More useless and worthless shit from me … as I have been told several times in the past few weeks. Nevertheless, I’m thinking a break from Covid, fake gas shortages, no wood (lumber, not penile), and all the other WORLD ENDING CALAMITIES might help your distressed brains.
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Let’s start with a tribute to our besieged and oppressed Canadian TPBers. RCAF CF-18 fighter jet …. top speed of 1,127 miles per hour … and it runs on Maple Syrup.
Nok Air is a low-cost airline in Thailand with a full range of animal-themed planes. Here is their rooster-themed Boeing 737-800.
Proving that all cocks are not created equal, here is a smaller feathery rooster single-prop with two passenger seats.
The Homo Plane. Enough said.
This French fighter jet, the Mirage 2000RDI 83/12-YL, was introduced during the 2003 international training procedure of the NATO Tiger Meet. True story, really …. “this Mirage faulted prior to even leaving the runway“. God, I love the French!
NATO Tiger Meet Part Deux. With an “Arctic Tiger” paint job, this French Dassault Rafale M fighter jet actually got off the ground. God, I love the French!
The previous two fighter jets are obviously too masculine, too aggressive, and just plain meanies. Here is an airplane for Snowflake Millennials and younger generations. Goldfish … a new gender!! Does it really matter what kind of airplane it is?
Warthogs give me Woodies. Toughest damn plane on the planet. Hey you Chicom bastards! Santa’s coming to town … and you’ve been naughty!
Moar Warthogs. Terror from the sky. Widow Maker. Tank Killers. Much more dignified than the pussified Santa Hog.
A funky and very cool painted Gulfstream GV … a favorite private jet preferred by The One Percenters.
From the 2016 NATO Tiger Meet. Dubbed “Tiger Hind”, an interesting combo of Alien meets cyborg jaguar. It won the Best-Looking Tiger Aircraft Award.
A Russian Sukoi Su-57. One of my favorites. Simply beautiful.
C-130 Hercules flying advertisement for some battery company.
Royal Netherlands Air Force F-16. Their other jet is painted in regyoulah colors.
Hungarian Air Force Mi-24V Hind attack helicopter. The art work is supposed to resemble a bird of prey. I can’t decide if it’s scary looking, or kind of ridicules over-kill.
To hell with this Disney themed plane. New article … “Anti-white woke barbarians have transformed Disney from the ‘happiest place on earth’ into a totalitarian hellscape” …. here. Read it. Repeat after me, “Fuck Disney!!“
Really, England??? First, where’s the rest of the airplane??!! Secondly …. oh, never mind.
Not bad. Courtesy of the Oregon National Guard. Now point that fighter jet towards Portland and do your job!!!
Did you know that if a butterfly flaps it’s wings in South America that it could cause a tornado in Kansas? A fabulous paint job!
TAKE THAT WOKE COKE … ya demented bastards!! Is it just me, or was the 1.7 Mach Concord one of the sleekest coolest looking airplanes evah?
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Very nice Stucky. Especially the last one. Hubba hubba.
On another note, did you happen to see my comment to you on your flat earth article…”Level”?
Thank yew.
No, I don’t think I saw it. What was it? I don’t want to click on that article ever again …. really … I don’t need my blood pressure to skyrocket to the (flat) moon.
I put the comment there because I figured the comment section died out. That way no one else would likely see it. No biggie.
Nice post Stucky……good to take a break from the Phear Pron once in a while. LOL
Thanks for this.
I’ve loved planes since I was very young lad. Back when I first glued and painted airfix kits, my paintjobs on them were…
. . . creative.
A couple of years later a former RAF pilot became friends with my parents and he taught me the finer art of putting together those kits so that they looked realistic.
Thanks again and Fuck Disney!
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I was an aero-modeller from the age of 7 up to 16 when I discovered girls and went bonkers after I got my first red sports car at 17. Funny, never touched it since.
The last one that did the belly landing is by far my favorite. Most of the others looked like photoshop.
The NATO Tiger Meet planes were not photoshopped. The Russian Sukoi and Concord have youtube vids of them in flight. The Homo Plane was in an article giving the owners name and background, as was the 1%er Gulf Stream. NokAir has a bunch of them on their website. And so on.
I’m pretty sure none are photoshopped even if they look like they are.
The prop plane that looks like a chicken does not have the lines of a plane. Look at the engine. The beluga also does not look like any plane I have seen.
I cannot imagine the FAA or foreign authorities allowing the wind screens to be obstructed by any type of art.
I will agree on the Wart Hog. It definitely is the woody fighter jet with the distinctive BRRRRRT.
Beluga take-off, in flight, and landing. Pretty cool …
Are the wings of the British flag planes just giant ruffles potato chips or am I imagining the shape?
ha! The Brit planes remind me of an airplane version of the American Motors Gremlin.
If those are real….they be real pretty.
Careful what cha wish for tho, launchin’ planes on Portland and all.
This just happens to be that number 13 again….
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/breaking-news-israel-launched-eighty-80-military-aircraft-for-strikes-against-hamas-and-gaza
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Entertaining and interesting……to repeat after you, f*@k Disney! That is all very creative but….why does everything have to become a advertisement?Bus stop benches, grocery store carts, city buses etc., etc. now planes. Even people are walking ads for every BS company on the planet. Would life be more beautiful if we went back to just regulah cars, regulah clothing, regulah buses….. simplified life, besides ….only kneegrows buy all that is offered in the marketplace now, just watch/read an ad. Why work so hard to sway only 13% of the population?
Because, iirc, something like 70% of GDP is CONSUMER driven.
Gotta tell the people to Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy! 24 x 7 x 365 Keep the country rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ …
Thanks for commenting. This pic essay didn’t go over so well, did it? Maybe I should have included a pic of a pretty plane flying high enough to see the curvature of Earth.
I should have included one or two WWII era airplanes.
Not photoshopped. Many more here …..
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A color video compilation of WWII airplane nose art.
You shoulda included ALL WWII Aircraft…..
I’ve been a Lifetime Member of Paul Allen’s Flying Heritage & Combat Armor Museum since it first opened. They’ve got the BEST Collection of stuff I’ve ever seen. They just unveiled a Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausf. H Just before The Plandemic Struck, so unfortunately I haven’t seen it in person yet. They’ve also got the ONLY Airworthy FW 190-D “Dora” left on the planet, along with an “A” Model that they fly. When I’m in town, I go to all of the Fly Days, and my house is about 5 miles south of the airfield, so whenever they take ’em out, they fly right over my home…..
If only I could figure out how to post photos and video here, I’ve got some really good stuff taken over the years……
Here’s the link to “The Collection”…..
http://flyingheritage.org/Explore/The-Collection.aspx
Thank you. I will definitely spend time on that site. Looks VERY cool! Let me return the favor …
12 of the most INSANE military vehicles in the world …
12 Biggest Military Vehicles Ever Made
Thanks Stucky. Sometimes you just need a break from the bullshit and evil.
Btw I think the one you called a goldfish is supposed to be a clownfish.
OK, then. Clownfish.
Another gender!!!! Yay!! Can’t have too many genders, ya know?
Stucky on a tear.
My fav is the red civilian version of the A-10. I really appreciate all the 2nd amend options it has.
Cost: about $15 million.
Here’s what really pisses me the fuck off, Dawg.
The A-10’s came into service in 1976. They are, I am sure, already paid for!! (Of course, there are on-going maintenance costs but, that’s irrelevant as all aircraft, old or new, have the same costs.) There is no other airplane like it in the world with it’s titanium hull which can take an enormous beating (and still fly), and its legendary tank-killing reputation.
Well, guess what? The USAF is retiring 44 of them this year! Yeah, 44 perfectly good aircraft already paid for! And for what reason? To free up money for that massive PIECE OF SHIT … the F-35.
The F-35 … at a cost of $80 MILLION per jet!!!
And even THAT astronomical number doesn’t tell half the story. The F-35 has proven to be extraordinarily expensive and challenging to maintain … triple that of an F-16. That’s right … it costs about $36,000 PER HOUR to fly that Money Sucking Garbage Truck.
America! What a country!!
I liked it.
Great pics Stucky – thank you – nice diversion and no need for apologies – your posts are fine with me.
And not one plane or helicopter with chinktoons or anime! You’re not even trying.