like the used these days.
Normal Monday morning for poor John.
Believe or not at UConn it happened before the movie. My friend was forced to live in my off campus apt. God that killed my grades. Still gaduated it seys
I’ve been there… damn slow barkeeps!
Parakeets are alcoholics. My grandma had one and it would literally get into their Highballs to drink some.
Doing that in an Irish bar could get you killed.
Just being in an Irish bar could get you killed.
just being irish could get you killed.
A bottomless bottle of Jameson? I know what i want for fathers day.
God invented Whiskey, to keep the Irish from conquering the world….
Red Foreman for president.
The only Kitty I really liked.
My favorite Kitty
I’d love to sip on that, and a drink of whisky, too.
Be honest now – who here DOESN’T gargle with Jack Daniels in the morning??
White Russians maybe…
I cannot stand Jack Daniels. Give me straight Bourbon anytime of the day or night.
And you call yourself a TN Patriot!
Just like my Dad, blended whiskey gives me the sh**s. I have not tied the single barrel JD, so will reserve commenting further until then.
That’s about how I drank my SS Dolphins only it was from a silver gallon bucket and I was NOT going to drain it. So most of it went in my lap until I surfaced with my Dolphins in my teeth.
Smart, and thanks for serving.
Aye, me too: tallest glass from Studebaker’s in Honolulu, filled with all kinds of alcohol, plus my new dolphins. Non-stop chugging and stop with dolphins in my teeth. Got lucky and managed on the first try. SSN-639, Sept 1992.
Be well, Brother of the Phin.
Kills the smell…
Bob P is going to get nuts
I think she’s just coming out of Bob’s room. Bob, how are you feeling?
Well she took her shirt off, tied me to the bedposts, took my pants off, took my picture and sent it to my wife, then stole my booze and left. I think it might cost me my marriage, so I’m good.
I’m getting very impatient. One hour and they still haven’t popped out.
Good things come to those who wait.
Only if…
I think it is physically impossible that they did not pop out on the first bounce. Bob, will you do a scientific study on the matter and report back?
I only have access to my wife for such a study and hers start off below the shirt.
Your honour, I licked her breasts only because I hate to see beer going to waste. Yes they were scrumptious but that was simply a fortunate happenstance.
Oh, Smudge, you’re full of shit. All stupid people look stupid–and ugly.
Yep
I know it’s no longer Xmas season but couldn’t let that one go to waste in those times of Love Riots Burning and Killing:
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Don’t downplay knives. We learned this week from an unimpeachable source (Twitter) that black teenage girls stab each other just for fun. Stabbing with phones, watches, or wallets just isn’t the same.
I tried this theory out on my wife. I said, “How ’bout a blow, you ho?” She definitely did not love it, if I interpret her shoe up my ass correctly.
When grumpy old men know their grumpy old men.
Used to manufacture those for the tap handle business
And when you pronounce it ‘sammich’
You can say that again, nigger.
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
f.f.?
sheee moo foo…
Dindu still doin’ nuffin’
You’re on fire today
Agreed. Thanks, MrL!
Bu…bu..but water boarding is torture
Worry not, Phillipe, the Democrats will come to the rescue. They’ll tax away half of Robert’s income and hand it to you so you can do nothing other than ponder, “I think I’m better than Robert therefore I am” all day long.
The freakin’ hassidic “jews” in Israel don’t do shite all day except study and think of stupid things while the government pays them and excuses them from mandatory service.
locking themselves inside their heads like that to study demons is probably worse punishment than having to work
Four year Marine Electrician apprenticeship. Retired 15 years later a GS-12 engineer.
She will; should be good for a few days before she goes rotten.
Yeah, let the rigor leave and the bacteria will tenderize her quite well.
Yep
There were no knocks on the door before 1990 in Eastern Europe states where I am from. They just broke it down took you away and you were guilty until found innocent.
Sadly, I see US heading that way.
epitome of stupid…
She might be right. Toilet paper manufacturers have not raised prices. So what if one roll now lasts for only one shit? It’s still the same price, dammit!
Manufacturers will start packaging the tubes only… whole new meaning to poop chute
I’ve never seen a human look so much like an NPC cartoon character.
Hey, YourAverageJoe, gonna order sweet and sour kitty balls?
They’re in my shotgun already.
Try the Moo Goo Gai Kitty or the Meow Mein. It’s purrfect!
Seriously, there was a lost cat posted near me saying it disappeared behind the chinese food restaurant.
1970s, Wenatchee Washington.
Busted the Mandarin Restaurant with the cooks in the process
of preparing a cat. The claim was that it was for their personal
dining pleasure, and not for “Resale”, but such claims were
insufficient to keep the restaurant open.
Had two Chinese restaurants in my town busted for serving cat. That didn’t get them shut down though- they got shut down for hiring and housing illegal immigrants. One owner and his wife went to jail. The other restaurant’s owner fled the country. Neither restaurant exists anymore.
Another Chinese restaurant was busted for going into a local park and killing the ducks to serve in their restaurant.
Happened back in the 90’s in East Tennessee.
At least they got hit for the correct crime.
It’s not that uncommon. It also happened in my neighborhood back in the late 70s.
Back in the ’80s I was living in LA — and there was a story about how an asian restaurant was caught serving animals that it’d obtained from the local Animal Rescue …
After an evening of beer drinking in the P.I. one would go for puppy on a stick. Just as BBQ in America has good bark on it one can hear the bark in a nice lumpia.
Ain’t right.
It is rare nowadays but it did happen. Guam is 25% Filipino (maybe more now that was in early 90s) and dog was eaten but oldsters. It was certainly eaten when I was born there.
Doesn’t matter. The Supreme Court will dismiss the case on technical grounds.
Since they are spending money that technically does not exist, the taxpayers have no standing.
Next case.
Sorry in advance:
The Future Looks Wide Open!!! (???)
(The weirdest part for me is the appearances of the Ladies
that are Gainfully Employed. – – -)
Apology not accepted.
Throwing out those things fouls up the environment. At the very least put him in the recycle bin.
I save them to start the fire to burn all the dead branches in the backyard. It’s illegal normally but I burn those on St John’s day and claim a religious reasons.
Earth Day is a good day to burn brush.
And irrigation ditches
And tires.
Years ago, I realized all these donation drives are sending the exact same message:
“Send MORE money!!”
That made it so much easier to ignore them.
Plus we’ve all read stories of how the vast majority of the money goes for “salaries” for the employees.
Yup. Pretty exorbitant salaries at that.
When Oprah and an ugly sheep meet.
That’s just groady to the max.
Taste the confusion.
That’s what she said.
Last time my wife went down on her knees in front of me she started praying I would drop dead.
I’ll get on my knees, when God asks, until then the rest of you morons can enjoy your self imposed slavery.
It worked for a Jamaican/Indian.
kamala’s campaign slogan