MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple Racist Gestures

Via The Babylon Bee

CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher.

“We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players,” said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. “This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific racism during one of our games.”

According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs “Sluggo” O’Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:

  • The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
  • The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
  • The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning “white power”
  • The fingers extended and joined signal, which means “Heil Hitler”

“This is ridiculous! those signs mean “fast ball”, “curve ball”, “slider”, and “change up!” said O’Callahan. “We’ve been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!”

After a month of anti-racist training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: “I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of white supremacy.”

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn’t happen in the future.

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B. Les White
B. Les White

Racism is the lefts Emanuel Goldstien

brian
brian

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn’t happen in the future.

During an inclusive ceremony the team stood to applaud…. oh wait. Thats gave a nod to the BLM rep for overcoming extreme adversity by buying 5 mansions.

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BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO

Willie Makit was ejected last week when it was deemed that grabbing his nut sack was a sign of male supremacy since women fans don’t have balls. Some women have the balls in the family but that’s a figure of speech…nothing more.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I’m from Cincinnati so I can say this…
Amputation could explain a lot about the teams record.

Quiet Mike

Pete needs to go to the HOF. Nobody will top his most MLB hits record. Won’t happen.

Leah
Leah

Amputate every digit but the middle one.

Anonymous
Anonymous

anyone else notice the stock photo is some gook?

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