Haven’t watched a minute of Saturday Night Live in about 20 years. Until now. I am sorry to subject you to this shit. Below is the opening cringe-worthy opening monologue, and three completely unfunny skits featuring Musk.
Questions to consider. When was the last time SNL was actually funny? Are there more talentless “comedian” hacks anywhere in the world? How in the fuck does that show manage to stay on air? Are Americans that retarded? What the hell is wrong with Musk, why the fuck is he doing this, and why the fuck would he subject his mommy to this degrading nonsense? Lastly, how in the hell did that guy become the 2nd richest man in the world??? That thing is the “elite” that we’re supposed to fear?? The saddest realization I had watching this doofus is that he’s quite young … and humanity will be haunted by this thing for another 30 years, or so.
THE END
stucky,
i’m busy & don’t have time to watch the clips but i’d agree w/you about the lack of humor on snl–
it’s ironic that you posted this when you did,recently i’ve has several old “weekend update” clips pop up in my music feed–
gilda radner & jane curtin were so funny it was incredible & 4 the most part it wasn’t all that objectionable–
Norm Macdonald doing Weekend Update about OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson (“he’s a homosexual pedophile”) was always funny.
“Drunk Uncle” a few years ago was hilarious. Even then it was three minutes of funny in the middle of 87 other minutes of dreck.
Once again, Stucky reveals he’s outta-the-loop and doesn’t get it. Don’t you have some clouds to go yell at?
Once again, you log on to TBP just to pursue me. For the millionth time, NO, I will not let you suck my dick. And stop sending me naked pictures of yourself! You got no tits and your stretch marks are unappealing.
Don’t you have some aspects of your pitiful life you want to complain about?
lols
That thing, put a car into space!
and then said, and I quote – “you can tell it is real, because it looks so fake”
Science!
Elon is a masculine first name, or Jewish surname, which means “oak tree” in the Hebrew language. Musk is a substance secreted in a glandular sac under the skin of the abdomen of the male musk deer, having a strong odor.
So Elon Musk is named after a smelly tree that a deer just wizzed on. His Momma really loved him.
He might just be the product of a connected family and luck, kinda like Shill Gates.
The money comes with a cost… your soul maybe?
One of the things that becomes clear about the success of Bill Gates with Microsoft is that it was by no means assured at many steps along the way. This is well-chronicled in In Search of Stupidity. The number of sheer coincidences and terrible decisions by competitors that were required for Bill Gates to become so massively successful with someone else’s software on someone else’s hardware platform were astonishing.
And remember, this is the guy who didn’t even mention the Internet in his book The Road Ahead. So we’re not talking about a supergenius with great foresight here. Now there are a growing number of signs that his success, like that of so many other ticket-takers, was entirely manufactured for him.
https://voxday.blogspot.com/2021/05/bill-gates-didnt-kill-himself.html
Subsidy Tracker Parent Company Summary
Parent Company Name: Space Exploration Technologies (SpaceX)
State/Local $3,016,750 3
Federal (grants and allocated tax credits) $2,613,824 1
TOTAL $5,630,574
Loan / Bailout Summary
Federal loans, loan guarantees and bailout assistance (not including repayments) $106,055,302 4
TOTAL $106,055,302
https://subsidytracker.goodjobsfirst.org/prog.php?parent=space-exploration-technologies-spacex
New York state is spending $750 million to build a solar panel factory in Buffalo for SolarCity. The San Mateo, Calif.-based company will lease the plant for $1 a year. It will not pay property taxes for a decade, which would otherwise total an estimated $260 million.
Elon Musk’s growing empire is fueled by $4.9 billion in government subsidies
05/29/2015
https://www.goodjobsfirst.org/news/elon-musks-growing-empire-fueled-49-billion-government-subsidies
Peter Rive, cofounder of SolarCity and cousin of Elon Musk, is leaving Tesla months after the electric-car company’s multibillion acquisition of the renewable-energy business.
https://www.businessinsider.com/peter-rive-is-leaving-tesla-solarcity-lyndon-rive-2017-7
Subsidy Tracker Parent Company Summary
Parent Company Name: Tesla Inc.
Federal (grants and allocated tax credits) $339,597,164
TOTAL $2,506,116,253 110
Loan / Bailout Summary
Federal loans, loan guarantees and bailout assistance (not including repayments) $466,500,000
TOTAL $466,500,000
https://subsidytracker.goodjobsfirst.org/prog.php?parent=tesla-inc
What you write about the assuredness of success is true across the board, for every(single)one. As is the fact that in any contest between brains & bull markets, most are preinvested in making the brain claim.
How is what matters. That includes how are you handling it, now that you’ve won the lottery?
These types are assuredly not successes.
If the elites were so smart they would not be turning to satanic paganism in all their secret clubs.
That is precisely where their knowledge comes from. But. There is a price to be paid … and this life can be rather short.
Most fans of electric cars are stupid and don’t realized they’re powered by nuclear power, natural gas or coal. So I’m not a fan of governments (like CA) trying to outlaw cars powered by internal combustion or governments (like MN) trying to mandate greater availability of electric cars. Still, Musk seems the most anti-woke of the multi-billionaires. He’s kind of an alt-right billionaire, right? That’s why it’s OK for him to be on SNL to maintain his popularity. He’s the anti- Dorsey, Zuckerberg, Pichai. And even though he’s working on some kind of brain-computer interface, he’s expressed deep anxiety about artificial intelligence. Anybody who’s not worried about A.I. is not paying attention.
“Are Americans that retarded?” Sad to say, yes they are. There are very few humorous television commercials anymore and quite a few that are so bad I’ve wondered if corporate heads rolled when they aired.
Well at least we got to see the succubus where he came from.
My daddy told me to never hit on a woman that went around with the label of her panties flapping for all to see. Almost all the money in the world and he has a low class GF. SMH.
She is actually some form of witch.
I didn’t like SNL 30 years ago. Musk is another Wharton School of Bidness actor from the amazing actor/billionaire special unit. He’s ‘spose to be smart, I just see another BS artist.
Tesla shit cars are the gov’t front for money laundering funds to the Starlink satellite system. He is the figurehead. By what right? I suspect family occult ties. His “genius” has nothing to do with it.
If you have not yet seen a trail of 100s of them in the night sky, you won’t believe it. I seriously thought it was an invasion and called Fort Campbell atc where I used to fly helos.
What have they built? Weapon system, hologram system (Spider-Man far from home), project blue beam??? You don’t build that thing for any simple altruistic endeavor such as GPS or improved cell service.
+100 Doc……
Are you sure his momma wasn’t a test tube?
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <—–===== "Of circling centuries begins anew : Justice returns, returns old Saturn's reign, With a new breed of men sent down from heaven. Only do thou, at the boy's birth in whom. The iron shall cease, the golden age arise. . . Under thy guidance, whatso tracks remain. Of our old wickedness, once done away."
D’ya think starLINK and neuraLINK will be LINKED? link, link.
somewhere in the early 80s was the last time they were funny. Eddie Murphy and company were part of the last funny group.
The last time I truly laughed was when Murphy made his appearance last year. I don’t remember when, the time before that.
Pinto ain’t got nothing on a Tesla.
At least you could put out a Pinto fire before it melted to the ground.
Haven’t thought SNL was funny since the 80’s but I did laugh at the chad skit.
His expressions and mannerisms are near reptilian and his mom looks like a Disney character.
P T Barnum explained how he became the 2nd richest man in the world.
Hey Stuck
Israel’s Iron Dome is made outta Swiss Cheese!
I’m pretty sure that no one in the media ever mentions the real richest men in the world. Hint: their last name starts with “R” and ends with “othschild”.
For me snl was hit or miss from the get. Comedy isn’t industrial meatpacking, not so easy as sending ensembles thru a sausage grinder week after week. Maybe day & timeslot are the better part of longevity.
Musk became 2nd the same way 1st through however many did: collusion with, wielding of, states. That’s the States of Hobbessian nature, writ “larger” in institutions, corporations, other toxic amalgams. The tragedy of the commons is the commons.
Crony rosettas by any other name (but often with an ism, or archy, or acy suffix) are the crushing stones of the crucibles known as states, countries, kingdoms, empires, whatever.
“Traumatic rhabdomyolysis” via crushing is a new term to me, but I’ve read about rhabdo eating up crossfitters, & I imagine that’s like heavy work/pace deep south humid heatstroke –which is bad enough – only worse, much worse.
“…a decree that established the divine cult of the new ruler.” Same as the old ruler. Same old followers, too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_Stone#Memphis_decree_and_its_context
“…more weight.” Mad respect the defiance. And keeping the ruler from es•cheating property…for a little while longer, at least. But who was he surrounded by? His lottery-playing “friends” & neighbors, a la the Shirley Jackson story. And a la the story London wrote of what he saw in jail. Conformity’s the deformity. Redheaded stepchildren – I love ‘em. And empathize, deservedly, with what they go through. Unless/until they decide can’t beat ‘em means must join ‘em.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crushing_(execution)